FrostyDuo

The two of us have reluctantly joined together to create this silly blog for you! You should be grateful.

[frostyduo]

Introduction

Frost: Okay….there! Now we’re all set!

Frieza: I still think this is a stupid idea and waste of our time.

Frost: Shut up and just introduce yourself.

Frieza: *sigh* Fine. Hello to all Earthlings on this….ugh, what do they call these things again? “Social media platforms” or what not?

Frost: Good Kami, you really don’t know anything, do you? *smirks*

Frieza: Tch, oh whatever! Anyway, I think I hardly need to explain what this is - you pathetic worms get the highest honor of asking ALMOST whatever you wish….and, Frost too, I suppose. But I think we all know the real reason you’re here~

Frost: But of course - who wouldn’t want the chance to speak with the one and only moi~

Frieza: You’re just as bad as that cockroach.

Frost: Yeah well, so are you.

Frieza: Don’t you dare compare me to that filthy-

Frost: Anyway, feel free to message us your questions! And please don’t disappoint *smiles*

(OOC: This will be a PG-13 rated account - except for swearing, these two have no filter. But please keep that in mind when asking questions, because I’ll pretty much ignore any that I find offensive or inappropriate. Anyway, hope you guys enjoy this account! I will do the occasional image response as well)

[frostyduo]

Good morning my lord and Frost!

Very belated Happy New Years if you celebrate the holiday. How have you two been? It has been quite the while.

Frieza: Ah, yes. I suppose the new year has come and pass, hasn’t it? Well, Happy New Year.

Frost: Yes, we apologize for not being very active on here. But truthfully, we’ve stopped receiving asks quite awhile ago, so we’ve had nothing to respond to.

Frieza: Indeed. And we’ve been quite busy with our own lives as well. This empire certainly doesn’t run itself. But if you or anyone else still wishes to ask us questions and such, we’re happy to answer them.

Frost: Absolutely! In the meantime, thank you for your interest.

(OC: Sorry this account has been pretty dead lately. I just haven’t had any asks on here in a long time. Plus I’ve been way busy writing fanfics and such. But I’ll happily answer questions and such! Maybe I’ll even try to set up an ask event sometime)

[frostyduo]

Greetings my lord and Frost!

My apologises for not being more specific on the question. The language that is kind of dubbed as the "Earth Common" is not my home language, so please, if anything confuses you do ask for a clarification.

Though I am curious, what is your favourite food in general? Maybe even a specific dish even?

Frieza: Ah, well I suppose if we’re speaking of the generalization of cuisine, I usually tend to favor any sort of seafood delicacy. Though I have a particular fancy towards lobster.

Frost: Yes, I quite enjoy seafood as well, but I’m also really fond out pasta. The Alfredo kind, specifically. And I also have quite the sweet tooth for several desserts!

[frostyduo]

Good morning my lord and Frost!

Dare I say that I have not seen the emperor this uplifted for quite some time. Seeing,- or reading you two interact lights up a stressful day. I hope that you do not mind me asking another question?

Since Frieza mentioned Thanksgiving, I do not celebrate it myself, but I am aware that it is quite the feast over the seas. So do you happen to have any favourite food or dish?

Frost: Are they referring to a favorite dish in general? Or specifically regarding Thanksgiving?

Frieza: I’m assuming they’re referring to Thanksgiving, since they’ve brought it up.

Frost: I see. Well in that case, I might have to go with the pumpkin pie. It has a unique and sweet flavor! It’s quite delectable!

Frieza: True. But I think I’m more in favor of the turkey itself. I appreciate how juicy the meat can be if cooked properly.

[frostyduo]

Good evening my lord and Frost! Thank you for the correction in your earlier response regarding the titles.

It is sadden to hear of disappearing culture of such a fascinating race. However, Frost did bring up an interesting thought. Earth indeed has various of different holidays, some are celebrated all around or majority of the world, and then there are some smaller ones depending on where you look.

So my question is: What would be your favourite Earth holiday and is there a reason why so?

Frost: Hmm. Favorite Earth holiday? Honestly, I’m not sure. I like how festive Christmas is. But I also thought that heart holiday had a nice concept - Valentine’s Day, I think it’s called.

Frieza: I have a particular liking to the one called Thanksgiving.

Frost: ….the one that celebrates humans slaughtering and enslaving their own, and taking their land? What could you enjoy about that - besides the carnage history.

Frieza: *smiles* I don’t care for the holiday itself. But it just happens to be the anniversary of when I read your little love letter. And when we first kissed. Remember?

Frost: *blushes* Oh yeah….heh, I nearly forgot. That was a pretty special day….

Frieza: One of the fondest memories that I shall treasure.

[frostyduo]

Greetings my lord... lords?

My apologizes, I am unsure whether or not the Emperor would consider his mate to have an official title considering your relationship? Please do let me know that I will not cross a line for future questions.

However, my question: Earthling spooky holiday is around the corner, and I was a little curious. Does Arcosian culture have holidays? If yes, could you perhaps tell more about them?

Frost: Oh wow - Frieza look, we got a question from our blog.

Frieza: Hm? Oh really? Goodness it’s been a moment. At least a few months I think….

Frost: Let’s see….heh. They wanna know if we’re both to be addressed as “lord” or just you.

Frieza: Ah. Well, we’re not married as of yet, so *technically* I suppose it’s not required - as long as you treat both of us with the same respect. And as for this other question….hmm, i can’t really recall any Arcosian holidays….

Frost: *smirks* Well, I guess there’s still “Frieza Day” right?

Frieza: Oh please. While that might be MY favorite holiday, I wouldn’t consider it an Arcosian holiday. The problem is, our race has become rather rare these days, and as such a number of our old holidays and customs have sort of dwindled away with time.

Frost: Huh. That’s too bad. Though the same thing kinda happened in Universe 6. Perhaps we should consider celebrating this Earth holiday then - not sure what they mean when they say it’s spooky though.

Frieza: *shrugs* I suppose we’ll do research on it later.

[frostyduo]

Do you two ever revert back into your first forms?

Frieza: I only ever do it when necessary. Usually when one of my subordinates insists I speak to them in such a way, as in the past, that was the only form that many knew me for.

Frost: I’m the same, I only ever do it when I have to. I’m not really a fan of it, as it forces both of us to suppress our strength. But on the plus side….*smirks* Frieza looks SO adorable in his first form~

Frieza: *frowns* I am NOT adorable!

Frost: Aww~ Would you prefer if I said cute? Or precious? Or do I dare use the human slang “kawaii”-

Frieza: *blushes* NONE of those are acceptable!!

Frost: *laughs* Adorable wittle Lord Frieza~

Frieza: That’s it, I’m stopping this before it becomes anymore humiliating.

[frostyduo]

Have either of you had any past relationships?

Frost: Oh? Past relationships? Let’s see….not really. At least for me. I had a few fleeting crushes here and there, but I was either too busy to pursue them or too paranoid to allow such a thing to happen. Frieza is my first real relationship.

Frieza: Really? I’m quite surprised by that. I would’ve figured considering your reputation in the sixth universe, there would’ve been someone you’d become involved with.

Frost: No, not really - though several fans threw themselves at my feet. But anyway, what about you, Frieza?

Frieza: Oh. Um, well….I’ve mentioned before I’ve had a handful of “flings” in the past. But I’ve only had one “serious” relationship before I became involved with you….

Frost: Wait, really? You never mentioned this before….who was it?

Frieza: ….someone I knew since I was young. A rather clever, kind woman….whom I took for granted. A mistake I’ll never make again - certainly not with you.

Frost: Frieza….

[frostyduo]

Me: Hi guys did either of you play megaman 3?

Gemini man: and did you see my glamorous face either?

Frieza: Hm, no, I’m afraid we’ve never played this title - I’m assuming you’re referring to a video game. And I’m don’t believe we’ve ever seen you, mister….Gemini man? Interesting name…

Frost: Yes, but I’m sure you’re both nice people, and we hope you’re doing well.

(OOC: I’m not really a megaman fan. I apologize 😅. But it’s cool you like it!)

[frostyduo]

Geliaden: Hello boys, I wanted to ask you something

Cooler: Geliaden-

Geliaden: Do yew plan on ever having any children?

(ooc; can't remember if this was asked before and I'm not searching for it)

Frost: *blushes* C-Children?! Oh Kami….has someone asked us about this before?

Frieza: It’s possible - if so, it was a long while ago, and I don’t remember. But to answer your nosy question, Geliaden *pauses to narrow eyes into a glare* at the moment the answer is no. We are currently not planning on children anytime soon.

Frost: Right, what he said….though, that doesn’t mean the idea is dismissed entirely. Maybe someday - in the FAR future - we might have a youngling of our own.

Frieza: Indeed. I suppose the idea of an heir does sound appealing.

Frost: ….maybe even more than one….

Frieza: *goes wide eyed* What?

Frost: *blushes* Nothing!!

[frostyduo]

Frieza: Hello, everyone. Frost and I apologize for not being very active lately.

Frost: Yes, we’ve just been a bit busy. But….there’s something we feel we should inform you of….

Frieza: Indeed. I’m afraid the two of us are….no longer “together”.

Frost: Now there’s no need to worry - the blog isn’t canceled. We’re still gonna do this blog together. But as of right now, we are no longer a romantic item.

Frieza: We understand this is a disappointment, but please feel free to ask whatever questions you have in mind.

Frost: Yes….oh, and one more thing….

Frieza: ….

Frost: ….

Both: *smiles evilly* April fools~

[frostyduo]

For Frost

You can always make something for Frieza! Maybe food, plush, or a simple card I'm sure he'd appreciate anything you put time in to

Frost: Hmm, those are interesting suggestions. I’m not sure i could prepare any food….I’m a terrible cook. But I suppose I could look into the other two ideas. Though I’m not sure how much Frieza would enjoy a plush *chuckles*

[frostyduo]

Frost: Hey guys. Frieza finally got off, so I have a chance to ask you guys something. I guess this holiday called Valentine’s Day is getting close. And apparently couples do nice things for each other on this day. So….does anyone have any ideas for Frieza?

I have no idea if I should get him something. Or maybe do something for him. I wanna do something special - something he wouldn’t forget.

Oh, and don’t tell Frieza - I want this to be a surprise

[frostyduo]

Frieza: Hello everyone. I find myself needing a bit of advice. I’ve been informed that apparently an Earth holiday called Valentine’s Day is coming up soon. I hadn’t planned on indulging at first, but….I don’t suppose anyone has an idea of what I can do?

Perhaps a special gift I can give him? Or some sort of special event I can put together, like a date? I’m not sure what would be most appropriate for this. I’m sure you Earthlings have some ideas, yes?

And obviously, refrain from telling Frost - I want it to be a surprise.

[frostyduo]

Valentines is coming up, any plans?

Frieza: Valentines? I don’t believe I’m familiar with this event? Is this another Earth holiday?

Frost: It sounds like that’s the case. Let me see here…. *does a quick Google search* Huh. Seems to be a holiday that celebrates romance. Couples supposedly celebrate it by doing numerous things, including gift giving, going on dates, and all sorts of romantic gestures.

Frieza: Hmm, sounds a bit tedious. Is all that really required to prove one’s affection? Is it not enough to simply be with your mate?

Frost: Yeah, I guess. But I mean….I kinda like the idea of a holiday that celebrates romance. It could be sweet *blushes*

Frieza: *blushes* Ahem, yes….I suppose the actual concept could be pleasant.

Frost: But, you know, we don’t have to do anything just cause the people on Earth are.

Frieza: Yes, that’s right….

(OOC: they’re both thinking about doing something 😁😁)

[frostyduo]

Has Frieza finally stopped being jealous of Smokey?

Frost: *giggles* He’s gotten more tolerant of him. But no, he still lets his jealousy slip from time to time. Though he’s deep in denial about it.

Frieza: I am not! There’s nothing to be in denial about.

Frost: Uh huh. Don’t think I haven’t noticed you trying to shove a pillow under my arm to “discreetly” get him off.

Frieza: I - I’ve done no such thing!

Frost: *Smokey nuzzles Frost’s leg* Aww, well hello little one.

Frieza: *growls*

[frostyduo]

Frost, did you know that Frieza once wanted to make a request to become 5 centimeters taller for the dragon balls?

Frost: Wait, what?! Frieza, is that true?

Frieza: *blushes* Grrgh, I don’t know how this anon found out about my private wish. But yes, I did at one point plan to increase my height with the Dragon Balls.

Frost: *struggles to hold in laughter*

Frieza: It’s not funny!

Frost: I’m sorry, I’m sorry! It’s just - out of all the things you could wish for, that’s what you tried to accomplish?! And only five centimeters too?!

Frieza: I wanted to look as if I was still growing!!

Frost: ….you realize how this makes you look.

Frieza: Don’t you say it….

Frost: If possible, this just makes you more adorable than ever!

Frieza: For f**k’s sake!!