pomegranate

Basically just here for deep conversations about why sporks are the best utensil.

[fruit-noodles]

are you eeby... or deeby...

[fruit-noodles]

[fruit-noodles]

I have realised my two favourite music genres are jazz and rock and which one I listen to depends entirely on my mood

[fruit-noodles]

this is going to be my business card

I don’t have a business

[fruit-noodles]

fuck It

I’m going outside. Look after the site for me

[fruit-noodles]

procrastination (the long-lasting series)

I’ve been on the couch for two (2) hours trying to go outside but I just keep scrolling through Tumblr

[i-am-a-fish]

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

[damaramegido]

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

[transselkie]

Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing

[tamagobert]

y'all are just jealous that op is brave enough to monch on the forbidden chocolate…

[i-am-a-fish]

I’m living

[fruit-noodles]

You probably do this instead of brushing your teeth, huh? Might as well drink listerine like water.

[kasvii]

[thatsthat24]

Reblog if teenage mitosis was literally SO embarassing for you

[fruit-noodles]

I thought that was a senior quote.

[darnlizardpost]

I WILL SHAKE IN MY TOMB AND RATTLE THE EARTH ITSELF

said by my friend @fruit-noodles who no more than 2 minutes later was discussing turning an entire furry discord server sterile with this fake fursona she designed

[fruit-noodles]

“It’ll give them erectile dysfunction.”

[darnlizardpost]

Yes, that is if all goes well 😌

[darnlizardpost]

Update: "Gonna xD chowmp their buldgy woldys off" @fruit-noodles

[fruit-noodles]

That is the strategy.

[darnlizardpost]

I WILL SHAKE IN MY TOMB AND RATTLE THE EARTH ITSELF

said by my friend @fruit-noodles who no more than 2 minutes later was discussing turning an entire furry discord server sterile with this fake fursona she designed

[fruit-noodles]

“It’ll give them erectile dysfunction.”

[fruit-noodles]

Y’all ever miss someone so much you just cry

Because it’s happening now and I think it’s the first time it’s happened to me

[fruit-noodles]

This was surprisingly uplifting

I told my friends life was just like a bowl of reheated soup. The first time around it’s good, but as it goes on, it just tastes worse and worse and eventually you get sick of it.

And one of my friends turned to me, smiled and said, “Well, one day you’ll learn how to make new soup!”

I mean, I was just complaining about eating the same pumpkin soup for four days straight, as I just got my braces on, but I like your thinking. I like that.

[i-am-a-fish]

!!!!!!!! im gonna slap it

[fruit-noodles]

No fish... if you slap it, you’ll hurt it, and yourself

[fruit-noodles]

I think I’ve finally been on the internet long enough to have a consistent personality on all platforms

[i-am-a-fish]

[computerbrxin]

Ill take one, keep the change.

[i-am-a-fish]

[coolidontunderstand]

Hello? 911? Yes, there is a fish here selling lemonade without a permit

[i-am-a-fish]

[fruit-noodles]

Hey fish, don’t worry, just get in the car. We’ll get you outta here.

[pukicho]

Honestly I didn’t like that mewtwo had a set of human teeth in the detective pikachu movie 

[fruit-noodles]

Probably stole them.

[fruit-noodles]

Wait so there’s a new generation

What do you mean Generation Alpha? This is a thing now?