fruit @fruit-that-walks - Tumblr Blog

minotauri

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

mark-gently

Me exceeding my own expectations: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me regressing to the mean: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

wehavethepinguino

"we need more complex female characters" you couldn't even handle Amanda Rollins

swan-lutz

Alysa being forced to say Taylor swift is the goat of music…an actual tragedy

altruistic-meme

the body has GOT to get an update to display error messages. im tired of it throwing codes and acting weird but not telling me WHY. am i shaking because im tired, hungry, having a panic attack, had too much caffeine??? i should not be playing russian roulette on solutions!!!! TELL ME WHICH ERROR YOU ARE HAVING SO I CAN FIX IT!!!!!

mynorthernattitude

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

kyberinthevoid

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

specialvalentinesunit

regging

being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

freakinflipflop

Being a stem major who's friends with humanities majors is ALSO funny bc you ask what's goin on with them and they're like "oh yeah my day's pretty good! I only have to read 50 pages for this one class today and half a book for another one. It's much better than last week where I read three books and wrote a 10 page paper about their overlapping motifs for one class while also researching a niche period of time that our library doesn't have any resources on. How's it been for you?" and you're like "oh I have a lil packet of fun math puzzles due tomorrow." and they look at you like you're carrying the weight of the universe on your back

tesria

This is your reminder that just because something falls within the skillset you've practiced, so you can do it and you don't find it particularly hard or stressful relative to other things, it doesn't mean it isn't actually hard work you should be proud of yourself for accomplishing!