robin: i want to be a cat.
steve: what?
robin: i want to sit in windowsills and sleep in the sunlight and not have to work
eddie: don't forget the endless amount of food.
nancy: you would think of that, eddie.
eddie: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
steve: okay, guys, let's just-
robin: and have little sweaters that i wear in the winter. like penelope's sweaters (robin and nancy's cat)
nancy: it doesn't mean anything.
eddie: OH, WELL IT DOES
steve: guys-
robin: not have to worry about missing assignments in school
nancy: eddie, calm down-
eddie: I WON'T BE YOUR MAN OF HONOR AT YOUR WEDDING
nancy: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
eddie: NO.
robin: and just lay there. no thoughts. no worries.
steve: ohmygod
nancy: I WON'T BE THE BEST WOMAN AT YOURS
eddie: *GASP* YOU TAKE THAT BACK
nancy: MAKE ME
robin: and i could sleep anywhere i wanted
steve: i hate all of you.
nancy: APOLOGIZE
eddie: YOU APOLOGIZE FIRST
robin: cats are so interesting
steve: why am i here
nancy: EDWARD MUNSON.
eddie: StOoOp. YOU KNOW I HATE WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT
nancy: ill stop when you apologize
eddie: fine. sorry.
nancy: thank you, edward.
eddie: YOU PROMISED
robin: they're just so happy. and they can claw people. i wanna do that to steve.
steve: what did i do?
robin: cats are so cool
it would make it 1000x better if nancy and eddie have (seriously) discussed between the two of them, proposing to robin and steve. but the four already joke about marrying each other so steve and robin are oblivious. nancy and eddie are now hyperaware of any mention of marriage, especially in front of steve and robin, so both are simultaneously freaking out while steve and robin are oblivious, still
















