slutty dad

[eroscestlavie]

me: *says some shit*

someone: do you care to elaborate on that?

me: 

[pixelpoison-blog]

men frankly can suck my fucking toe, but girls…I love you

[frumpsicle]

Me: *temporarily chills* 💪 i am improving

Me ten seconds later: ah i was Mistaken

[01101010-01100100]

eatin a buncha bugs in my calvins

[lawfulgrunge-deactivated2019010]

[evolvedleo-deactivated20170414]

fucking incredible

[911official-deactivated20200526]

I like to rœck oöt

[zackisontumblr]

me on a first date

[unclefather]

[nmimarks]

[dacmennis]

I still don’t know what he’s trying to say here, but it makes me laugh every fucking time

[ludaprilgate]

[marinatedolive]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

not gonna say it again

[artswamp]

me when i’m depressed: this bitch empty, YEET

[rockhardgeologist]

[rilakkoala-deactivated20170121]

goblin date ideas

cave

[c-a-k-e-deactivated20170914]

I’m gunna eat a whole bottle of flinstones vitamins and astral project to mcdonalds to order a fourth dimensional mcflurry and cry in the mcbathroom

[mxnrique]

I can’t believe that the Citizens of Pawnee are actually real.

[blackaudio25-1-deactivated20200]

Beyond STUPID

[sipnsyphe]

lmaooo

[86358-deactivated20150819]

anyone else dumb as fuck?

[an-terra]

seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out for my amazing friends; all of whom i love dearly