why dont dogs rule the world @waluiqi - Tumblr Blog

found this in my drafts from 2014 here yall go

i am so excited to get the new animal crossing game!!! i wish i had all the amiibo cards but its impossible to buy a box of packs for less than $100 lmao. i did get a tattoo though nice

yall ever stand like this and wonder why you have knee problems at 23

the rebirth

#me #i'm alive #and drunk

astrocyte-deactivated20171202

when you have anxiety so you think about every possible thing that can go wrong in a situation and something goes wrong

fuckyeah2000s

anyone have an extra $400 so i can meet toto

Why don't teachers let kids eat snacks in class like most of us wake up at the crack ass of dawn and lug out lifeless bodies to this book slamming building but when we finally get there we realise"oh heck I forgot to eat the morning dinner whatever shall I do" so you pull out a bag of the 2005 original recipe cinnamon toast crunch now discontinued in local stores and start munching away. But as soon as the sweet taste hits your tongue you hear the slams of god slap the bag out of your hand.

honestly? i cried reading this.

reblog if u agree

showerthoughtsofficial

Air conditioning is just domesticated wind

tonysaintborgi

i fucking hate this because it’s right

hyumjim

Me: you have a soft kitty tumby….

Cat: PLEASE… PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE… SINCE THE ACCURSED DAY I MET YOU MY LIFE HAS NOT KNOWN PEACE….

some of u never went through an Abbey Dawn by Avril Lavigne phase and it shows

fortzancudo

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You