Queen of the fries

22|German| I don't know what I'm doing

[mudwerks]

I forgot I was making caramel at work. It’s a tad overcooked.

[4023922526-deactivated20211025]

Congrats on making actual fucking lava

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tikkety-tok]

Would you like your hiss in grey, charcoal, black, or midnight?

[roseydeloom]

[tsscat]

[aubrey-plaza]

okay everybody go home this is the best one

[insomniac-arrest]

*shrinks down and lives in your decorative terrarium rent free*

romcom where I unionize the rats in your basement to overthrow your household through clever tricks and tiny hands

[yehudah]

this is completely undoing me

[cirrates]

youknow when kittens meow and their eyes get a bit smaller cos theur faces r so little they cant have their mouth and eyes all the way open at the same time I think about it so muxh

[cirrates]

THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[etiquetteforagentleman]

[pleasedontremember]

[thyrell]

realizing you can open cans of soda with a can opener is gonna change my life

[sapphiconoclast]

thought this was soda gelatin and wanted to fuck it dearly

[thyrell]

D:

[thyrell]

FUCK TWITTER

[a-slut]

oh hey Jacob geller. he makes neat video essays on YouTube about video games. he also has a beard so dense it could become a black hole at any moment

[thyrell]

he also STOLE MY FUCKING POST

[thyrell]

i bet no one wants to fuck his soda dearly though. i still win.

[daforged]

so when do yall think netflix is gonna add supernatural to the lgbt section

[jotaillustrator]

[pigeonlesbian]

vague post

[sealedbeastnue]

not vague enough id recognize lorem ipsum anywhere

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[blog12345678910-deactivated2021]

Watching a movie in the middle of the day or god forbid in the MORNING is one of the weirdest feelings in the world. Things that aren’t illegal but feel like they should be

[funnytwittertweets]

[drewluski]

[rolling-away-from-the-sunset]

This chart is amazing! Thank you so much!

[catchymemes]

[liquidstar]

this is what it feels like straying too far from my circle of mutuals on tumblr dot com

[liquidstar]

this post has already gotten far enough from my circle of mutuals that people think the girl with the glasses is the one that im sympathizing with in this post

[yeehawlw]

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

[yeehawlw]

he cannot be stopped

[uncleromeo]