Disaster Zone: Pancakes Edition

she/they, my name is Pancakes, I’m an author and I take requests! my entire list of fandoms, ships, and aus is pinned (I'd read it lol). hit me with your best shot!

[fryingpan1234567]

Masterlist? Kind of? NOT UPDATED GIMME A SEC

fandoms list (yes this is everything, not in any particular order): Hermitcraft, ESMP, Life Series, Marvel, DC, WOF, Riordanverse, MHA, XPLR, Divergent, Hunger Games, Maze Runner, Disney, ATLA, Wizarding World, IT, Ducktales, any and all theater (TECH PEOPLE UNITE), Gravity Falls, SVTFOE, Thomas Sanders, Daredevil, horror (Scream especially my beloved), Transformers, Jurassic World, Star Wars, Little Nightmares, Pacific Rim, Monsterverse, Pitch Perfect, RWRB, Young Royals, Osemanverse, SCP, Six of Crows, TAWOG, Berrybrook/ BBMS, Descendants, TMNT, Alan Becker/ AVM, Top Gun, Umbrella Academy, Neytirix, Voltron, Greatest Showman, X-men, Zelda, DBD, Undertale, Daughter of the Deep, Poppy Playtime, Black Phone, Murder Drones, Free Guy, Good Omens, Nimona (movie), COD, Hazbin Hotel, Dead Boy Detectives, Fast and Furious, the Empyrean, Sturniolo triplets, F1, Elfhame, AOUAD, WEBTOONs: Homesick, Boyfriends, School Bus Graveyard, High Class Homos, Everything is Fine, BWFA, Clinic of Horrors, Reunion, Castle Swimmer, The D!ckheads

ship moment (and I’m probably forgetting some):

Hermitcraft/ ESMP/ Life Series etc—

Mostly a multishipper? But I do have some favorites

Scarian

Rendoc

Ethubs

Team ZIT

HEX

Hypnocrafted

Stresskall

Jels

Welsuma

Gridoc

GLASS!! SPOUSES!! I will die on this hill

Team Rancher

Nature Wives

Marvel —

Parleynova/ any variation

Ironstrange

Stucky

Thorbruce

Kate x Yelena I don’t remember

Shuri x MJ

Shuriri

Spideypool

Spideypool but fem

Venomeddie

Nightsilver

Nightangel

DC—

Birdflash

Jayroy

Timkon

Damijon

Steph x Cass x Kara?? Not sure about that name lol

Superbats

Halbarry

Harlivy (DUH)

Batcat

Bluepulse

Jaytim

Jaydick

Yeah yeah I’m a multishipper you know the drill

WOF—

Qinter

Glorybringer

Sunny is aroace fight me

Turtlejou

Moon is also. Aroace

Lynx and Snowfall

Pineapple and Jambu😭

Plus a bunch from Lauren Black’s books if you haven’t read them go do it she may as well be canon

Riordanverse—

Percabeth

Pipabeth

Jercy

Valgrace

Solangelo (duh)

Thaleyna

Blitzstone

Fierrochase

Malconnor (MY BELOVEDDD)

NEW SHIP ALERT: Engineering bfs (Jake Mason x Malcolm Pace)

MHA—

Kiribaku

Dekushima

Momojirou

Miritamu

Shinkami

Dabihawks

Shigadabi

Wizarding World (oh boy)—

The constant struggle over choosing between Drarry and Scorbus is real

But also Hedric

Perciver

Deamus

Wolfstar duh

Jegulus

Rosekiller

Linny

I don’t remember the Teddy x James one but

It (2017 + 2019)—

REDDIEEE

Stenbrough

Benverly

we stan aroace Mike

Transformers—

Racer bfs

I don’t know any ship names help

OP and Ratchet

Wheeljack and Bulkhead

Arcee and Arachnid just not when they’re toxic

KOBD

MegOP

Star Wars—

Stormpilot ftw

Dinluke

Kylux

Reyrose

What’s the mando princess x priestess one again

Osemanverse—

Don’t talk to me canon ships are perfect

Berrybrook—

Starting off by saying these are CHILDREN and I’m not sexualizing them in any way

Canon ships are SO CUTEEE I CAN’T

I think Jensen is aroace

Hedgehog and whatever that emo kid from the Diary is called (I KNOW THEY’RE MINOR CHARACTERS LEAVE ME ALONE)

Listen I know that Alex and Joseph are both taken but I’m ngl I thought they were dating at the beginning of Enemies

Send ships I’ll probably agree with you

Descendants—

Harlos and Umvie are superior

Multiship lol

Top Gun—

Hangster

Icemav

Payback and Fanboy

Bob and Phoenix

DBD—

Ghostfrank

Susie x Julie

Hag x Blight

I know zero ship names

Black Phone—

Finbin/ Rinney

Brance

Showstagg

Murder Drones—

I… don’t like Uzi, sorry

Not gonna ship her with N

And V is toxic

And Cyn is a psychopath but they had good chemistry— I like her (thus far)

J and Tessa they’re cute

Thad is gay as fuck. That is all

Nimona—

Nimona x anarchy and murder <33

COD—

Okay omg

I think all the ships are honestly arguable we don’t really have bad ones

BUT I do have my favorites

Soapghostroach/ any variation but especially that one

Gaz x Jackson

Nikprice

Alerudy

Alex x Farah I forgot the name lmao

Hazbin—

Radioapple

Radiostatic

Vox x Valentino

Huskerdust (AAAAAAAAAA)

The Empyrean—

Bodoc save me

Brennan and Naolin OBVIOUSLY

Riorgail defender, and it is RARE for me to love the main straight ship as much as I love these idiots

Sloane and Dain oh my gods

F1–

yes they’re real people no it’s not serious it’s just crazy how narrative it gets over there oml

lestappen obviously

landoscar my beloved

bearnelli🩷🩷🩷🩷

honestly throw whatever at me I’ll probably agree with you

Homesick—

Personally I’m on Tommie’s side as far as shipping Rayne goes but I do love Sam

Unfortunately. Most of the characters are dead

There’s not a lot of people to ship

SBG—

AIDEN X TYLER!! MY BOYS!!

Taylor x Ash

Logan x Ben

The fact that there’s official art of them TvT my heart

Castle Swimmer—

Mono x Galoo

Honestly Skiff is so cute. If Kappa and Siren are poly that would be so

Fizz is a dick. That is all

D!ckheads—

If Levi and Eli and Marcus don’t end up together I swear to god

The mean girl and the druggy they’re perfect for each other

people that own my heart (aka I will write/ rb x readers for, but that doesn’t happen often):

Jason Todd/ Red Hood

Dick Grayson/ Nightwing

Simon Ghost Riley

König

Any non-specific Ghostface

Druig

Matt Murdock/ Daredevil

Sam and Colby

Matt Sturniolo

Chris Sturniolo

Max Verstappen

George Russell

Charles Leclerc

Lando Norris

Liam Mairi

SHH NONE OF THESE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME DON’T THINK ABOUT IT TOO HARD

some AU’s I got:

Superhero au (Hermitcraft)

Theater au (Hermitcraft)

Marvel x DC

DC x Riordanverse

High school au (DC)

Greatest Showman au (DC)

Hunger Games au (Riordanverse)

PacRim au (Riordanverse)

Wizarding World au (Riordanverse)

Riordanverse x Marvel

Band au (Wizarding World/ Marauders era)

IT x Stranger Things

Everybody lives au (TBP)

Riordanverse au (COD)

I got 2 different band aus for COD— one is Måneskin themed and the other is Arctic Monkeys

Top Gun au (COD)

Halo au (COD)

Avatar au (COD)

PacRim au (COD)

SCP au (COD)

Jurassic World au (COD)

Homesick x SBG

non-specific tags:

DBD is what I tag everything horror, even if it’s not in the game lmao

everything random that isn’t really related to anything is tagged shitpost

’save’ is everything I wanna come back to

also ‘writing’ is pretty self explanatory

so I know I forgot some ships. send some in I’ll probably agree with you lol

ask! me! about! my oc’s! I have literally tons for basically every fandom so

yes you can make oneshot/ headcanon requests for almost any of these

I yell about a different fandom every day filter by tags XD don’t see the one you’re looking for because I haven’t made anything for it yet? ask away!

consistent formatting is a myth. sometimes I use proper capitalization and punctuation. sometimes I do one and not the other. sometimes I don’t do either. I’m consistent PER POST at least LMAO

asks always open!

[wsh2]

how life feels as a multi shipper

[fuggpuxks]

"tell him to stay on his fucking feet" Connor holding hands with "I'm just strong so I'm not falling" Fraser

[etheltempest]

connor bedard and fraser minten went to visit a 3 year old boy with neuroblastoma yesterday! (x)

the tweet that prompted this: (x)

[hxngchxxxx]

HELLO? BEDMINT ON MY TIMELINE?? WHAT??

they are so so sweet and kind.

[fryingpan1234567]

BEDMINT ARE TOGETHER RN I REPEAT BEDMINT ARE LOOSE TOGETHER IN THE WILD

[fryingpan1234567]

new polycule just dropped

[formula1-sideblog]

since it was posted it's 1) been updated to a collab post and 2) received a comment from lily and 3) a reply from carmen

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[brightestinwin]

one thing will vote and the bc line and all the brunette members will never win against mack is the joint tiktok account like whenever they wanna share some funny vids on will’s acc, the bold wcpsmrc is staring back at them menacingly.

[xxstillattherestaurantxx]

[xxstillattherestaurantxx]

Gabe telling Will and Leno that he's bringing someone with him to the Cape, they expect some girl he met in New York, and then he shows up with his giant 6'8 puppy of a boyfriend who follows him around like a good dog...I need to get to writing

[derangednctzen]

the 4/20 boston polycule marmongate recap 

(sources? linked <3)

macklin: the one who has obviously had the most fun. you search up his name and his fuck ass kegstand is on the jumbotron. he also cannot do a tiktok dance to save his life. clearly getting white girl wasted (+ potentially crossed) with his old BU hockey buddies. doing his best SEC frat pledge impersonation. his darty babysitters his drinking partners in crime: BU women’s hockey, cole hutson, brother aiden, and the one who won all of our hearts: mr cowboy hat derrick white celtics jersey boy (aka jonathan morello)

smitty: well of course he was hanging out with his Dearly Beloved Day One will vote. like genuinely of course will vote is there, he is never not going to be there. at least will squared made it to the actual marathon barricade to cheer on his agent(?). right at mile marker 23. he + voter were also seen at circle with drew fortescue, teddy stiga, + GABELENO :) 

gabe: wore a matching talladega nights throuples fit with smitty + fort. drew was in a ricky bobby jumpsuit and willgabe wore the cal old spice hat + race jacket combo. gabe also went with leno to the BC chipotle (my source here is botg texts shown below. my botg source did not snap paparazzi pics. sorry everyone)

leno: actual loser per usual. not dressed on theme, just looking stupid as all hell. he did show face for the bc line reunion at circle tho! i do believe that the purple collar peeking from under his sweatshirt could be the hockey beats cancer walk-in jerseys? that must’ve been the jersey he wore so that him + gabe could get that chipotle BOGO

***UPDATE: this willmack picture of them linking up after the marathon ended, at circle, in the kitchen where the willgabeleno pics were also taken (simultaneously a hydrogen bomb + nothing burger #atthesamedamntime)

EVERYTHING FROM HERE ON OUT IS ME HRPF-ING OUT !!!!! SOURCE? I MADE IT THE HELL UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i still cannot get over the fact that macklin was wearing a fucking anthony edwards UGA era jersey. like hello. WHY GEORGIA? macklin, on a map, can you point to where athens, ga is? (i think this just ticks me off because i have such a strong personal allegiance to another SEC school ...NOT alabama i would rather kill myself). also the fact that macklin hung out with cole hutson all day. talk about a duo i made up! or even better… a duo RYAN LEONARD made up! these are my mackleno crumbs and i will be making a buffet out of a nothing burger. i would like to believe mack was asking hutty for leno updates in the way you ask your friend how your ex is doing. oughhhhhhhh #injectit

smitty + will vote man. no one will ever replace that other blondie in his heart. like damn. i am willing to bet money that they ended up doing their own thing + ditched the rest of this polycule. smitty definitely had 79 missed drunk calls/facetimes/texts from mack, while voter’s old gc from the 24-25 season with gabeleno was blowing the fuck up. but nope! will squared over everybody :) smitty definitely did end up picking up mack from the BU hockey house because mack was crossfaded as all hell. macklin got mad smitty made him get in the backseat since voter was passenger princess, but ended up passing out back there anyways. macklin woke up in smitty’s airbnb with 53 missed calls/facetimes/texts from brother aiden wondering if he’s alive + if he’s seen that he’s trending everywhere (no calls from dada rick though… hmm). mack also has some random texts from hutty talking about leno? what the hell did he say yesterday?

the biggest elephant in the room is leno bruh. such a fucking loser idiot. was he not included in the gc where outfits were coordinated? how did drew replace him? was it because gabedrew is alive and thriving in new york???? this vexes me. but also i know this whole polycule is kind of all will smith’s fault but i am making it about the ryan leonard of it all.

imagine you’re leno. you're back in the town you love best. you were recently voted out of the crowd favorite polycule (willgabeleno) for being too much of a loser flop, so now you can’t coordinate outfits with your buds. you show up to the pregame the only one not on theme. the only thing you can muster up is the jersey that reminds you of some of your favorite old guys (caps vets) and some stupid ass cyclops sunglasses. you go to the bar with the rest of the guys. your phone is blowing up because your will-they-wont-they future roommate (hutty) keeps texting you that your on-again-off-again hookup keeps asking about you (what the hell does macklin want? shouldn’t he drunk texting smitty?) you look up and half of your group is gone from the bar. gabe asks if you want to get chipotle. like yeah okay man, whatever. you stand there in the chipotle line overthinking your order even though you get the same thing every time. who all is going to be at the airbnb when you get back? what have hutty + mack being saying about you? can ryan leonard be loved genuinely? wonder what the rest of the caps are up to right now.

honorable mentions: WHERE THE HELL IS DEAN LETOURNEAU. HE IS TALL AS SHIT AND CAN’T BE MISSED. THAT SKYSCRAPER ASS BEANSTALK. WHERE IS HE. speaking of missing players... marmon being in boston and all... i wonder if the bruins had missed the playoffs, would james hagens be showing face? AND!!!!!! would he have strung the rest of the bear cub line along with him? i NEED to see fraser minten in ANY sort of darty / daydrinking / frat like situation. i know lukas can drink, and mason… mason is from the fucking BAYOU and went to OHIO STATE. he’s genetically engineered for marmon

***UPDATE: HELLO????? THE IMPLICATIONS OF THAT WILLMACK PHOTO IN THE CIRCLE KITCHEN BACKROOMS. the big 4 all coexisting in the same room… will vote probably also there (the cameraman, perhaps?) i am twirling my hair, kicking my feet, absolutely GIGGLING. maybe this is the summer they hard launch the willmackgabeleno of it all :D

anyways... this boston polycule. the bolycule if you will. i am so obsessed with them running in the same circles in the same city. never a dull moment with these idiots :)

this is only day what? five (5)? of the offseason? WE ARE IN FOR A ROLLERCOASTER AND CALL ME KYLIAN MBAPPE THE WAY I WILL BE THERE NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pucksoflife]

anyone else got beef with will vote?

[barbiesmitty]

willmack + bc line + bonus team canada as a treat

part 1

[victorianpuckbunny]

wdym leno always stands like that so he can talk to his coach at eye level?!

[yoursforevahxx]

essay due 1 hour ago waiting for me but time is of the essence and these are more important

[barbiesmitty]

[willglazing]

thinking about how will smith hockey managed to turn hanging out with the boys into a career

[fryingpan1234567]

new polycule just dropped