Frying pan

In the kitchen

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Harry Styles is so overrated.

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If you were competition for The Ultimate Loser and if you came first would you be the Ultimate Loser or become a winner and then disqualified coz it's for losers only?

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To all authors out there, don't kill our favorite characters.

You're not just killing a character, you're killing the soul of the reader.

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Everyone has been born with a TIMER that counts down until they meet their Soulmate. Yours has always seemed glitchy. One day you meet yours, but instead of your TIMER stopping after it goes off, it keeps changing to different times, and counting down.

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I have multiple personality disorder and all my personalities have different soulmates. The timer changes each time a new one takes over

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You find yourself trapped in a house that’s alive. The house mistakes you for it’s old owner who has left years ago and it tries to keep you inside forever.

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The house doesn't need to try, I'm to introverted to actually go outside.

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Can someone please explain the difference between being pansexual and bisexual?

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Sometimes I think, in How I met your mother, Ted made Barney look a lot worse than he actually was so that his kids wouldn't think that their father was a total womanizer and a bad person

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So this happened about two years ago, i decided that I wanted to wake up at 6am so i downloaded one of those alarm apps where you have to solve a couple problems to shut it off and i was super excited. Cut to the morning and the alarm goes off and i feel super dumb and i picked the hardest question setting and it's like asking me to find the integral of some crazy function and i can't do it and the alarm is just blaring at full volume so i tried to go to the play Store to just delete it but the app won't let me and it's been like 10 mins i started to cry and i tried to switch off my phone and that didn't work either. In the end i just googled the question and got the answer and went back to sleep.

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Why do anti-vaxxers even exist? It's like you're trying to invite diseases

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Oh my god. I hate dogs.

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I like to put glue on my hands and peel it off when it dries so i can pretend it's my skin.

Is it just me or does anyone else do it?

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One time I went out cycling and I saw two stray dogs running towards me, so I turned right and another 4 dogs were running towards me and next thing I know I'm surrounded by dogs and they're all barking and fighting among each other and I'm deathly afraid of dogs so I freaked out and started crying. Literally imagine a 14 year old crying in the middle of the road surrounded by barking stray dogs. A man was passing by and started laughing at me. I sincerely hope the guy laughing at me gets bitten by dogs.

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Story time!

So all my life my parents told me that my blood group was O positive. Then comes 10th grade where we have to fill up a form and one of the fields is 'blood group' so naturally I was about to write O. But then my mom said "your blood group is A +ve" so I told her we've been writing O+ve my entire life and she wouldn't believe me saying that she vividly remembered that it was A. And even now she's not sure if it's A or O.

I'm 16 years old and have no idea what my blood type is because my mom guessed it.

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I get so mad when people say that in the movie Titanic, Rose let Jack die. Both of them would have fit on that thing but it wouldn't be bouyant enough for both of them like, they wouldn't have sunk to the bottom but it can't hold both their weights. If Jack wanted to live he should have found something for himself to float on.

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Pro tip:

If your schoolbag is too heavy then put some books into a packet or something and carry it in your hand. I used to do this when I had to get too many books. You can avoid straining your back.

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Seeing all these flat-earthers' posts about stupid "proofs" that the Earth is flat makes me want to throw my 6th grade geography textbook at them.

The Earth is not flat, you idiots!

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Oh my god. Oh my god. I clapped my hands to kill a mosquito and it died and fell then two minutes late it flew away. Now I believe in mosquito resurrection