molly

22|she/her|bi(tch)

[stariwei]

[moved-to-madkiska]

And I mean this in the nicest way possible: you fucked up.

all my homies stan sad-ist’s dream smp war animatic

seriously. 10/10 worth the watch

[kaeskueche]

tubbo moment

[macperalta]

Cheddar Holt-Cozner, our social media King!

+

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i’ve been trying to hold back but. i gotta see what bill and ted fanfic is like. i gotta do it

[anthonycrowleymoved]

this literally sounds like a line from the movie what the hell

[anthonycrowleymoved]

this fic is actually GOOD i’ve never been more angry in my LIFE

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i’m so mad and you should be too

[anthonycrowleymoved]

listen i’m trying to stop clogging everyone’s dash with this nonsense but this is honestly the best line i have ever read in a fanfic in my entire LIFE i’m laughing so hard

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i don’t know how i expected it to end to be honest

[anthonycrowleymoved]

the sheer amount of people who think this is about bill clinton and ted cruz is frankly funnier than any post i have ever made on this hellsite and that’s all i have to say about that

[birdsquirrel]

#the final comment knocked me tf out

[eva-420]

[eva-420]

please stop reblogging this post

[twlboaj]

gno

[earthdad]

me, bleeding to death: help…. me

friend running in: WHAT HAPPENED?? WHO DID THIS TO YOU???

me, pointing: he… he did it

the murderer in the distance:

[claremont-holleran]

[emily-e-draws]

shot to the heart💥💥💥

[gluten-free-pussy]

A saving grace of tumblr is that I don’t have to see Influencers™️.

[inswmnia]

when you’re given an opportunity to change your life, be ready to do whatever it takes to make it happen. the world doesn’t give things, you take things.

[wtfmalfoy]

“𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑦𝑛, 𝑤𝘩𝑜 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒? 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒."  "𝐶𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑎 𝑆𝑡. 𝐽𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠.”

»  𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲𝐧 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐨

[longmemoried]

@literatureladies mission 01: pride

When you’re given an opportunity to change your life, be ready to do whatever it takes to make it happen. The world doesn’t give things, you take things.

[harry-cameron-deactivated202009]

“ nobody deserves anything, ” evelyn says. “ it’s simply a matter of who’s willing to go and take it for themselves. no one is just a victim or a victor. everyone is somewhere in between. people who go around casting themselves as one or the other are not only kidding themselves, but they’re also painfully unoriginal. ”

[readwithcindy]

the most nuanced characters radiate all 9 types of energy

[iamruinationi-blog]

“Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper.”

― Taylor Jenkins Reid, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo

[shirtykawa]

Red, White & Royal Blue | Casey Mcquiston ““In an hour, every person in America will be able to look at a screen and see their First Son and his boyfriend. And, across the Atlantic, almost as many will look up over a beer at a pub or dinner with their family or a quiet night in and see their youngest prince, the most beautiful one, Prince Charming. This is it. October 2, 2020, and the whole world watched, and history remembered.”