Oh, man. You’re fucked.
You better help me, I swear. You know I’ve basically never cleaned anything.

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@ftdanika-blog
Oh, man. You’re fucked.
You better help me, I swear. You know I’ve basically never cleaned anything.
You did what in Carp’s lab? Okay, the only question is if you wanna be buried or cremated.
I didn’t mean to, okay? I just wanted to borrow some paint and...yeah, help.
Congratulations.
Thank you, a-thank you. Now I just need someone to sing them with me, hint hint.
[Drops her pen with a triumphant flourish and slumps back against the tree that she’s leaning on, resting her guitar flat across her lap] Oh my God, I actually did it. Six hours, a whole notebook and two pens later, I’ve finally written two kick-ass duets. [Thinks for a second and blinks up at the sun before closing her eyes] Nope, sorry, I am currently unable to move.
O–oh… would you like an actual ice pack or something?
Do you have one? ‘Cause that would be awesome, but it’s also not the end of the world if you don’t...I don’t even eat peas most of the time so technically this is less of a waste of a bag than it looks.
I don’t think that is fine, though. You’re clearly hurt.
Yeah, but it’s mostly just me being a drama queen. I’ll be fine; I’ve had my fair share of black eyes in my life and it’ll go down in a bit.
*gasps loudly* Goodness! Are you really hurt? Do you need a doctor?
What? No, no, I’m fine. Honest. It’s just- [winces when she accidentally presses too hard on her eye] a bit sore.
You got in a fight with a 12 year old?
It was a very one-sided fight, promise. I didn’t get any punches in.
I have a whole new face!
I’m gonna guess make-up and not botox. It looks nice, though! Suits you!
I feel like a whole new me!
New how?
@danipond: when she falls asleep on my face...♥
I don’t need any closure, I’m perfectly fine without it.
Alright, well, don’t expect any help digging the hole. I’ll just lie and watch.
I’m sorry, but I just have to burden you with it. *hands her the box the gift is in*
[Squeals slightly when she opens it] Oh my God, Freddy, I love it! It’s so adorable, thank you! We can definitely put this to good use.
I would never!
Don’t worry, all of my teeth are perfectly healthy. For now, at least.