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deltslea:

No idea what so ever, I really need to start working on that! Don’t worry, we do this huge annual party here in town, where everyone comes in costume. And then they do trick-or-treating, too, so most people dress up at least once over the holiday. If you’ve been told the same thing, then I feel like I’m in good company, and I’m okay with it! That means we’re adorable and dangerous, and people do not want to mess with us. Right, like… unless you end up needing something to seriously binge watch, I just feel like it’s not going to happen? So I’m gonna stick with the usuals. Yes! And then on the off chance that you have apple pie without vanilla ice cream and not heated up… you sorta feel like you’re being cheated, you know? Did you have a nice time on the cruise, by the way? I saw you at the gala looking absolutely gorgeous! That dress was to die for.

Let me just say I’m all friggin’ levels of excited for the Halloween parties that are going down in the next couple weeks even if it’s made me an indecisive mess of what to dress up for because let’s face it - apart from the haunted houses, dressing up is the best part. Okay, but why do I feel like I’m going to be seeing a whole lot more of the adorable side of you than this so-called evil side? Are you going to TP my house at some point? Spit in my candy cane cocoa? As if you would inform me before you did it, right? Just know that I’m willing to roll with us being the ‘cute but dangerous duo’ in town regardless. Ditto. Which shows are you all into anyway? True that, but are you really eating apple pie if you don’t even have the vanilla ice cream to bring out the very best experience of it? The cruise was a blast, dude. I was long overdue for a wild time out at sea and I would give my left arm to relive it again. How was it for you? Thank you though, babe. But don’t think I didn’t see you even outside of the gala strutting around looking like the ship’s biggest eye candy. You PYT, you.

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liamsworth:

it will be amazing. ah, we’re just… so close to actually having this christmas thing starting without everyone being bitter about it and i’m so ready. the clubhouse seems like it will be brilliant. there should be snow there, all year round. magic snow.

Alright, I know we’re on the topic of Christmas, candy canes, and reindeer and everything but I feel a little guilty for not hyping up Halloween as much especially since it’s my number one. This is me making the smoothest transition possible into the spirit of Halloween - are you dressing up this year?

#{ * convo. }#{ * liam h. }

evanpxtrs:

You’re very welcome. Is an asshole somewhat redeemed when he puts out a disclaimer that he is in fact an asshole before you find that out for yourself? I feel like he should be. Can’t say I’d be surprised if I earned a clock around the face from you at some point or another though - in fact, I look forward to it. That’s cheating, where would the suspense be at if you knew you could find out all the answers in a day? And I will definitely get back to OITNB at some point in my life, but not enough people died in the first season to get it high up on my priorities list. He is indeed very tiny, so you just tell those haters that you’ve got a friend who’ll set you up with a good mood for the rest of the day with one photo alone.

For sure, I don’t think a real asshole would drop any kind of hints in advance but that’s the benefit of the doubt talking. Do you normally look forward to getting decked in the face by anyone who isn’t Jessica Lange because you know any other rounds ( including ours ) will go unmatched? Listen, it’s the best option because it’s very fitting for someone who made it three episodes in before the distractions came flying in so cramming it all in one day is likely to decrease those chances. Wait, you finished the first season then? I would have thought all of the tits and lesbian activity would make up for the low death count. Honestly, between yours and Liam’s baby, I’m probably going to want to adopt a full time occupation in childcare. And while I expect more than one picture, I'll do my best not to be greedy.

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margotrobbiexo:

Damn it. I am not planing on going anywhere soon so I’m going to stick around. I love it already! Nice to meet you Diane.

I’m glad to hear it, because you strike me as the type who likes to have fun and that means you’re in store for more town based adventures too. Likewise, mama. Which part of town are you living in?

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candicepat:

Her voice dropped in volume as she leaned into the embrace, her free arm snaking under and through, to gently squeeze at her back. “Maybe nine or ten,” Candice’s gaze fell onto the other woman with a smile as they separated, and shook her head, “but I’m not counting or anything.” It was difficult not to wonder how many people were aware of her activities aboard the cruise, but gossip was sure to spring and spread. As her eyes traveled the length of her company, she knew they’d surely be a force to be reckoned with, together. Lifting an arched brow, she held a hint of something in her eye — a mixture of excitement and what could only be described ‘ready for the challenge.’ While she had always been the one to have fun, and travel the path less traveled, this trip seemed to unleash a wilder side of her. Holding up her own cocktail, she gently tapped it against Diane’s with a wicked grin, “To bringing everyone to their damn knees!”

Once separated from the woman, Diane played along by gently bumping her hip into Candice’s and winking in the act. “Aye, girl, get ‘em!” She announced as a slew of adrenaline unraveled itself through her vocals and body language. Her eyebrows lifted while her thumb gestured towards the center of her chest, “Just know you belong to me for the rest of the night, and they can all fight me if they have any problems with it.” Her hand relaxed down to rest on her hip as her rooted ‘Roxbury girl’ ‘tude weighed into her speech. Before their voyage away from town, Diane hadn’t made any solid plans to spend with anyone in particular but she was definitely long due for whatever the rest of the night had in store for the both of them, and the Colombian woman could feel each of her senses tingle as the moments passed out of sheer expectancy. After the sound of the ‘clink’ their drinks brought to her ears, Diane swallowed back her drink as the chilled liquid brushed against her teeth - allowing the liquor to roll around her tongue before it found its way to the back of her throat. “Just make sure I don’t end up going overboard. Literally.”

#{ * f2f. }#{ * f2f: day ‘n’ nite. }

ohbeauregard

Alright, Vause. Your idea, your turn.

#{ * self. }#{ * oitnb. }

est. Oct. 2013 pop.: 65 (33M/32F) NAVIGATION Come for the bay breeze, stay for the cold drinks,...

make my dreams come true and bring me jackie cruz, taylor schilling, laura prepon, ruby rose or anyone else from oitnb

#hollywood rp #celebrity rp #hollywood roleplay #oitnb

margotrobbiexo:

What? I arrived to town just after a cruise?? Damn it I know that I needed to come before! But hello for those who doesn’t know me my name is Margot and I am very happy to be here because who doesn’t want to explore a new place?

Don’t worry, you only missed out on probably the greatest cruise ever. There’s always next time though so you better stick around for that because I’m sure the next trip could definitely do with Margot Robbie as one of its participants. Hi, though. I’m Diane, and you’re going to love it here because to put it simply, this place is off the heezy.

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ijlaw:

It’s all about the Halloween jumpers this month. My favorite ‘not technically a holiday’ holiday, but I support them all! Christmas and it’s jumpers included. Maybe they were staring because they were jealous and wanted to know where you got it from? But they were way too shy to ask. I mean, that’s why I stare when I stare. Either way, it’s great to meet you Diane, I’m Jen and forcing immediate friendship on people is literally my sole purpose in life.

I don’t think I’m someone you want to be immediate friends with then because I don’t own a single Halloween jumper which is a little surprising to me because it’s my favorite holiday? I need to be checked. You’re right, they most definitely had to be motherfuckin’ peanut butter and jealous because it was a cute ass Christmas jumper, Jen. It really was. Wait, you weren’t on the cruise, were you? I don’t think I saw you. Then again, I would have remembered if I did unless it was one of the nights I was SCUI ( ship cruising under the influence ).

#{ * convo. }#{ * jennifer. }

deltslea:

Me too! Not that I want to rush through Halloween, because I love Halloween. I was touring last year and had to miss out on all of the festivities here in town, so I’m looking forward to making up for that this year! And then after that, it’s full on Christmas anywhere and everywhere, immediately. I’ve recently been told that I am simultaneously evil and cute, so I’ll take it, you know? Probably! I haven’t seen it, either, only episodes here and there, but… from what I’ve heard, too, same situation, something that shatters your soul. Apple pie’s delicious, too! Especially warmed up with a side of vanilla ice cream to go with it, you know?

Ditto, girl. Do you already know what you’re going to be dressing up as? If you’re going to be participating in the whole dressing up thing - don’t even think about telling me you’re too old to dress up for Halloween anymore because I won’t accept it. Funny enough, I’ve been told the same thing? It’s a good combination though I think, because it basically says that you’re cute as a button but shouldn’t be messed with. I don’t think it’s a show I’ll ever try my hand at getting aboard the bandwagon for honestly. I mean, I’ve gone this long without watching it - I can’t sever my streak now. Stop. I’m going to drown in my own drool over here, that’s the best way to have it. This calls for a trip to the supermarket now that we’re home. Operation Apple Pie is now in session.

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@candicekp: Calling all my ladies! Ready to watch my girl Iris West run a team of superheroes? ⚡ Tomorrow night at mine. Viewing party! 🎉

@candicekp: Yeah... you guys are invited too...

@dianeguerrero_: please tell me the invite is still valid even if we're still only getting through the first season??? @candicekp

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apopple:

I think that is a maybe. I’ll probably be taking my little boy around for some candy with my husband. We always dress up. It’s definitely an important. Holiday. It’s a bit more complicated with me literally being due right around Halloween but we have to do what we have to do. I think that might not be something we want to do just yet.

Yo, wait, you’re expecting around Halloween? That’s seriously incredible. Congratulations on that, I couldn’t be more happy for you. I imagine your nerves are all over the place? In the best way possible of course - although it’s normal to be nervous too.

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liamsworth:

yeah for sure, no worries. i got you. us christmas nerds have to stick together because the rest of the world wants to ruin it for us. they don’t know jolly good if it hit them in the face. it’s sad, really. we’re damaging their hearing in a festive manner though, that gotta count for something.

Right? I have a feeling mine and Brie’s ‘Christmas club for two’ is going to turn into a club for five or however many Santa believers are around town. I’ll be sure to make a plate for our clubhouse that reads ‘no humbugs allowed’ so they don’t mistake it for a place they’re welcomed rather than the place where they cease to exist.

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candicepat:

Between food-runs and crashing in her cabin, Candice had been roaming her way around the ship, meeting people, kissing people, and drinking ‘til everything went numb — and right now, she was on her way to one of those in-between moments with Diane. Her hair slicked back into a high ponytail, while a sheer robe hung loosely over her shoulders; her phone balanced skilfully in one hand, while the other occupied a cocktail. Immediately met with the warm night air, she stepped out onto the pool deck, eyes scanning the area, filled with flirting bodies, and drunken mischief. The buzzing of her phone caught her attention, and she glanced down at the message; it was Diane. Brown eyes flickered upward, searching the crowd for the actress, only to spot her by a lounge chair. Manoeuvring past inattentive patrons, she approached the raven-haired beauty with a whistle. “Well, damn, now you’re making me feel like the second hottest person here,” her voice rising loud enough to be heard over the pounding music.

Only a few moments had gone by since the woman had text Candice but amid the loud background noise mixed of music and chatter, Diane deciphered a whistle in close range which stirred her focus from the screen of her phone, and up to where her brown hues would then meet with that of Candice’s. Rolling her eyes playfully, Diane pulled herself from the lounge chair and to her feet to properly greet her friend. “Oh, please - and exactly how many suitors did you reel in on the way over here?” she asked as her rather dainty voice batted against the volume of the music, then pulling her into an embrace, careful not to knock the other’s beverage out of her grasp before releasing herself. Diane wouldn’t have been the least surprised if the other female had actually managed to charm her way into the hearts of several passengers - even in the little amount of time they knew each other she couldn’t turn a blind eye to Candice’s witty nature and charisma. “Now let’s get this fuckin’ party started, shall we?” she said, reaching down to retrieve her cocktail that had placed beside the lounger chair minutes prior to Candice’s appearance, then lifting it just above her head to lightly clash with the other’s.

#{ * f2f. }#{ * f2f: day ‘n’ nite. }#i only now realized i fucked up the title part of the post lmao

@zayn: be mine diane, please. i'm dying. maybe not. but i feel dead already @dianeguerrero_

@dianeguerrero_: yo i so would have been there if i wasn't already seeing double & stumbling over my own feet at the time? did you ever make it back okay? @zayn

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letitbrie:

It’s only you, I promise! I did - and then I decorated it for Halloween and Thanksgiving before putting the actual Christmas ornaments on it! It was actually a lot of fun, I don’t know why I didn’t do it again this year! Oh no, no don’t worry - I absolutely only save my creepiness for the very best, Christmas-loving people so…lucky you?! You had me at please, we can do a jumper exchange! Can we start a Christmas club for two? We can just hang and make Santa some cookies and string popcorn while we watch like every Christmas movie ever? With matching elf hats, of course!

You could straight up be lying to my face right now but I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt here because my intuition tells me you’re the trustworthy type. I don’t know why you didn’t do it this year either considering that’s something I might have even pitched some help in carrying out? We always have next year though - just don’t go sneaking off to another town by then where I’m unable to participate, you hear me? I’m all for starting a Christmas club for two. We’ll hold biweekly meetings and discuss on all the different ways we can make believers out of all of the scrooges in town. Listen, I’ve actually never made string popcorn before but have always wanted to so please make my dreams come true with this? We’ll wear our grooviest elf hats and rock out to Jingle Bell Rock while we go to work.

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skarsgardb:

Exactly. And with the cooler weather, it’s like mother nature is encouraging this, too. Frosted McJingles, now that is a name. I won’t call you anything else until the season is over, Frosted. I might have looked one up too, and gotten Yule Frostsocks. It’s funny and has the frost to match yours, so it might be a good one for being your sidekick, right? We’ll definitely have to get this gig going when it’s looking like a perfect candidate for the first Christmas drink of the season. Are you on the cruise? I was going to say we could make a scavenger hunt of finding materials for this and make them now, but I can’t remember if you said you were going. And perfect, I sort of want to try and minty eggnog drink, but I have no idea how that will turn out. I feel like we’ll probably be filming again before I know it, so you’re not wrong about time flying that way. I was just telling someone I doubt my ability to do the same stunts when I’m almost 50, so needless to say I’m happy we’re filming earlier than that too.

It’s a name that I wish to be called even when the holidays are over with, that’s how much I’m diggin’ it. Make sure you keep it alive, Bill. I’m definitely going to be addressing you as Yule Frostsocks until... who even knows, probably until another new nickname comes along that manages to combat that one. I was on the cruise for sure, but we’ll have to plan a scavenger hunt for this sometime now that we’re back in town if you’re still up for it. That sounds like it would be oddly tasty? It’s like adding mint to any drink can automatically makes it taste like Christmas but hopefully your experiment doesn’t screw with the illusion. Well, do you prefer to do your own stunts or would you be cool with a stunt double filling in for you once the time calls for it? I think the only problem production would have faced while scouting a stunt double for you is trying to find someone who could do your creepy, one of kind clown smile if you had somehow failed to do it again.

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