itsaubrey:
I’ve been trying to boycott Christmas because it’s not Halloween anymore but I think I’m coming around to the idea, maybe. I’ll be more into it if we can ditch Santa and bring in Belsnickel instead. He’s basically just like Santa but better and he doesn’t watch you when you’re sleeping. I think that’s a lot better than some creep that stalks us all. I mean, you should fear Belsnickel because he’s a scary dude but I think that’s what makes it fun. As long as you’ve been good this year you should be fine. Other than my protest against Christmas, there’s been a lot of exciting things going on lately that I guess are pretty cool. There’s a Parks and Rec reunion next year, Chris and I got married last Saturday and I finished my gift shopping. I know we’re all probably really stoked about the gift shopping. That’s the most important thing here.
I’m not familiar with Belsnickel but hopefully, he’s not as bad as Krampus...that guy gives me the heebie geebies. I think I’ve been pretty good though, so maybe I don’t have to worry either way? I like to think that Christmas is just winter Halloween though - think about. Old guys dresses up in a costume, hands out gifts and there’s always a ton of chocolate. It’s not too far off, if you spin it just right. And you could always dress up as an elf if you wanted to get in on the action! But enough about that, congratulations, that’s amazing!












