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posting stuff i love every day

[azeritecookies]

Happy one-year anniversary to the Wranduin Punch!

[darkkitty1208]

Peter : Dr. Strange, will you please make me and Dad the happiest people in the world by marrying him?

Tony : Did you just propose to Stephen for me?

Peter : Yeah, well, you were taking too long

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

you know what. I don’t promote my ironstrange fics enough.

Ironstrange Cinematic Universe

From The Top. 13/13 chapters, 156,526 words. Complete. Mature. Summary: “Stephen, if you’re … there somewhere … when I drift off, I’ll be with you again. I can’t wait.” || Personally, I think the MCU would be much better as a love story between Stephen Strange and Tony Stark. Don’t you? Starting from Iron Man, and going all the way to Endgame, with all the appropriate stops in between. Let’s take it from the top.

Beg. 1/1 chapter, 2,310 words. Complete. Explicit. Tony smiled. “Knew you’d heard of me.” He took a long draw of his drink. “So what do you think? Want to be my something new for the night?”    “If you think you can keep up with me.”    “Cocky. I like that in a man.”    “Really? The version I heard is that you like it in you.”    Tony arched a brow. “Planning to join that list?”    Stephen gave him a long, considering look before sliding a hand over Tony’s free one. “Mister Stark … you’re going to beg me to join it.“

Loud. 1/1 chapter, 5,045 words. Complete. Explicit. Summary: Tony notices that Stephen is oddly quiet during sex and sets out to change this …

Celebration. 1/1 chapter, 1,086 words. Complete. Explicit. Summary: Tony and Stephen celebrate their engagement. Privately. In bed.

How can I REPAY you? 1/1 chapter, 1,335 words. Complete. Explicit. Summary: Stephen has a fantasy. Tony wants to fulfill it. (iron man suit kink)

Welcome Home. 1/1 chapter, 1,074 words. Complete. Mature. Summary: After the events of Doctor Strange and Civil War, Stephen and Tony are still trying to recover their relationship.

Family. 1/1 chapter, 385 words. Complete. Teen and Up. Summary: An alternate ending to From the Top: Endgame (and also regular Endgame), because one of the writers should have thought of this. When Tony takes the stones and goes to snap, someone holds his hand.

So what if we grow old together? 1/1 chapter, 1,239 words. Complete. Mature. Summary: Tony is insecure about his age after Stephen returns from the Snap and no longer seems attracted to him. Stephen sets it right.

From The Top: Phase Two. 2/? chapters, 29,563 words. Work in progress. Teen and Up. Summary: The Battle of Earth and Thanos’s death was the end of an era, but the world turns on. Now Tony and Stephen have to heal, adjust to the realities of Stephen’s return and the reversal of the snap, and take care of their family while protecting the Earth. It’s never going to be easy … but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth it.

being known is being loved. 1/1 chapter, 2,203 words. Complete. Teen and Up. Summary: It’s knowing the little things about someone that reminds us how much we love them — and how they love us.

The Ghost In The Sanctum: 1/1 chapter, 1,189 words. Complete. Teen and Up. Summary: There’s a ghost in the Sanctum.

Don’t Lift The Veil. 1/1 chapter, 1,689 words. Complete. Teen and Up. Summary: A thousand years in the future, Stephen is Sorcerer Supreme, but his husband Tony Stark is dead. One of the sorcerers gets the idea to summon his spirit, but it doesn’t quite work out.

… To The Very End. 1/1 chapter, 1,514 words. Complete. Teen and Up. Summary: Tony dies of old age, and Stephen must go on.

Bonded (duology)

Bonded. 5/5 chapters, 8,552 words. Complete. Explicit. Summary: As a result of a spell gone wrong, Tony and Stephen form a mental link.

Alone/Together. 1/1 chapter, 1,541 words. Complete. Teen and Up. Summary: There’s something weird going on with Tony and Stephen. Steve just can’t figure out what.

Nebraska Fics (duology)

Thanksgiving in Hell, Nebraska. 1/1 chapter, 3,808 words. Complete. Teen and Up. Summary: Tony and Stephen join the Strange family for Thanksgiving. It … doesn’t go well.

‘Tis the Season to Try Not to Strangle Your Family. 1/1 chapter, 3,207 words. Complete. Teen and Up. Summary: Tony had to go and invite the Stranges to their house for Christmas, huh?

The Prince and the Dragon (dragon au, trilogy)

Dreamt by the Stars. 1/1 chapters, 5,783 words. Complete. Mature. Summary: Tony didn’t dare look at it. He still didn’t know what the thing wanted from him. His father, Howard, had traded him to the monster in exchange for peace, to stop the raids on their mines and towns and castles. It was a smart choice, Tony knew. The only way to ensure the safety of their people. Knowing that did not stop his resentment, or his fear. He told himself the beast wouldn’t kill him. If it wanted blood and death, it did not need to make deals. But if you listened to stories, there were worse things than death that a dragon could do.

Who would ever dare to love a dragon? 1/1 chapters, 6,466 words. Complete. Mature. Summary: He had gone to sleep and dreamed of the Omega all night, a young man with brown eyes as deep as the sky and more beautiful than the stars themselves. When he woke, the images stuck in his head, and he knew where Anthony was. It had taken far longer than he wanted to bring Tony home. There were times when he was tempted to burn the castle down and steal him away, but that wouldn’t make a good first impression. Instead, the loss of his raiding rights to Stark’s kingdom in exchange for the prince was more than a fair trade, and one he was happy to make. Because now, Anthony was finally home. (Stephen’s POV for "Dreamt by the Stars”)

The Dragon Prince. 7/7 chapters, 12,032 words. Complete. Explicit. Summary: After spending the past year falling in love with a dragon, Tony Stark is delighted to learn he’s pregnant. Now he’s determined to return to his father’s kingdom to reclaim his and his son’s birthright.

Stand Alone Fics (in order of length)

“We Adopt Six Cats”. 1/1 chapter, 472 words. General Audiences. Summary: Tony and Stephen have a Youtube channel, so obviously when they adopt a cat(s) they’re gonna vlog about it.

Happy Birthday Mr. Stark. 1/1 chapter, 2,073 words. Explicit. Smut. Summary: Tony comes home on his birthday and finds a lovely gift …

Seduce Me: 1/1 chapter, 2,407 words. Complete. Explicit. Christine Palmer/Pepper Potts. Summary: Stephen said Christine wasn’t seductive. She’ll show him … or Pepper, at least.

Begin Again. 1/1 chapter, 4,507 words. Complete. Teen and Up. Summary: Tony suddenly finds himself thrown into the future, and struggles to adjust to a fiancé he never met.

Of All The Stars Most Beautiful. 7/7 chapters, 8,567 words. Explicit. Christine Palmer/Pepper Potts. Summary: Christine has always known that her husband, Stephen Strange, is more interested in men than her. Since she prefers women, this works out well for her. And when the Marquis Tony Stark takes Stephen as a lover, Christine begins falling for his wife …

A Strange Wedding. 6/6 chapters, 13,444 words. Complete. Mature. Summary: Sherlock’s been invited to his uncle’s wedding. His uncle just so happens to be Stephen Strange … and the man he’s marrying is Tony Stark.

Let it Be. 10/10 chapter, 15,877 words. Teen and Up. Summary: While dealing with his son’s car accident and a rapidly-dissolving marriage, Tony is drawn to Peter’s surgeon, Dr. Stephen Strange.

Gold Roses. 8/8 chapters, 15,894 words. Explicit. Summary: Royalty AU. Prince Stephen Strange, on the run after his home and kingdom is taken over, seeks shelter with the king Tony Stark.

Synergy. 15/15 chapters, 24,106 words. Complete. Explicit. Summary: Stephen Strange is obsessed with Tony Stark, who’s mostly just irritated that he hasn’t found a way to defeat the sorcerer … at first.

Kinktober 2018: Ironstrange Fics. 32/32 chapters, 32,165 words. Explicit. Summary: 31 Days of slutty ironstrange for Kinktober.

Paint It Black. 15/15 chapters, 32,884 words. Complete. Mature. Summary: In one universe, peace and stability were brought through war, bloodshed, and dark magic. Ruled by the Sorcerer Supreme and Iron Man as they raise their son, Earth-1250 has never been happier. But that’s not the universe they find themselves in.

[lullabyknell]

Brain: I don’t wanna write anymore. I wanna read something. 

Me: Alright, I guess we could do that for a bit. What do you wanna read? 

Brain: Don’t know. Wanna read. 

Me: There’s a lot to choose from. How about this? 

Brain: No. Not that. I wanna read a thing that fits these exact specifications. 

Me: Uh, alright, wow. Those are really exact specificatio-

Me: …

Me: Are you telling me you want to read the exact thing we were writing? 

Brain: YES! I wanna read that. Let’s read that. 

Me: …

Me: I don’t know how to tell you this, but we have to write it first. 

[ftmpirateking13]

Oh thank the gods im not the only one

[ftmpirateking13]

When you want to art but have no ideas and when one finally comes you feel your skill will not reach your expectations... still try

-Hayden E.

[books-n-quotes]

“Do not expect people to tell you the truth because they also lie to themselves.”

— Don Miguel Ruiz,The Four Agreements

[ftmpirateking13]

i lie to people and myself when they tell me im not a boy and i just nod my head like

"Okay mother fucker you just do you."

[thegirlinthefandom]

I feel like I need to say something about this…

Everyone hating season 7 for the LGBTQA+ rep is digging themselves deeper into a ditch. Joaquim Dos Santos and Lauren Montgomery are the showrunners of the show yes.

But they don’t have all the say.

Dreamworks is a corporation. This is the capitalist America you live in. They don’t care about why you hated this season. They don’t care that you’re angry because you want better representation. They’re never gonna see that. Harassing the showrunners and voice actors who fought so hard to get representation is not the way to voice your criticism. Find out who the people are at the top of the food chain. Express your concerns to them. Email them. Send them letters. Reach out to THEM. Not the crew of Voltron. And here’s the other thing.

Again. Corporations don’t care about you. They care about making money, how high their ratings are, and when you decide to rate the season with LGBTQA+ rep BADLY, they’re not going to think “well we have to do better”

Nope. They’re going to think “we shouldn’t have gay representation in our cartoons in the future. It won’t do well.”

It’s a showrunners worst nightmare and a corporations “I told you so.”

You’re not doing any good this way. I understand why you’re upset. There are things that could’ve been handled better but what we got is literally what they were allowed to give us. Shiro is great representation. He breaks so many stereotypes. He’s a POC, disabled, neurotypical gay man with a chronic illness BUT HE’S ALSO. THE FORMER LEADER OF VOLTRON. NOW CAPTAIN OF THE ATLAS. SOMEONE EVERYONE LOVES, ADMIRES AND LOOKS UP TO AND TRUSTS WITH NO QUESTION. HE LITERALLY LEADS TEAM EARTH RIGHT NOW.

I for one am so grateful for him. For SHIRO. Our MAIN representation. If you put your anger for the mistreatment of the rest of the queer characters out on the wrong people, on the crew who had the best intentions at heart and worked so hard… on the show and it’s ratings.. it’ll be MUCH harder for there to be more representation like Takashi Shirogane.

Please understand that there are other factors at play. As sad as it sounds, for a brighter future filled with more diversity on screen, we have to treat every queer character we get as a win. We have to be happy with what we get. Because again. Corporations don’t care that we want better rep and no amount of social media backlash is going to change that, they only care about their ratings. But hey… I personally think we got of great rep in Shiro and I loved season 7.

[edhelwen1]

This is so important.

[thelazyfanartist-deactivated202]

I hope people read this and understand its importance

[ftmpirateking13]

I agree with you... people today are still hating on the LGBT community and for those are perfectly fine with it and support it are told they cant show anything. Im an artistic person. I plan on making comics and animated shows and games and i am apart of the lgbt community, trans gay and proud.

To see season seven and what they could put in was astounding and that the voltron cast and animation team and writers and directors support the lgbt community is fantastic!

We didnt get to meet Adam on a personal level but see that he flew abd died in fight was still hard to watch because you could see shiro was hoping to come home and say sorry to adam... to see him again... i apreciate season 7 because its still written so well and it pulled at my heart...

If team voltron sees this post from us i want them to know i apreciate their work and what they can do and hope one day the world will let us see more lgbt people in cartoon and animated shows...

And remember guys they also never denied us Klamce ;P

[emtheanxiousdragon]

Operation Thomas Sanders: Legendary Defender

I’m basically inviting Voltron fans who feel hurt and heartbroken by season 7 to come join the Thomas Sanders fandom!

Do you feel cheated by the Voltron writers?

Crying over Adam’s death and lack of screentime?

Throwing your phone or tablet across the room at each Allurance moment?

Join the Thomas Sanders fandom!

That sound good? Oh? You need more convincing? Say no more!

Thomas Sanders supports not only the LGBT community, but women, people of color, and those struggling with mental illness or disability.

He’s one of the most positive, optimistic folks out there

He makes sure to include as many groups as possible into his content!

His team is full of amazingly talented people who do such an amazing job at everything

He has so much LGBT representation, you will drown in rainbows

You could be anything, any gender, race, sexuality, you’re accepted and represented in the Thomas Sanders fandom!

His three main series include the Sanders Sides, Sanders Shorts, and Cartoon Therapy

Let’s start with the most popular, the Sanders Sides!

The Sanders Sides is the staple series of Thomas’s channel. Here, Thomas communicates with the different aspects of his personality in order to work through issues together.

The series covers many different topics, like negative thinking, motivation, anxiety, and lying.

These videos help many who are struggling with the different issues represented. The same goes for me, I watch his Accepting Anxiety video whenever I feel really anxious!

The characters are all so well written! They each have different things to overcome, even though Thomas is the only ‘real’ person!

Actually good comedy and wise advice

Again, representation! It’s great!

Too many things to say about this series, not enough time

Thomas also brought his old Vine career into Youtube by doing shorts similar to Vines, but longer than six seconds

These shorts represent everyone! Women, people of color, LGBT, everyone!

They’re really funny! They will brighten up your day!

It’s Vine, but better! Longer! Funnier!

And then there’s Cartoon Therapy, the newest addition with the best representation of them all!

These fictional therapy sessions have a small, but incredibly well written and diverse cast!

The first episode was about relationships, and only one group was a heterosexual relationship!

The man in the straight relationship was bisexual!!!!

He showed a healthy, happy gay relationship

He shows people of minorities working towards being happy!!

If you join the Thomas Sanders fandom, I can make a strong promise that-

He will not queer bait you

He will represent all groups with dignity and respect

Relationships will be well written and have chemistry and good drama, no matter who is in them

He will make you feel accepted

So join Operation Thomas Sanders: Legendary Defender today! If you know someone who is suffering after Voltron season 7, please spread the word! This dude and his team are the best self care I can think of after that season.

Become a Fander today!

[wisepuma23]

I also would like to recommend his “Voices of Unreason” series and “Things I Never Knew” because if you ever get sick of Thomas’ face (gasp), you can see him enjoy spending time with his friends and they are all sIDE SPLITTING HILARIOUS!! 

here is literally my favorite moment from Voices of Unreason

SO MUCH REPRESENTATION IN HIS VIDEOS 

[milomeepit]

I would also like to add onto this, Thomas’s Reasons To Smile videos! Another amazing set of videos with his various (amazing, gorgeous, creative, sweet and otherwise wonderful!!) friends, it goes through various really positive stuff and messages!

They’ve helped me get through some really rough patches, and the strong feeling of unity and positivity is amazing.

[ftmpirateking13]

Funny thing... im a fan of both... no one says you cant love both!

[ftmpirateking13]

When you havent slept because youre an insomniac who forgot to take their damn meds

[ftmpirateking13]

ARD Livestream 2018!

[ftmpirateking13]

Update

Things are coming along nicely but slow. I have started to remodel some of the character and make them seem more realistic. This isnt an easy task but i hope to get to writing Chapter ten or twelve by the end of august.

Here is the thing about books. A ton of work goes into them, from planning the story, the setting, and charscter developments to correcting grammar errors and making sure the story doesnt bore the reader. For example I have rewritten the first chapter alone about 6 times. Ive gone through and reread it several times to make sure nothing is grammarly incorrect.

Also with how i write i need visual. I need to draw things out before i can write them. I act it out in my heaf and write it down seperatly and add the things i like and rethink the things i don't.

Every writer is different but i find that having a seperate thing for word vomits is a great idea because it brings some ideas out and writing them down is the best way to remember them. Especially if you're loke me and forget what im doing five minutes from now.

[kiraraneko]

THIS is what I have been dealing with on a constant basis for the past six months. 

In December 2017 I was first notified of my [Yin Yang Rats] design being sold unauthorized on the website AliExpress. I wrote a [Journal] at the beginning of the year explaining how difficult and time-consuming it was to remove. Unfortunately, my battle was not over as I have been chasing down thefted and altered versions of my design across the internet ever since.

I cannot even put into words how frustrating and disheartening this kind of thing is. This design is very special to me and I created it with everyone who loves rats in mind. It is an absolute disgrace to my artwork and an insult to me as an artist to see my work stolen, altered and slapped onto products without a second thought as to who made it or what it represents. Instead of being able to create new art, I’ve had to spend all my time and energy in hunting this theft down, writing DMCA Takedown notices, and corresponding with various legal departments. I am absolutely exhausted. My motivation to draw is lost. I’ve had to spend so much energy just to defend myself and the fight is far from over. Recently, things took an even worse turn. One of the places listed here - MerchVibes on Etsy - submitted a counter-claim to my report of copyright infringement. The only way to proceed is with a court order. I am completely and utterly lost. My art has been stolen, altered, and sold without my permission and now I have to go to court if I want anything to be done about it. I’m looking to register this artwork with a copyright, but since it’s happening after the infringement, I don’t know how much good it will do. I’m also looking into what to do about getting a lawyer, despite having absolutely no money to afford one and no idea who to trust. It’s an utter mess I don’t even have the energy to elaborate on. I am not the only artist that these places have stolen from. PLEASE let artists know if you recognize their art being used without permission: - AliExpress - MyMerchandise on Amazon - MerchVibes on Etsy - TeeChip - TeeSpring - Octoprintz I know it is unfair to put the burden of fact-checking on the consumer. You should be able to trust that the products you buy are legitimate. Unfortunately that is far from the truth of things. Please, please scrutinize companies - especially those online - before you buy products with artwork on them. Be suspicious if the store has a wide and conflicting range of art styles and images. Most of these places are even too lazy to crop off the signatures and copyrights of the artists. And please god if you are a tattoo artist or looking to get a tattoo, it is SO easy to ask the artist for permission or even commission a custom one! I put my artwork online so that I can make a living, NOT so you can steal it! This is legitimately the kind of thing that destroys artists like me. I am losing profits, I am losing time, I am losing motivation and I am losing the will to even create and share my work. I do not get reimbursed for any of these things. I do not get exposure. This problem does not go away. I do not get to “win” anything. I will probably be dealing with this for the rest of my artistic career. If I want to continue to put up a fight against intellectual property theft, it is likely going to get expensive. I don’t want to resort to begging, but if anyone would like to help support me and the continued creation of my artwork, please consider donating via [Paypal] or [Ko-fi], or making a purchase from my [Etsy], [RedBubble], or [TeePublic] stores. Thank you ♥

[soso0197]

Why this has just 100 notes

[syndellwins]

Please signal boost this, lets protect the artists! This is absolutely outrageous!!

[ftmpirateking13]

As an Arist myself i completely understand where you are coming from... things like this are not okay and if i find art that i like i never claim it as mine. The only art i claim is my own. Please respect artist guys, we work really hard to do what we do and we hate to see people disclose us for it.

[yaboybokuto]

storyboarding wehh

[ftmpirateking13]

New dream

Im able to travel to a parallel universe where i meet my family on the other side but i dont know it. They hide it from me and tell me different names and stuff except for alternate me. The planet is dying and we have to get out and the only way to do that is to get the things stashed in a secret shed. I also cant make it back to my world yet so im stuck and have to follow my other family. I learn that they are my other family and i get into a fight with my other sister but we make up and make it to the shuttle where we head off and go into criosleep until 2025, where we reach our new home.

I could feel my body fall into that deep sleep, and my vision get blurred. My body became heavy and i couldnt move. I got awoken by my alarm and i couldnt move.... i fell out of my bed guys... it felt so real

[ftmpirateking13]

Nightmare or dream?

Had a dream last night that people would go missing in this hotel... you would enter the elvator to go to your floor but you can never leave... the only way to get out is to kill. So everyone is killing each other, setting traps in their rooms and running around ejecting people with strange liquids that makes you go insane and mutates you... im a cop in this dream working with two others and we get trapped... we have to play by the rules to survive.

[ftmpirateking13]

Dream or nightmare?

I had a dream where i was this guy who would be reincarnated and remember every life before the one he was in now. There is this secret orginization that never dies and they hunt down people like this guy i was. It first started out as a time loop, him having to watch this woman who has followed him all his life kill his friends and loved ones. Then she went after him, killing him over and over. He b lived in constant fear until he gave up. His soul broke and he was concidered no longer human and they made him join the orginization of the immortals to kill people and bring them to there side because at a certain point in time they all become corrupted and have to have their souls locked up and put away forever.

[ftmpirateking13]

Ok so im playing ESO marrow wind and my character is having to hide for a bit... he is Soooo FUCKING SASSY because he is frustrated waiting in a basic for so long... i can just imagine him falling asleep in the damn thing