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[cicadasonsundaes]

feeling like a #waterloggedcorpse

[thwrangis]

i am a normal guy with normal guy bones and organs

[rslashrats]

you and i are two sides of the same yucky sticky coin

[calicotisane]

*Emails you my spore*

[irondive]

[artificialac1d]

any corriganheads out there

[ookiedawg]

cuteness overload

[weepingwitch]

it actually feels good as fuck to tilt your head at a slight angle when you don't understand something. the animals were right

[pukicho]

Your argument is reductive and my penis is huge

[rhinco]

ughhhh the two guys i kidnapped and tied up together in my basement aren't even developing any sexual tension they're just crying and whimpering 🙄🙄🙄 fuck my stupid fujo life

[lorkhanagendaposting]

"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."

[pukicho]

Hot sauce names for hot sauce companies to use free of charge:

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Humanity

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[furryprovocateur]

gay walmart: unexpected item in fagging area or whatever. Fuck it just reblog this shit

[daggerdoggy]

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night

[greeping]

[fartzsack]

literally them.

[organicmatter]

On my walk home