you got me;

[jordanjfc]

Just keep lying to yourself, will you?

[ftwzale]

I’m just trying to help you.

[bigbrothernigel-blog]

“It’s fine. I’ll do it once we go home.”

[ftwzale]

“You do you, man. You do you.”

[drkittykat]

That’s a fantastic idea, i’ll even frame it.

[ftwzale]

Oh would you? I’td make all my dreams come true.

[felicityjonah-blog]

Oh. Right. Making a sign isn’t part of the plan. What if that ruins the process and makes me sick? What then?

[ftwzale]

I don’t think it’d make you sick. If you don’t want to do it, then you could always ask someone else to.

[drkittykat]

Now I can tell people my office scent is Zale approved.

[ftwzale]

The Zale Stamp of Approval. I’ll have one of the kids make me a very convincing document and you can hang it up next to all your PhD’s or whatever you have on your walls.

[presleycar-deactivated20150819]

I w-want my M-Mama.

[ftwzale]

Presley?

[drkittykat]

Vanilla bean noel, strawberry daiquiri and Hawaiian breeze.

[ftwzale]

Go with the strawberry one, for sure.

[maverick-ramon-blog]

Sorry, what?

[ftwzale]

I was just asking if you were okay.

[ayla-tripp]

But those aren’t my clothes.

[ftwzale]

Do you know who they belong to, then?

[gemmabriers-blog]

I’ve tried having faith in them before, it didn’t work.

[ftwzale]

Maybe..have a little more?

[jordanjfc]

There’s something different between us. I’m perfectly normal. All these fuckers here are messed up.

[ftwzale]

Why do you think that? You're in here for a reason, so you can't be that different. Everyone is messed up. You, me, even the President. Not one sdingle person has every piece together and that’s okay.

[drkittykat]

That doesn’t make it hurt any less. Wanna pick out the scent, Mr.picky nose?

[ftwzale]

It would be my honor. What kinds do you have?

[ftwzale]

SLOW REPLIES BC IM LEAVING FOR FLORIDA IN 2 DAYS AND I HAVENT PACKED A THING LMAO SO I NEEDA DO THAT

[gemmabriers-blog]

They’re kids Zale, there’s no way they would do this themselves.

[ftwzale]

You have to have faith in them.

[ayla-tripp]

Wasn’t me.

[ftwzale]

I’m not so sure that I believe you.

[drkittykat]

Excuse you! Now i’m going to have to light candles, I thought it smelled good.

[ftwzale]

Just being honest! Honesty is the best policy, that’s what they say. Yes, candles are good.

[ddydeclan]

I like to wash my stuff on my own, so I promise it wasn’t me. I haven’t even attempted to unpack yet.

[ftwzale]

At least you’re not lying to me, I’d be very offended if you were. Me either.