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[dieclownschaft]

manu being manu <3

[leonsliga]

📸: Manuel Neuer & Thomas Müller reunite post-match | Germany vs. Curaçao | 14.06.2026

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📸: Manuel Neuer & Joshua Kimmich post-match | FC Bayern München vs. Real Madrid C.F. | 15.04.2026

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Borussia Dortmund vs. Bayern München (1-0) Bundesliga 2011-2012 (11-4-2012)

[leonsliga]

Manu always looks like he's comforting joshua during a tantrum

And then I remember

Only one of them has four kids...

Like literally why is every picture of the two of them Manu cradling Jo like a newborn who just woke up from a nap crying 😭

I still can’t get over how Jo is the one with four kids 😭 he’s just a baby—Manu’s firstborn baby. Wdym he’s old enough to be a father to multiple kids?

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Bayern München vs. Olympique de Marseille (2-0) Champions League 2011-2012 (3-4-2012)

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[elishamanning]

[leonsliga]

Chrikra imprinted on manu in 2014 like a baby chick and those heart eyes never went away

I’m convinced 2014 Chrikra was an audience insert the way he was moving like a schoolgirl with a crush 😭 he was so smitten and I don’t think he’s forgotten for a minute all those butterflies Manu made him feel ❤️

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also i have to talk about it again

it's insane that manuel neuer is so good that the only player they can compare him to is manuel neuer from like 15 years ago

[leonsliga]

[leonsliga]

🎥: Vincent Kompany heaps on the praise for Manuel Neuer’s goalkeeping vs. Real Madrid

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manuel neuer had an unreal performance and mats hummels, christoph kramer, benedikt höwedes, and sami khedira were all there too yesterday was so world cup 2014

[elishamanning]

He is the best goalkeeper in the world. He still is. It will stay that way as long as he plays. I think he's inhumanly good.

– Christoph Kramer on Manuel Neuer

[leonsliga]

nine saves. nine. saves.

[leonsliga]

I will never ever get tired of seeing manu save everyone's ass and win man of the match at 40 years old. I just wish he were a little bit pettier about it lol cause wdym they've been wanting to get rid of him since circa 2018

Yesss!! He’s still the hero, even at 40 years old, and it hits like crack every time he comes up clutch for us. Prime Neuer is still very much alive and kicking. And I swear, he’s too good for his own good, because if any of us were in his position, we would probably be throwing it in the board’s faces 😂

Seriously though, it’s crazy the ease with which Manu reinvents himself, not just after what could’ve been career-ending injuries, but with every passing year as well. He’s getting older physically, yet his reflexes and read of the game remain razor-sharp. It’s absolutely insane. And the Bayern higher ups have underestimated him for years, believing that he’s lost his touch—that he’s just not as good anymore. Like no babes, he wasn’t washed; he was just on the cusp of his next prime 😌