Incorrect Bellas Quotes

hola it is I, dora

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if ur seeing this fuck u dont scroll down I was à différent person when I posted those

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tom holland has the perfect body type to be a furry.

in this essay I will-

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Chloe, presenting Beca at a rat show: this is our best rat

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Chloe, backed up against the corner, staring at the spider terrified: s P I D ER

Beca, not looking up from her phone: me backed up against the wall while my 57 rats circle me with pitch forks, waiting to harvest my organs.

Chloe: I-

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Beca: at my funeral I'm gonna have a kahoot with 1000 questions about my life and whoever wins gets my entire will.

Chloe: bold of you to assume I'll let you die

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Beca: are you gay

Chloe:.. yes

Beca: how do you know?

Chloe: Hm, I don't know, let me just ask my WIFE

Beca: but I'm your wife

Chloe: exactly.

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Beca, showing guests around her house: [points to stairs] Chloe falls down those stairs a lot.

Guests:

Beca: she falls up them too

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Jesse: what do you find most attractive in boys??

Beca: usually their girlfriends.

Jesse: what

Beca: what

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[Chloe breathes]

Beca: that's gay

Chloe: you're literally gay

Beca: ...what's your point

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Emily: mom I'm bleeding,

Chloe: dont worry, sweetie. Its just a sign that you're becoming a woman.

Emily: Oh thank god, for a minute i was worried about this axe in my shoulder.

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[Beca and one of her old friends meet up after a few years]

Beca: Hey! I hope you don't mind that I brought my boyfriend.

Friend: uh okay.

Beca: just kidding. I don't have one of those.

[Suddenly Chloe pops up]

Beca: instead I brought my girlfriend! :D

Friend: *chokes on drink*

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Beca: hey babe wanna bang?

Chloe: what?

Beca: oh haha i meant hang. Sorry autocorrect

Chloe: Beca, this is a verbal conversation.

Beca: well, shit.

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Beca: the stars are beautiful tonight.

Chloe: yeah

Beca: do you know what else is beautiful?

Chloe: [blushing] what?

Beca: the planets. The rest of the galaxy. I fucking love space

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Chloe: You were so drunk last night.

Beca: what? No.

Chloe: you climbed out the window into a tree and yelled "LOOK HOW BIG THIS BROCCOLI IS"

Beca: ...when was this?

Chloe: exactly.

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Ashley: hey wanna play a game?

Jessica: sure :D

Ashley: if you had to bring one person with you on a deserted island who would it be?

Jessica: oh thats easy. I'd bring Dora. That bitch has everything in her backpack.

Ashley: ...

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Chloe: happy birthday!

Beca: thanks! Did you get me anything?

Chloe: see that navy blue Mercedes out there?

Beca: YEs OMG

Chloe: I got you a toothbrush the same color :D

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Chloe: Beca, why aren't you answering my calls?

Beca: wait i can explain-

Chloe: explain then!

Beca: I really like my ringtone, okay?