Neji Shouldnt Have Died It Shouldve Been Sasuke

Alice (She/Her) / “I’m not finna argue with a Sasuke advi, incel mad I’m a Weeb and a Baddie” -Megan Thee Stallion

[fuck-sasuke]

“I'm not finna argue with a Sasuke avi', Incel mad, I'm a Weeb and a Baddie” -Megan Thee Stallion, 2024

[fuck-sasuke]

This is thee hill I will die on.

[fuck-sasuke]

“I'm not finna argue with a Sasuke avi', Incel mad, I'm a Weeb and a Baddie” -Megan Thee Stallion, 2024

[temariswinecabinet]

Crazy Choji's whole ninja technique is taking those pills man imagine if he got ahold of Ozempic

[temariswinecabinet]

Orochimaru is just gay Voldemort with a 40 inch lace frontal unit I said what I said.

[sasukeless]

why do people talk about izumi as if she was an actual canon character and not… a filler one lol

[nebuvoid]

im convinced at least half the fandom just plain never read the manga and considers countless anime additions canon. the things ive seen stated as inarguable fact on this website

[dinojisan]

[temariswinecabinet]

I became a ninja to serve cunt not the law

[narutwitter]

[sasukechannel]

naruto could be mark zunkleberg in a modern au and sasuke could be whoever owns pinterest

[sasukechannel]

facebook tries to buy pinterest and sasuke says no then they move in together get married and facebook dies pinterest becomes a thriving economy after sasuke sells it to sakura

[sasuke-offical]

the most important part here is that i get married to the money in the end. happily ever after

[iamsasuke]

who the hell are you

[sasuke-offical]

read the room asshole

[iamsasuke]

you're an imposter everyone knows I could never read the room, I just pretend to by staying silent when I don't know what to say... and even if I could, I specifically choose not to... to make a scene

[sasuke-offical]

sorry can’t hear you over the overabundance of pinterest money i scammed from some girl while you got domesticated into being receding hairline’s hole :/

reading the room might be too much for you, so how about reading the post?

[temariswinecabinet]

[scurvyitachi]

So obviously boruto isnt canon (cause sasuke and naruto aren't married to each other and cause sakura, hinata, and temari were okay with becoming unexciting, hetero, stay-at-home moms) but pretending that it is canon for a moment, what's ur take on sasuke not meeting his daughter until she was 12 and then immediately almost stabbing her cause he thought she had a stolen sharingan? (i havent seen boruto so my info may be a little incorrect lol)

i think that its hilarious that sasuke wanted to revive his clan (aka have children) but simultaneously didnt connect any dots in his head to realize that they would also have sharingan powers because of genetics. like he saw this 12 year old that looked like an uchiha and was like, yeah this pre-teen definitely stole someones eye for this. fucking idiot

[scurvyitachi]

SALAD?

[scurvyitachi]

unlike sasuke i think i would recognize my own daughter

[scurvyitachi]

this was scurvyitachi's top post of 2021. thanks i guess

[3000s]

if i got catfished by someones grandma i'd still fuck her #LOVEWINS

[amvs]

imagine you’re at a convention and you’re reaching for a sasunaru doujinshi and someone else reaches for it at the same time and you look up and it’s megan thee stallion

[amvs]

i dont even watch naruto but like what did she mean by this

[amvs]

i love you so much megan

[temariswinecabinet]

Kankuro's mastery over the arts of puppetry are comparable to how long he goes wearing his fursuit without washing it: unprecedented 😌

[sassygaara]

that might be the nicest thing you've said about him

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[karafina]

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[kakashi-vibes]

Oh Sasuke you've got the Sharingan? What's what? You have trauma? Oh your parents died in gory and entirely avoidable ways after nefarious pressure from the state? Oh you're gay? Oh you're just a gay fucking homosexual who likes men??? Yeah thats original.

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[bunnyrot-s-deactivated20201015]

me checking ppls rbs of my posts: tags??!??!!!?

me finding no tags: fine,, keep your secrets :<<