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Lea, 21. i run this blog to keep me (you) a little happier cause the world is dark enough. thank you all for staying 😄 you can always talk to me. instagram: roamingvisions

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s going to hack it. (via bleuvaIentine)

[katswenski]

Seats are not an option.   My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[terezisprite2-blog]

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

[tastefullyoffensive]

[voyagevisuelle]

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

[coolstoryrob]

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

[bestrooftalkever]

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

[ninja-sex-tarp]

I’m fucking done with this site

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

[deltadragoon-deactivated2018111]

[neenernina]

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

[amor-moved]

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

[thereisagirlwhonevergoesoutpt2]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

[propitlikeithot]

I had a girl at camp tell me about that damn watermelon be all its magical properties like she knew everything and I just didn’t have the heart to tell her…

[omfgrealitytv-deactivated201911]

Tanisha Always On Beat LOL

[dats-my-type-deactivated2021022]

I AM IN TEARS Y’ALL Are A MESS!

[bugsroseee]

Someone link this to her

[tumblricans]

[fuck-yeah-lea]

Just a little joke. But I hope you're all gonna be safe ❤❤❤

[memestashhash]

[memes-r-memes]

Me explaining my life to people

[museifushindoushugi]

the truth is out there, and its in the heart of downtown toronto

[museifushindoushugi]

[because-im-freaking-greed]

what the actual fuck

[koyeonghaofficial-archive-blog]

this is toronto’s cultural pride and joy and it is slowly being consumed by an alien spacecraft

[sam-keeper]

A significant portion of the city looks like this actually. Toronto’s aesthetic seems to be “real old buildings being devoured by real new buildings.” And like sometimes you have houses that look like a 12 year old’s first minecraft build sorta jammed between Victorian era stone houses it’s real fuckin weird

[njori]

I feel like ocad and the ago should be added to this because holy shit toronto’s buildings are weird as fuck

[brambledboneyards]

THESE LOOK LIKE VIDEO GAME GLITCHES ARE WE SURE TORONTO ISN’T SECRETLY A GIANT GLITCH IN THE MATRIX??

[the-ugly-asshole]

I don’t feel like i have the right to post this

[ladygolem]

they turned the ROM  into god trash

[ashtonashtraytrash-blog]

[vladisbruh-deactivated20150131]

i’m sick of these YA novels where the protagonist is ~the chosen one~

[bookjunkie23-blog]

[cosmic-robot-menace]

you know someone’s awful when they have “discourse” in their url

[discourse-discourse]

hi im the final boss and im here to kill you

[cosmic-robot-menace]

fuck

[thunder-stuck]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[mosaicbroknhearts]

Can we all just appreciate todrick hall for a second?

[fuck-yeah-lea]