So, I deleted this blog out of impulse (personal reasons). But I have decided to revive this blog.
So hello, my name is Ami. This is my shrine to Pierre Le Pew, a character who I have loved for over 2 years. His personality, appearance, and role have fascinated me, and I have decided to spread my love of him to the internet.
So please enjoy this blog. Most of the content from the original blog is now lost, but my passion has not.
A short lil fic bc I'm on a Pierre kick (well, I've always been) ^^ Desperately looking forward to summer... please come now...
(Please note that this uses feminine terms for the reader)
Ah, the beach! Compared to the darkness seen in a lot of Acmetropolis, the beach was so bright, so sunny! It was a breath of fresh air from your usual days of work and driving back and forth from place to place.
You layed down on your beach towel, soaking up the sun and all the vitamin D that came with it. As the sun rays melanated your skin, a man approached you...
"Ah, you are looking quite, how you say, lovely, madam..."
As you looked up, the man smirked as he took your hand and kissed it. Sure, it's not like you were begging for a boyfriend, but you were single and, in fact, quite ready to mingle.
You noticed that the man was wearing nothing but a small pair of black swim shorts, matching his long, flowing black and white hair pretty well. His body was also quite slender as well, almost resembling an hourglass with how small his waist was... Not to mention his eyes or his hips, or his...
"Ahem. I am talking to you."
Whoops.
You tried to explain, feeling udderly embarrassed. "Ah, well, I was just admiring, uh..."
"Madam, I will have you know that eating too much candy is bad for you... even for eye candy, heheh." He said, chuckling at his own joke. You couldn't help but chuckle as well. God, he was so smug, but he did capture your heart...
"Ah, I didn't introduce myself! I am Pierre Le Pew. Very pleased to meet such a beautiful, gorgeous lady such as yourself~" He said, reaching his hand out.
"Oh, well.. my name's (Y/N). And I'm very pleased to meet such a handsome, sexy guy like yourself~" You responded, feeling proud the the clever response you just did.
You continued to banter flirtatiously with him for a while more. As the waves crashed by the beach, you seemed to have forgotten about everything else, as you and him found sweet, hot love.
Pierre Le Pew, the stinky villain. His debut episode has him as the head of a perfume conglomerate, and he's pursuing less than legal means of destroying his competition. The Loonatics eventually figure out what he's doing and put a stop to it, but he falls into dangerous chemicals and is transformed into a vile smelling mutant.
As you can see, he aggressively pursues women who are not interested and he loves bullying Slam for being a 'dumb simpleton'. All around obnoxious.