[fuckabilitypolitics]

i wanted to like survival of the thickest so bad but it's just not good 🥀 r.i.p. all the wasted potential

[fuckabilitypolitics]

looked up for the first time in awhile and the spider is gone so i guess i have a cuddle buddy for tonight

[nudityandnerdery]

Beautiful, no notes. (Found it on Facebook, tracked it back to Reddit)

[fuckabilitypolitics]

there's a spider on the ceiling directly above me and i feel like i'm just waiting for it to drop on me and i think that's a great metaphor for how my life is going

[fuckabilitypolitics]

love when you're too tired to care. not mad. not sad. not stressed. safe from it all bc all that matters is sleep.

[fuckabilitypolitics]

the more i look at this picture the less i understand her paws

[fuckabilitypolitics]

@4lokosoup i love u

[fuckabilitypolitics]

the place i used to work at posted that they're hiring and the only comment is from my former coworker saying "i'll think about it"

[fuckabilitypolitics]

was craving tf out of a tortino's party pizza, super sad i do not currently have a way of getting to the store to get a totino's party pizza...

my bf is on the way with totino's party pizzas 🥹

[fuckabilitypolitics]

potatoes are a lot less calories than i thought and now i feel less terrible about eating three of them for breakfast this morning

[fuckabilitypolitics]

in the middle of a conversation i told my bf (a big shoe guy) that he needs to fix his laces and he was like wait what's wrong with my laces and i said "you need to tie them because you're fuckin tripping" and that's now my proudest moment in life

[fuckabilitypolitics]

not my mom forgetting the name of the casino i used to work at but remembering the name of the casino my BOYFRIEND used to work at...

[fuckabilitypolitics]

"she's prolly fatter irl" your daddy prolly wants to eat my fat pussy irl pleeeeaaaasse find another hobby lmao

[fuckabilitypolitics]

did it hurt. when i attached an Unable to Scream to your Herald of Eternal Dawn when you were at –2244 life

[fuckabilitypolitics]

my grandma said she feels bad for her fridge bc it works so hard... she's too sweet i love her so much

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[fuckabilitypolitics]

i'm trying soooo hard to keep my reddit clean and cute so it can be a positive space but i wanna ragebait ppl in my comments soooo bad