crying over got7

fics for got7, bts, exo, red velvet and blackpink. requests are open // oh and I wrote Wife Swap// m.list

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update!

me: i’ll be back soon

also me, months later: nah

So after months of not doing it, I don’t really feel like writing one-shots/drabbles/etc anymore. Sorry to disappoint, please feel free to unfollow lol. I’m going to use this account for fic-recs, because I read a lot and I would like to share my favourites with everyone!

I’ve also been writing heaps, mostly EXO fics, which you can find here! 

anyway i’m expecting literally zero people to see this but hope yall are doing well!

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OMG YES YOURE BACK!!! AHH THANK YOU FOR BEING AN AO3 ICON

OMG HI!!! I wouldn’t call myself an icon omg, but I really appreciate you saying it, lol. Hopefully you enjoy KUWTKW like you did Wife Swap!!! <3

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omg so as some of you may be aware, I’m writing a fic called Keeping Up With The Kim-Wu’s where EXO are the Kardashians in an alternate universe. This is some of the incredible shit that’s in that fic. 

You can read it here!!!

(also thank you so much to my best bitch who spent hours finding pictures of EXO to make this out of. pls pls PLS follow @catladyjaebum because she is my favourite person in the entire world and she deserves a medal for having to deal with me lolll)

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It is finally here friends, over almost half a year of complaining about it and saying it would be ready in March!!!! anyway please check it out, it’s really funny

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KEEPING UP WITH THE KIM-WU’S WILL BE POSTED LATER TODAY!!

get excited people plz I’m gonna cry if no one reads it lollll

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🌸SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER PEOPLE WHO YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL, KEEP THE GAME GOING!🌸

gay.

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BTS on vacation with their S/O (and where they would go)

This was requested by @catladyjaebum who just told me to write ‘train trips? Road trips? Holidays?’ and I imagined being on vacation with my loves and this happened.

Anyway I’m back kids, and requests are open!! love you!!!

(also sorry for the jikook joke)

RM

Namjoon would love to go backpacking around Europe with his S/O. He would find it really nice to go to all the museums and art galleries all around Europe. He would hold your hand and tell you how much more beautiful you are than the art.  He would probably also like to go see the beautiful buildings and statues in Italy especially.

Jin

Jin would take you on a snow vacation!! Like get a cute cabin and go skiing/snowboarding during the day, and then at night he would cook you both dinner and cuddle on the couch in front of the fire, listening to slow jazz music.

Suga

Listen. Yoongi wouldn’t care where you went. He would be happy to go wherever, just as long as he could see some cool stuff and look at you a lot. Maybe would like to go to some place where he couldn’t be recognised and just hang out.

J-Hope

Hobi would probably love to go to a whole bunch of amusement parks. Maybe like California or something, to go to all of the theme parks. He would be scared 100% of the time, and would absolutely pretend like he wasn’t. would love to spend time with you and hold hands the entire time though.

Jimin

Jimin would want to go to Paris!!!!! He would love to be all romantic and cute with his S/O in Paris. Going shopping, and eating picnic lunches on the grass outside of the Eiffel Tower. And also going to like every bakery he could find and looking at all of the cute desserts.

V

Taehyung would take you to somewhere like Amsterdam. Lots of historical and beautiful places to visit, and just walk around for ages. Would get one of the boats down the river and drink champagne with you and just look at you for a long time.

Jungkook

Jungkook would 100% take you to Japan. (he already takes his boyfriend there enough lol). You would go to all the cute cafes, and amusement parks, and shopping to try on cute clothes and matching outfits. Would probably also film you a lot, and post it all over snapchat omg.

Request || Masterlist

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i love your writing and your ideas! kpop x reality shows is my new favorite concept. you should consider writing a 19 kids and counting parody with nct! (just a suggestion though, write what makes you happy!)

omg so you sent me this approximately 329823590 years ago but there are so many reality tv shows that people could make into kpop fics. currently I’m the only one writing them lol but @anyone please write more reality tv x kpop fics omg

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!!!!!!!!!!

FRIENDS!!

As you probably have noticed, I haven’t been around too much (read: not all). I've been busy omg but I’m back!! I’ve deleted most of the posts off here, so all that is on here is asks, links to fics and things I’ve written and a few choice posts that I love more than life itself. 

I’m gonna be uploading maybe two-ish requests each week, prob on a Sunday for me so I don’t know what time that is for y'all. SEND ME REQUESTS THO!!!

For people that are here because they’re fans of either Wife Swap, or wanted updates on Keeping Up With The Kim-Wu’s: I’m so sorry it’s been 19834298740 years since I’ve kept you updated. I’m trying to get some shit done so I can start posting about once every 2/3 weeks by the end of June. 

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hey I know I haven't been around in a while but someone from my uni posted this on our love letters page and I am DYING.

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who are your biases in all the groups you stan?

hey!! so okay it's been like 635284962 years since I thought about this because I love everyone in the groups i stan lol. but! if I had to choose, bambam from got7 (obviously lolll) jimin from BTS, kyungsoo from exo (or jongdae honestly it changes like every single day), Wendy from Red Velvet, Rose from Blackpink, Wonho from MONSTA X and I'm only just getting into NCT but so far my bias is Taeyong.

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this is a callout post for kim mf yugyeom

IS THAT A TATTOO YOU FUCKIN SNAKE GIVE US THE PICS GOD DAMN

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a friendly reminder

if you hate on one or more members of a group for stupid reasons, y'all can get the fuck off my blog. I'm so sick of seeing and reading people being antis and hating on members. they work so hard for us all the time and I cannot believe I have had to read with my own eyes the tags of some of y'all's posts.

I've unfollowed everyone who I've seen doing this and will not hesitate to unfollow anyone else or block them

thank the rest of y'all for being nice and supportive stans I appreciate that

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my goal in life is to be as rich and drunk as kris jenner is just all the time

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Hold up. You did wife swap? I'm so slow. Your cool ass is all over the place. That was hilarious.

omg yeah that was me. I wouldn’t say all over the place tho, it’s really only been on like a few twitter things and archive lol. thank you though!!!!!

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read wife swap on ao3

you're the least helpful best friend I could possibly ask for.(read wife swap here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/11245344/chapters/25134372)

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send me fic recs

I've run out of things to read omg, tell me what to read plz I'm sick of reading all of my bookmarks over and over again

send me them here plz