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[uswntinmotion]

when dunn shook tobin & kling

[stability]

[mitski-miyawakis]

this was a ride

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

   I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”

  That is really nice, but I am not gay???

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.

[sunisalee]

“I have to cook dinner and lunch and breakfast for myself every single day and, not gonna lie, it’s a struggle.” - Mal on living by herself

[donadoroche]

[fuckboidiaries]

Daddy's back 😈

[fire-scene-deactivated20190513]

tobin heath being a little shit on the pitch

this is a conglomeration of some of tobin heath’s most iconic (read: aggressive/exasperated/goofy) moments playing soccer  

all under the cut because…there’s a lot

and i’m sure there’s more so feel free to add!

Keep reading

[justjames]

Using humour to make up for your looks

[mxnrique]

she was ahead of her time! an innovator.

[istillwearmyheartonmysleeve]

[apple1128]

Well Hello

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

say what you will about Andy Murray, call him dull or boring or grumpy or whatever, but I can’t think of a single other sportsman whose first instinct is to refute sexism from reporters who like to disregard female participation in their sport, like last year when a reporter said he was the first tennis player to retain an olympic gold, and instantly Andy responded with “Venus and Serena have like 4 each”, then today after his defeat to Sam Querrey, a reporter mentioned Sam being the first American player to get to a grand slam semi final since 2009, and Andy instantly interjected with “Male player”. 

Say what you want about Andy, but he’s full of respect for his female counterparts, which is tragically rare in the sports world

[poison-liker]

i never fucked wayne i never fucked drake is such a relatable line. i’ve never fucked wayne or drake either. it really chimes with my own life experiences.

[im-preathing]

Halle Berry now plays for the Chicago Red Stars

[fuckboidiaries]

So my girlfriend sent me a ton of shit from Australia and she's the fucking best and that's it lmao. Back to not using this thing 😂

[virgoassbitch]

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

[kriegerfeverlife]