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non selfie.

Goddammit why is that time I tucked in my tag again. That was a dark moment in my life. Stop posting it.

A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you.

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fun fact: cats actually have very good peripheral vision and do a lot of checking things out with it. full-frontal staring into your face is, for them, an aggressive statement. hence they do that a lot when they’re trying to make you do stuff, like feed them or play with them.

if a cat sits with you but at an angle and won’t meet your gaze, they’re not ignoring you at all! they’re hanging out. they’re having chill bro time.

if you want to smile at your cat, look at them till they see you, then give a slow blink. this is a cat smile. if a cat only glances at you to give you a blink and then looks away, that is a warm greeting, like, ‘hey there, buddy’. be polite right back at them and don’t seek out or hold sustained eye-contact in friendly, casual situations.

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early morning jogs yaay.

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I had all this sass about this yesterday and I forgot what I was going to say but it was great. Amazing even. Because I’m great and amazing so everything that comes out of my mouth is as well.

oh HIGH oh

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GET THOSE DOLLAR SIGNS AWAY JESSE

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I'd like everyone to know that Craig met me and fell in love with me and married me during the time in my life when everything wa$ like thi$. He frontin'.

I miss my pussy. I’m gonna put him in my icon.