Fucking Breeders

After a year and a half of trying to get pregnant, IVF and FET, we're living with a little person.  This is my blog of trying to keep a bit of my sanity.

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That time when you stand up after peeing and realize that your son has dumped 4 bath toys and a tube of sunscreen in the toilet.

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Long haired boy

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Baby smell

So I read somewhere that mothers can identify their baby's smell and it triggers a sense of euphoria. So I put my face in my son's blanket and inhaled deeply. This weird feeling actually came over me, but it could have been that my face was buried so deeply that I was depriving myself of oxygen.

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This should not come as a surprise to anyone

But one of my children can very clearly say the word “shit” on request.

His name rhymes with Hoe.

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This is awesome

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Fawn Sewing Pattern

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My baby's first steps - torn because my baby is becoming a little boy.

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'Looking' is not good tv, but I keep watching because I miss dancing, drugs and gay clubs.  

So we haven't met a lot of people since we moved here.   I mean we've met people, but people who could be friends?  No.  And if we had friends, would we really go out with them or simply use them to babysit so we could go out?  

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Starfriend the Fawn

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Our baby is a year old today! It's crazy how much our life has changed in a year and how much our little man has changed. A year ago he was a little cross-eyed alien, now he's always on the go, loves to give kisses and is always looking for an opportunity to lift up our shirts and tickle us.

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A poem

Go to sleep Stay asleep Finally some me time Look how cute you are Wake up, I miss you Oh fuck no No no no please Go back to sleep

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This is so true.

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My son officially no longer has baby breath.   This is unacceptable.  It's like he's reached the point where he is now on the road to decay.  

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A friend used leftover butcher paper to create an evolving piece of art for his kids to work on through the years.

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goals

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This rules!!

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Fox Stuffed Toy Sewing Pattern

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Passed out (sleep routine is completely off due to BOTH top teeth coming in).

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People are already getting pictures with Santa? What the fuck? It's not even December yet.

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A week ago the little man turned 10 months. Yesterday he began to wave hello, but it’s a weird wave and looks like he’s signing the entire alphabet.