Leafy is my priest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ƦƎÞtƖᒺƖබƝ ƀƦƠtƕƎƦƕƠƠd- You may be rich, you may be smart, and you may be attractive... but Ive got positive vibes

[fuckingdegenerate]

Leafy: *rolls over in bed at 4 am*

me, lying inches from his face: so i was - stop screaming it's just me - i was thinking you could post a fucking facecam thanks

[greasyleafy]

smol leafy doodles whee

[leafyfics]

Dating leafy would include

- your first kiss being interrupted by you hitting your head on his snapback - asking for your input on his videos - taking bad pictures of each other - roasting you every chance he gets - always ordering takeout - him being the big spoon and putting his hands under your shirt -spoils every show you watch - always tries and succeeds at grabbing your ass - staying up with him when he can’t sleep - skyping him while he travels - calvin always trying to scare you - finding his doodles all over the apartment - every time you kiss you feel his chapped lips

[ayeleafy]

i ship it

[coffeemaahtay-blog]

“2008 profile pic of a myspace emo kid” im cryin

[allhailleafy-deactivated2023020]

can he react to this on a leaf’s lovely fanbase

[melancholy-nightmares]

this is important

[s-n-o-w-deactivated20170702]

Fucking do it leafy

[leafyishereedits-blog]

When you low-key start dancing with him

[just-shower-thoughts]

Calling yourself a hacker for executing a DDoS is like calling yourself a lock picker because you blew up a door with dynamite.

[sushijoji-deactivated20161020]

He went from “Hi i’ll have your daughter home by 8″ to “Your babygirl calls me daddy too” fUCK

[eeveevevo-deactivated20170424]

dying is fun :)

[26-flowers]

tag yourself I’m Face Reveal

[leafyfacts]

I’m 3 million subscribers

[nothing-is-sweeter]

WHY HAS THIS NOT BEEN NOTICED?!?!?

[eeveevevo-deactivated20170424]

brb getting my leaf blower

[wailingcheese-blog]

*5 min later*

[eeveevevo-deactivated20170424]

this gold oml

[21pz-remade-deactivated20161227]

me, if i was rich

me: *opens art museum* someone: these are just pictures of calvin vail me: yeah

[nothing-is-sweeter]

Is it sad that I find this relatable?

[melancholy-nightmares]

This post reminds me of this edit I made a few months ago lmao. 

[pchtxx]

Has anyone else noticed how much stuff leafy has changed about his channel since he said he explored his tumblr tag? its like he’s doing everything we WANT. First with the more facecam, then he gave EYE CONTACT, THEN HE MADE THAT ‘EDIT’ IN HIS 4.20 MIL SPECIAL, AND NOW HE’S USING TUMBLR AESTHETIC INTRO AND OUTRO ALONG WITH TUMBLR ART IN HIS VIDEOS???? ITS LIKE HE’S AMONG US

[yumenouta]

which one of you guys is leafy

[vanillaleafy]

Wtf has Calvin started A god damn plum clan THATS IT Whoever wants to join the Plum Clan, founded here, is welcome to -Krisha

[leafyshit-deactivated20161223]

I WANT TO BE IN THE PLUM CLAN 

[vanillaleafy]

YES MY CHILD LET US RECRUIT MORE AND MOVE ONWARD FROM THIS POINT ON KNOWN AS THE PLUM CLAN

[leafyshit-deactivated20161223]

FUCK YES WHO WANTS TO JOIN US

[thebeaniestmeever]

Can we be known as his plums

[leafyshit-deactivated20161223]

yes

[vanillaleafy]

As the initial leader I deem this as an yes. Join the rest of us plums in the plum clan.

[leafyshit-deactivated20161223]

do we have a secret sign to find other members of the plum clan

[vanillaleafy]

Lowkey if u receive a peach(work with me) emoji in your inbox, you have been invited to join the clan

[leafyshit-deactivated20161223]

as the leader of #plumclan what is ur first announcement @vanillaleafy

[vanillaleafy]

I am still recruiting; however, there will be a group chat made We shall discuss further plans about our son Calvin and the plums. That is all 👌🏾 @leafyshit

[devilishjoji]

like/reblog if you're a leafy/pyro/IHE/shorbie/luna, etc blog

looking to follow more blogs bc I follow 6 leafy blogs (also this is a side blog so you’ll get a follow from my main)

[queafy4lyfe]

If ur into queafy hmu babe ;);););)

[devilishjoji]

thanks, but no thanks.

[98nbhd-deactivated20200407]

#LuluASavage2k16

[devilishjoji]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

we don’t realise how chaotic leafys videos are. like so much shit goes down, we get a three minute skit usually involving some sort of mass terrorist, random characters that are always triggered pop up on screen with some type of distorted audio, he then calms down a little bit, but nonetheless talks about how the internet is full of shit, and then plays a fuckin musically cringe compilation, claims to be angry and that he needs water, then he usually whispers some random unnecessary shit like “fuck me” right into the mic bc he knows the panties will drop ,, and then after we experience that shit storm he gets all sentimental and talks about how he loves us and ends it off with chill music that fades into an aesthetically pleasing outro. what the fuck . now that I type it out it’s such a fucked up selection of content but were so numb to it . we’re used to it and we’re in love with the loser who makes this shit as well

[98nbhd-deactivated20200407]

ok that’s actually so true tho

on a sidenote, what the actual fuck is leafyishere

[tobirono]

Too far?

[papaleaf]

he’s beauty he’s grace he’ll nut all over your face