( YOU'RE JUST HOLDING THE LEGS. )

[afterdearest]

I’M SORRY I HAD TO 

[fuckingthiscat]

manswcrld·:

   “ Oh, well, ” the inspector began as he sat himself down on the bed, arms reaching back in order to hold himself up, clearly having no intention of actually HELPING, regardless of Richard’s insistence. “ I consider myself accounted for on the boyfriend front, so I’ve been sticking strictly to women– out of respect for you, of course. It was a very difficult adjustment to make, mind you; I’d almost forgotten which hole to use. ”

   The smile he wore confirmed that he was JOKING, should the content itself fail him. He raised a brow in Richard’s direction.

   “ Come on, darling; you ought to know by now you’re the only man for me. ”

RICHARD SOON BUSIED HIMSELF with the task of unpacking. black and gold sequinned gowns the first to be pulled out and hung up in the closet. “how sweet! you should write HALLMARK CARDS.” pair of heels in one hand, he uses the index finger of his other to tip alfendi’s chin up, leaning in for a quick, gentle kiss. a content grin plastered onto his face by the time he pulls back. 

“oh, i know puzzles. i’m all the man you need.” he says. holding a short dress up to his torso and tipping his head back with a laugh. “now help me find my stockings.” 

[fuckyeahdragrace]

[tampire]

[jammerlea]

I absolutely love this bitch ❤

[adoredelqno]

bianca del rio + being #done on untucked

[fuckingthiscat]

manswcrld·:

     “ I… I don’t want to do that. ” Alfendi stated, as if his words held any value or would be, GOD FORBID, heard over the horrendous attempt at a Londoner’s accent– which the man himself didn’t have. The inspector, nonetheless, allowed himself to be dragged up the stairs, even took it upon himself to carry Richard’s suitcase into the aforementioned bedroom and lie it down upon the bed, which was neatly made despite the fact no one had slept in it for years. “ It’s strange, I didn’t even KNOW there were any clubs around here. ” Not that Alfendi had exactly been seeking out the gay, or even slightly camp lifestyle before meeting Richard. Gay bars appealed to him no more than regular bars did. “ At least, not the sort to put on drag shows– or is this more of a stand-up gig? ”

“OF COURSE YOU DON’T, but you’re gonna.” was richard’s short, quipped reply. the van dyke-esque london accent was thankfully dropped as fast as the teacher had attempted it, returning to his natural louisiana lilt. “it’s stand up, just in drag. turns out i can be as MEAN as i like so long as i’m wearing a dress,” he joked, “not that i’d try that shit in a straight bar, mind you. last thing i need to do is make that many enemies on my first night performing.” or perhaps londoners weren’t like the red-state assholes he was getting used to - well, the man could only hope. busy hands began unzipping his case, “seriously though puzzles, are you trying to tell me you haven’t been fishing around the local gay bars while i’ve been away?” 

[ineverexisted3314]

“People say Bianca Del Rio and I are the same. But the thing is, she won drag race, and sometimes I tell new jokes!”

-Trixie Mattel

[rolepllaying-blog]

send me 👌 if your muse would bang mine

[fuckingthiscat]

manswcrld‌:

     A slight twitching of his brow was Alfendi’s only response to borderline impressive squealing that came from his partner, as he wasn’t prepared to give Richard any encouragement by LAUGHING– despite wanting to.

     “ You have an even stranger taste in men than I do. ” Which was saying something. “ How on EARTH can you possibly find my OAP getup more attractive than a suit? I look like I belong to a chess club. ” But then again, Richard seemed to have a fondness for bow ties and cheesy science jokes, so perhaps the inspector shouldn’t have been so surprised. “ There’s a spare bedroom next to mine. It used to be my sister’s, before she found a place of her own, so all the storage spaces are empty. ” Except for a handful of dresses she’d left ‘for emergencies’… whatever THAT meant. “ Contrary to popular - by which I mean YOUR - belief, I’m not allergic to mess. I simply… ” A pause “ …hate it. ”

“I’M A SCIENCE TEACHER, PUZZLES. it should not shock you that growing up, half of my crushes were on members of the chess club. hell, i was IN the chess club... for about a week - turns out i suck at chess.” and the other half of his crushes were on members of boy-bands, but there was really no need to go into all of that now. the point being, that in or out of drag, richard martinez was a NERD - through and through. “great! come on then, you can help me unpack.” he announced, as though it should be a pleasure for the other man. with a smirk he tugged alfendi forward, keeping him close and reaching for his hand, the other going for his overpacked suitcase. “you can even pick out what i wear for my first gig here. i want the opinion of a REAL BRIT.” 

[fuckingthiscat]

manswcrld‌:

     “ Getting verbally abused by Bianca… on stage? ” He pretended to mull it over, messy curls bouncing around his head as the inspector looked up at the ceiling in feigned thought, fingertips drumming a melodic yet silent tune against Richard’s hip whilst Alfendi’s dark eyes came to settle on those sat behind a dorky set of glasses. His brow arched expressively. “ So, in essence, it’ll be no different to any other day, aside from there being an AUDIENCE to witness it. ” the young man concluded, using every tool at his disposal to resist reacting in the way that was natural to Richard’s suggestion, not wanting the drag queen to misinterpret his repulsion. “ I don’t particularly enjoy toying with my appearance or my sexual identity, thank you very much; I’m quite partial to a SUIT. ”

“WHEN HAVE I EVER verbally abused you, bitch!” richard retorts in high-pitched indignation --- a facade quickly broken with his smile. “a SUIT? no, no. you look so much better in a cardigan. have i not told you how much i adore that grandpa-chic thing you give off with that and the glasses?” richard smirks, his head tilting to one side with a chuckle “you’re right though. as attractive a woman as i’m sure you’d make, i prefer THIS look. even with your straight ass fashion sense.”  what was that about verbal abuse? “speaking of clothes... am i unpacking? only bianca takes up a whole load of wardrobe space and i’m not here to completely take over your closet space. i can keep my shit in my case if you want?”

[fuckingthiscat]

Richard Martinez  

—    INCLINATION    /    HABITS

is submissive  |   is dominant    |    prefers to top    |    prefers to bottom   |    likes to switch    |   identifies as heterosexual   |   identifies as homosexual  |    identifies as bisexual    |   identifies as pansexual  |   identifies as demisexual    |    identifies as asexual   |    enjoys sex with men   |    enjoys sex with women |   enjoys sex with multiple people at once  |  initiates    |    waits for partner to initiate  |    spits    |   swallows   |    prefers sex in the morning    |    prefers sex at night    |   prefers sex anytime   |     no sex drive    |    low sex drive   |   average sex drive  |   high sex drive  |  fluctuating sex drive  

—    BODY    /    APPEARANCE

small build    |    medium build    |   athletic build   |   muscular build    |   curvy build   |    voluptuous build    |   wears boxers    |    wears lingerie    |    goes ‘commando’   | shaves/waxes    |    doesn’t shave/wax    |   cup size a-c   |    cup size d-f    |    1-5" in length   |   6-9“ in length   |    10” or over in length

—    SOUNDS

is silent/makes little to no sounds    |   is very quiet    |   is very loud  |   grows in volume over time   |    bites hand/partner/pillow to muffle themselves    |   calls out partner’s name |  curses  |    fakes/exaggerates    |    prefers a quiet partner    |   prefers a loud partner  |  is turned on by dirty talk   |    is turned off by dirty talk

—    TURN    ONS    /    KINKS

having their hands pinned |  pinning their partner’s hands |  having their hair pulled | pulling their partner’s hair | being watched ( by their partner ) | being watched ( by a third party ) | watching their partner | receiving oral | giving oral | calling their partner ‘daddy’ |being called ‘daddy’ | giving praise | receiving praise | biting/marking | being bitten/marked| spanking | being spanked | teasing | being teased | having toys used on them | using toys on their partner | giving anal | receiving anal | choking | being choked | dirty talk | being tied up | tying their partner up | being worshipped | worshipping their partner | humiliating | being humiliated | degrading | being degraded | knife play | blood play | being pegged |pegging their partner

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[tampire]

[fuckingthiscat]

manswcrld·:

     “ I haven’t, and I’m going to heckle you mercilessly. ” Or sit and stare like a loved-up schoolgirl with a stupid crush; Alfendi, for one, knew which was more likely. “ I hope you realise that my attraction is towards you, and that I don’t have a kink for cross-dressing or get a hard-on whenever I see a middle-aged man wearing spandex. ” the inspector remarked, leaning back against the kitchen counter to lessen the height difference between them, his feet settling comfortably either side of Richard. “ Although there is something about seeing you in a pair of heels that drives me a little insane; you’ve taught me an awful lot about myself, and I’m not entirely sure I needed to open that door. ”

“JUST YOU WAIT and see what i do to the hecklers. it ain’t pretty.” warmth overshadows any warning there was in richard’s tone. “we may be dating or whatever but trust me, i will not hesitate to read you like the bitch i am.” hip cocks to one side, tilting his head in the same direction to look at alfendi with a smirk. “well thank god. i think i’d be concerned if you did. i mean i’m not judging ANYONE’S kinks but men in spandex is one of the weirder ones that you’d see on dr. phil.” there was nothing sexy in the transitional period of the transformation either. as far as richard saw it, witnessing him piling on that spandex would give you the opposite of a boner. “door’s open now, puzzles. i think you’re just gonna have to lean into it. get a pair for yourself.”

[connyhascontrol]

- So you won’t say anything?

- Who could I possibly tell that would believe this shit, Karma?

[fuckingthiscat]

manswcrld‌:

     Finding that, the more he tried to focus on Richard, the blurrier he became, Alfendi took off his glasses and placed them down on the kitchen counter. “ Oh, I don’t know, ” the man then mumbled, outstretching his arm to hook his finger through one of the belt loops on Richard’s jeans, using it to pull him closer. “ you’ve never had sex with me; for all you know, I could be into that. ” He wasn’t, as far as he was aware, but it would certainly take more than some padding and false lashes to put him off, as was evident by how quickly he’d managed to wrap Richard up in his arms. “ I don’t mind… so long as I’m invited. ”

FEET SHUFFLE CLOSER as he’s drawn forward, an easy smile plastered on his lips while he raises a quizzical brow. “tell me now if you are and i’ll whip out the cincher,” he jokes, settling his own hands on the small of alfendi’s back. “and obviously you’re invited. though speaking of first times, you’ve never seen me on STAGE for that matter, have you?” not that he’d done it in a little while, and never in england. still, richard couldn’t say he was particularly nervous, donning that wig only gave him an excuse to be more of a hateful bitch than usual. the only difference being that now people paid him to do it. “there’ll be so many drag queens in the audience, you won’t be able to keep your dick in your pants.” 

[biancadelriobr]