Simon Pitch

Front seats for people who havent been kidnapped by fucking numpties.

[kirigaya-art]

Baz: Don't think for a second--

Simon: Done.

[mara-miranda]

Day 15 Legend

[oblivionsdream]

Baz in his scarf and giant sunglasses. XD

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[thehoneyedhufflepuff]

oh my god

[magiannaladdmac]

I still can’t get over the fact that Simon calls Agatha’s hair “butter blonde” 

[eatingdirtforfunandprofit]

pure of heart!!!!!!!!!! dumb of ass...............

[stickerjock]

home of sexual

[fuckinnumpties]

Simon snow

[fuckinnumpties]

Reply with what type of music you think Baz listens to

[cumdumpstiel]

YES i’m gay. YES i have a vampire fetish. NO i don’t know my times tables. we exist.

[y4nfae]

simon snow ghostwrote this

[fuckinnumpties]

Baz:*slowly hugs Simon from behind*

Baz:*ruffles simons hair*

Baz:*whispers with a hot breath*

Baz: if you ever tell anyone I was kidnapped by fucking numpties we’re done

[fuckinnumpties]

Baz:I’m not a vampire

Simon:are you sure

The mage: are you sure

Agatha: are you sure

Penny: are you sure

The rats: are you sure

Ebb, rising from the grave: are you sure

Bazs whole family: are you sure

The humdrum: are you sure

The dragon: are you sure

The whole world tbh: are you sure

Baz: leave me alone

[fuckinnumpties]

Simon:can we cuddle

Baz:

Simon:and give each other kisses on the nose

Baz:

Simon:and hold hands

Baz:ok but no homo tho

Simon:you’re literally gay

Baz: *finger guns* you got me there

[fuckinnumpties]

Baz: No mom, I already have a job. It's called being hardcore.

[fuckinnumpties]

My therapist: you just need to carry on-

Me: *finger guns* cool🔫🍆 carry🌈🍆 on 💀🍆reference👏🍆 bro 👌🍆

[fuckinnumpties]

What if Simon actually died when he was pushed down the stairs and the rest of the story is just baz playing out what he actually wanted to happen

[fuckinnumpties]

Simon: making my way downtown

Simon: walking fast

Agatha: Simon is that y-

Simon: walking faster

[fuckinnumpties]

DEAR ALL ARTIST FRIENDS!!!

I’ve been looking for a new profile picture for my Instagram and stuff FOREVER and I thought it’d be really cool to have like a pop art type of drawing of me. Like in a comic book style or something? If any of you lovely people who are looking to expand their portfolio would be interested in drawing that (because I have absolutely no artistic ability at all,) message me!!!

[fuckinnumpties]

Baz, pouring a glass of wine: I need to tell you something

Simon: go on

Baz: I think I love you

Simon: is that you or the wine talking?

Baz: it’s me talking to the wine.

[snowbaziswild]

i always forget that penny likes to wear capes but when i remember i just fucking love thinking about her walking around with a cape on like the god she is