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[axolotl-me]

@danielhowell and @amazingphil ‘s berets are GORGEOUS when i saw the new vid i freaked out

[sufganiyot-phil]

A casual list of names Dan called Phil in the new PINOF

Philly

Dad

Seaman

Lester

Aged cat

Bruh

Mate

And funnily enough:

Phil

[maddox-rider]

👬+🐶 = ❤️

the most adorable @danielhowell​ & @amazingphil​ calendar yet! [x]

[muchdan]

highlights:

- that’s what she said (GIVE ME MORE DEEP VOICE INAPPROPRIATE PHIL you COWARDS)

- dan silently smiling at phil while he’s screaming at the ipad

- more of the copacetic shit yes spead it all over me like nutella

- sink that good. sink that game just like you should

- clings to my head. like a friendly friend // SHAH AHP

- i like putting shells up my ass / we’re keeping that // we’ll see how it flows

- a line was crossed

- *no concern in the voice whatsoever* you’ve got a friend? oh it’s a timer

- the EYELASH THING??? bros helping bros out by gently touching each other faces whenever they feel like it

- coke falling and dan not even trying to get up. someone’s in his underwear i see you

[theoldbranding]

i just realized something about the “i don’t want to alarm you but what’s your favourite catchphrase on this gaming channel?” bit

like phil fucked it up the first time and in the actual finished video dan mouths the all or nothing with him so phil doesn’t fuck it up again and that just kind of made my day

[aforeverhome-deactivated2023093]

phil: oh you’ve got an eyelash on you lemme get -

me: haha what’re you doing lol

dan: oh thanks wait you’ve got something there -

me: HAHA! WHAT’RE YOU DOING LOL! :):):):))

[agust2]

their soft, off camera voices what the fuc

[arcticlester]

2016 → 2017

[cosyphan]

[aforeverhome-deactivated2023093]

whaddup we’re dan and phil we’re over 19 and we never fucking learned how to read

[philester]

Phil: hey bro let me pick off that eyelash bro

Dan: why bro

Phil: so you can wish for something bro

Dan: but I already have everything I want with you bro

Phil: bro

[arcticlester]

wait, you’ve got an eyelash

[youtubers-nao13]

Well then I’m dead

[cafephan]

highlights of the bloopers video:

- the contrast between phil’s amazingphil voice vs actual phil lester voice aka deeper

- the amount of times they groomed each other and made wishes on each other’s eyelashes

- the fact dan thought he was getting a phonecall but it just being a phone timer

- seeing the copacetic moment once again aka one of my fav ever gaming channel moments

- the diet coke accident at the end bc phil goes into dad mode immediately

- the gradual transformation of dan’s hair

- the usual domesticity just fullscreen and uncensored

- the warmth i feel in my chest after watching it

[phillylesty-deactivated20180912]

What we learned

Neither of them can speak or read

Every time Dan has an eyelash fall, Phil gets it and tells him to make a wish

Whenever one of them trips over their words the other makes fun of them

Phil frequently speaks without thinking

Phil basically just cares for Dan whenever Dan needs anything

Phil thinks he can ward away sneeze germs with his hands

They both fix their hair incessantly

Phil’s voice is substantially deeper when he’s just talking to Dan and not to the camera

Phil wears shorts when they film

[forlion]

[goldbeams-deactivated20201226]

guys send anons abt ur day or whats happenin in ur life or who ur crushin on lemme know !! whats poppin i wanna hear all about yall