Martin Sild-Gottlieb

aka the lesser asshole gottlieb, unless you're john mccoy. in which case, i am on a sick leave. indefinitely.

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[as-silentsiren]

fishy hi i got my me meats 4 u 2 try i got fresh an jerkyd verzons

bon apple teef

silda

ive always wanted to try human meat . promise it wont give me prions?

[funnier-hotter-cooler-mccrory]

babes if it had prions i wudda died from it like a yer ago now

[as-silentsiren]

for all i know you have some sort of otherworldly immunity

[fucklieb-the-sequel]

Fair but also consider i would've been dead then too and I'm very much not

[luxet]

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

[fucklieb-the-sequel]

Do you like any foods you once hated?

Uhhhh. Hm. Ok to be fair I was never particularly picky about food so there weren't many things I really hated, but I would say I am just generally more open to textures now. That said, still mostly never really happy about liver, even though I at least learned to cook things with it fine.

[fucklieb-the-sequel]

Thoughts on having children?

Bro I literally have 4 what do you think

[fucklieb-the-sequel]

Do you like your neighbourhood?

We don't really have much of a neighborhood to be fair, I live in an old ish house with quite a bit of space before the nearest other house. Our neighbors are nice, though. They let me borrow fruit from their garden sometimes and get a batch of pastry in return.

[fucklieb-the-sequel]

Has your hair colour or texture changed as you aged?

So, does greying count orrr-

But aside from that I don't think much changed? Maybe it got a little darker, idk.

[quicktimeeventfull]

Asks for Tumblr's Aging Userbase

Do you have in-unit laundry?

What brand of vacuum cleaner do you use?

How often do you vacuum and mop?

How often do you cook vs. getting takeout?

What's your relationship with your neighbours like?

Do you make use of your degree (if you have one?)

Do you like your job?

Do you like your neighbourhood?

Thoughts on having children?

Do you have any pets?

How often do you host social events?

How many times have you moved?

What messaging service do you use with your friends?

How did you celebrate your [decade]th birthday? (20th, 30th, 40th, etc.)

How has your music taste changed over time?

Has your hair colour or texture changed as you aged?

Do you like any foods you once hated?

Have you picked up any new hobbies as an adult?

Do you still have any childhood toys?

Are you wfh, remote, hybrid, in-person?

Do you have a yard? Do you want one?

[shepardlives]

Affirmations

1. Nothing wrong with me

2. Nothing wrong with me

3. Nothing wrong with me

[fucklieb-the-sequel]

Happy Valentine's Day, Little Lazareth!

Bro what's that it's friends day

[rpmemes-galore]

Stargate: Atlantis — Rising pt. 1 & 2  {Sentence Starters}

“We can name it later.”

“When I die, the others will awaken.”

“So little fear. Is it valor or ignorance?“

“Oh, clearly I am overcome with envy.“

“Well, I’ve been thinking about that, too.”

“How come I never make friends like that?“

“I’ve never been so excited in my entire life.“

“You were the one who fired that thing at me.”

“You don’t understand. I break things like this.“

“Now I’m thinking about a nice turkey sandwich.“

“Who knows, but isn’t that reason enough to go?”

“But, it’s the right thing to do. Why? Because it is!“

“Look, we’ve been through this. I’m not your man.“

“You do have security clearance to be down here?“

“You don’t leave people in the hands of the enemy.“

“What planet do you came from? Can we go there?“

“Well, next time… just be a little more careful, okay?”

“What am I supposed to do? He’s afraid of that thing.“

“On the surface without a shield? We’re target practice.“

“You know, this isn’t about you. It’s a lot bigger than that.”

“We need to get back out there… do what we came to do.“

“We’re in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?“

“You do realize that could get us into all sorts of trouble, right?“

“What say we skip to the part where you start talking real fast?“

“After all that time, is there any hope of actually meeting them?“

“I’m just trying to break the ice here, feel free to jump in at any time.“

“Concentrate on shutting that weapon down before it hurts someone.”

“That was a waste of a perfectly good explanation. The answer’s ‘no’.”

“Do not trust your eyes. They can make you see things that are not there.”

“Another part of the force field just failed. I don’t think we have much time.“

“Alright, so you can fly that thing. It doesn’t mean you can pull off a rescue.“

“How are we doing? Look, if we can just buy ourselves another day, maybe we could…”

“I could sit in that chair all bloody day long and nothing would happen. It’s a waste of time.“

“I just need a couple of minutes to finish my work, and you’re not helping by standing there.”

“Well, we’ll just have to get to know each other a little better… I like Ferris wheels, college football, and anything that goes more than 200 miles an hour.“

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

[fucklieb-the-sequel]

@funnier-hotter-cooler-mccrory rules are rules

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[aedearly]

✎ㅤ. . .ㅤ𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺.

₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis/headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.

[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ? [ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ? [ 🎐 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a sound, like a song or voice, that they associate with peace ? [ 🕊️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen did they feel the safest ? [ 💤 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they sleep ? curled up, sprawled, holding onto something ? [ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ? [ 🔒 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a secret they’ve sworn never to tell ? [ 🪢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they broke a promise ? [ 🫳 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they feel they owe, but never paid back ? [ 💼 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do they always carry with them ? [ 🧨 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the quickest way to set them off, even if they hide it well ? [ ⛓️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does guilt feel like to them ? [ 💢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho have they never forgiven and never will ? [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🌧️ ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a pain they refuse to heal from ? [ 🪞 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen have they looked at their reflection and hated what they saw ? [ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ? [ 🌊 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they cried ? [ 🐾 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo animals like them instinctively ? [ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ? [ 🫀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho taught them what love is ? did it hurt ? [ 💭 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they believe they’re worthy of being loved ? [ 🎀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is their main love language ? [ 🔦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they search for ? [ 📜 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a story they love sharing with others ? [ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ? [ 🕯️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat memory do they replay when they’re alone ? [ 🌪️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the one choice they regret (not) making ? [ 🧩 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s a truth about themselves they refuse to admit ? [ 🍻 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of drunk are they ? [ ✉️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of letter would they write but never send ? [ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ? [ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ? [ 🪦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat would they want on their gravestone but never admit aloud ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ? [ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ? [ 🍃 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they feel like they belong ? [ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ? [ 🧭 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhere would they go if they could disappear tomorrow ?

[thuesdaynightdykelife]

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

[enki2]

[fucklieb-the-sequel]

cmon maintain its not like inkr incrum incrementing myself on da intanets hs gotn me in trubl b4

silda

You know what? Fair fucking enough

[orpheuslament]

stalking is literally fine btw. it shows you care :)

[fucklieb-the-sequel]

Days Without My Best Friend Incriminating Themself On The Internet: 0