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Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics

rockfact

is he okay

graceofgosh

the 2 saddest answers a white boy will respond to "hows it going" with

its going

hanging in there

these are signs the white boy is in distress and should be removed from the source of distress immedietely!!! white boys only say this when severely stressed

kosmogrl

nonentityjr

supermariomamafucker

cisthoughtcrime

portraitoftheoddity

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???