So it goes

Sam || He / him || NO MINORS 🔞 || Current interests: WW1, Pokemon, Peaky Blinders, Red Dead. I like posting about history, cats, vampires, cat vampires, video games, tabletops, music, horror, nature, and other random stuff.

[carlosmarcosapproved]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[bunnywoman]

deep down you know june is actually going to feel like this. put down the poem excerpts

[grymmoires]

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[boghermit]

want to use oven but it's 96F outside

[diabolicalevil]

[coolthingmaster]

drew all official pikachus drawn by Ken Sugimori, for a pokemon-themed tshirt contest

[schrl]

"Bloody boots are melting."

"Shall I carry you?"

"Hells. Would you?"

[boghermit]

I love making weird designs with the symmetry tool but at the same time they don't do it for me because the symmetry tool makes my shit look so off / unnatural

[memories-of-ancients]

Silver buckle, Sweden, 1100-1500 AD

from The Historiska Museum, Sweden

[boghermit]

Happy Pride to the player in RDO wearing overwalls and a top hat who just sat next to me at the fire and watched me cook

[amvs]

[amvs]

[amvs]

[amvs]

[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

[amvs]

yeah

[soundoftheirwings]

Sticker that turns whatever’s in your microwave into the HMS Surprise!!

[suigintou]

death knight apprenticeship

death knight no experience needed

death knight will train

death knight remote jobs

death knight interview tips

[fruitsoftheape100]

A Fog Upon The Field, The First Cold Sighs Of Dawn

Entrenched, The Platoon Gathers To Put Their Helmets On…

[fruitsoftheape100]

Four Years We Lay In Waiting

All Huddled In The Grime

Until “At Last,” THE LIEUTENANT Said,

“I Do Believe It’s Time.”

He Brought His Bugle To His Lips;

Cold Silence Cracked Like Ice

He Blew The Horn With All His Might:

Once, Then Twice, Then Thrice

He Roused Us Then, His Soldiers Eight,

And Checked Our Bayonets.

“Let’s Rendezvous With Fate,” He Said,

“OVER THE TOP, CADETS!”

[fruitsoftheape100]

THE LIEUTENANT Led His Soldiers Then,

He Led Them Right Over The Top

One By One I Saw Them Go,

One By One I Saw Them Stop.

The First To Die Was SARGENT TONGUE,

His Body Blown To Bits

For A Stone Launched ‘Ere By Trebuchet

Did Smash The Ape To Grits

[fruitsoftheape100]

Next Went LITTLE MICKEY,

Who Passed Without A Peep

The Sneak Fell Down A Punji Pit

One Thousand Meters Deep

[fruitsoftheape100]

Then MR. RASCAL Perished,

Although His Fate I Did Not See

One Moment, There Was A Little Guy

The Next, Artillery

[fruitsoftheape100]

After That, SPOON LICKER

Charging Forward With Great Force,

Was Cut In Half Most Cleanly

By Papers Of Divorce

[fruitsoftheape100]

KILLING SPHERE, The Next One

His Death I Mustn’t Speak

All I Can Say Of The Loathsome Fellow

Is That He Simply Sprung A Leak

[fruitsoftheape100]

FUNNY GUY, I Hate To Say,

Failed To Survive The Raid

The Chap Slipped On A Banana Peel

And Was Impaled On His Own Blade

[fruitsoftheape100]

The Bell Rung Then For KINGDOM COME,

Who Had His Gun Into A Bomb Recast

The Lout Forgot This, Then Took Aim

He Perished In The Blast

[fruitsoftheape100]

That’s When THE LIEUTENANT,

Seeing His Troops’ Demise,

Turned To Me Most Solemnly

And Looked Into My Eyes:

“Go,” He Said Discreetly,

“And Let Me Die In This Disgrace;

Survive, Boy, I Beseech Thee:

Go Fuck Your Wife Posthaste.”

[fruitsoftheape100]

What Else For ME?

I Turned Away And Ran Like Never Before

And That’s How I Survived The Battle

And Fucked My Wife After The War

[midnightssea]

[midnightssea]

btw “actual feminism” is trans inclusive and op of this tweet agrees :)

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

becoming the oppressor is not liberation!!!!!