Penny Pincher Jr.

⭐ 28 • 13 apples tall • @Slime--Girl • Certified Mouse Potato 🖱️⭐

[postnuclearophelia]

Another day of being a beautiful and charismatic woman

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[shetheyslain]

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

[isuggestrevolution]

good suggestion

[circumgutter]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

The Magnanimous Airplane

[kawuli]

well, the ears dropped

[nonentityjr]

My Uber driver is an older lady with a peace sign squishy and a toy t rex on her dash and she's listening to a Christmas in July country radio station

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[secretgarden]

alright who’s going to bulgaria with me

[secretgarden]

[b3n-gay]

@spaceytingz 👀

[spaceytingz]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[energyprison]

people really think "i HATE this [genre/medium], so that should tell you how good this is when i say i liked it" is a good place to start their review from. like why would i listen to you. you hate the genre/medium. the one you like is probably not very good as an example of the genre or medium.

[energyprison]

it makes you sound like this

[nonentityjr]

White boys love Santana

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

[innerchildabortionclinic]

-1 point for me laughing at corny reddit jokes

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away