Penny Pincher Jr.

⭐ 28 • 13 apples tall • @Slime--Girl • Certified Mouse Potato 🖱️⭐

[postnuclearophelia]

Another day of being a beautiful and charismatic woman

[nonentityjr]

Working for 8 days straight because supervisor wants 4 days off for his birthday... Need to replenish electrolytes from overwhelmed crying... Watching Aquamarine will heal me... island in tha sun☀️🏖️ 🐠

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[segamascott]

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[triangleeyebrowsandpocketgods-d]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption: [ (multiple people talking at once) Someone says “Oh my god, love is love!” Two other people chime in, saying “Happy Pride Month!” and “Oh my god!”. All together they say “Happy Pride Month!”. When the billboard changes to show a chick-fil-a ad, they all start screaming.]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

corporations on June 30th 11:59:59pm versus July 1st 12:00:00am

[whatevergreen]

Late 1980s (NYC Pride?)

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[hecateisalesbian]

happy pride everybody

[libraford]

Came in to work today and one of the foremen greeted me with 'theres our celebrity!' Which is how I found out that everyone saw the news interview I did at our local pride.

[libraford]

[cosmicanger]

Jyleek, Nakai, & Ty

nyc pride, 2018

ph. Stephanie Mei-Ling

[nonentityjr]

Just found out Chloe Grace Moretz is gay??? You're telling me I had a chance?!? She's married now!! Maybe they're looking for a third?? 👀