The Arcana, my loves

Lucio slander welcome

[themostunoriginalpersonever]

Take Me to Clurch (Clown Church) but the music has been replaced by clown horn honks

[bleach00]

Just a reminder that Lucio goes to war in high heeled boots ♥︎♥︎

[majulian-magician]

I don’t know why this never occurred to me until now. But Lucio’s real name, Montag, means Monday.

The man’s name is Monday.

No wonder everyone hates him.

[diysyfhcjtssuiteryyxhcft]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMGOMGOMGOMG

This is like a semi-official wedding sprite (bc it’s a Dorian tale) and I love it so much!! In the original charm the sash was pink though, and I wish we could see the ornate part at the hem, but it’s so pretty! THEY are so pretty!! Love love love I have my vows ready rn Mx

[generationbluna]

I took your remains to the other side.

[nataliesewell]

a list of bad things lucio has done (that we know of so far):

made muriel his gladiator and forced him to kill people for his own amusement

it’s very likely that he created the red plague

despite countless subjects dying because of the red plague, he only wanted to find a cure when he himself contracted it

ripped people’s hearts out using his golden hand

had a reputation for burning people alive

yelled at and threatened the doctor who was only trying to save him multiple times

killed the mayor of a town because they expressed distaste for him

and let’s be real he’s killed a lot of people

a list of good things lucio has done:

died

but then he came back as a goat so the above does not count

so nothing

[julesapprentice]

Julian: Schrodingers cat is overrated, you want to see something that's both dead and alive? Talk to me

[coffee-and-wolfsbane]

Portia: This is my wife Nadia, she is the most amazing person on the planet, I couldn't ask for a better soulmate.

Asra: Julian may be a dork sometimes, and overly dramatic, but he's my mess and I couldn't imagine a day without him

MC: This is Lucio, I'm stuck with him. 2/10 would recommend.

[devorvk]

asra: why is julian crying on the floor?

MC: he’s drunk.

asra: and?

MC: he found out that i’m married.

asra: but he’s married to you-

MC: yeah, i think he forgot.

[coffee-and-wolfsbane]

MC: When you said you were a magician in the streets and in the sheets, this isn’t what I expected–

Asra [holds up five of hearts] Is this your card?

MC: Holy shit.

[deadpage-04]

Ok I JUST started playing Nadia’s route and just seeing her pop up from the trap door in the colesium and being like:

“...I bought a Cheetah”

YOU BOUGHT WHAT?!

[coffee-and-wolfsbane]

Asra: 250 coins? That’s a little steep for rent. Here, I’ll write down a price I’m comfortable with and you can tell me what you think.

MC: [looks at paper]

MC: Asra, you drew a smiley face.

[devorvk]

asra: can i ask about the menu, please?

lucio: THE MEN I PLEASE ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

[what-if-julian-sounded-like]

What if Julian sounded like Shane Madej

what if julian sounded like shane madej ft a special appearance from asra

this one might be my favorite lmao

[kashwitdabias]

Not the nerve being alive😂😂😂😂😂

[kashwitdabias]

Hell yea asra hates lucio so he definitely would just say that😂😂😂

[syzygytailor]

They also receive lucio’s death but you get the gist