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[devorvk]

julian: i’m in a good place right now. well, not emotionally. i’m at the rowdy raven.

[devorvk]

reporter: what kind of girl do you prefer?

lucio: noddy, my wife!

reporter: how about you? what kind of girl do you like?

portia:

portia: lucio’s wife

[devorvk]

MC: please, try not to lucio this task, okay?

lucio:

lucio: wait, did you just use my name as a verb-

[devorvk]

guys... it happened...

[devorvk]

julian: fun fact! kissing reduces stress.

asra: okay

julian:

asra:

julian:

julian: hey, you look very tense right now. like, very stressed-

[devorvk]

[at the principal’s office]

principal: mx. MC, mr. morgasson. i called you in today because your child was in a fight today.

MC: oh no..! are they alri-

lucio: DID THEY WIN. DID THEY WIN THE FIGHT IS MY QUESTION.

[devorvk]

portia: it’s count lucio’s birthday, aren’t you going to get him a present?

MC: i save his life every other week, what else could he possibly want? i am present enough.

happy birthday to our favorite goatman <3

[devorvk]

julian: so what’s your type?

MC: oh, you know. tall, charming, oblivious, dramatic.

julian: hah. that kinda sounds like me. too bad we’re just friends...

MC:

MC: i already said oblivious, right?

julian: yeah, why?

MC: just making sure.

[devorvk]

me: lucio is so stupid, i hate him, he’s a goatman?? why are people simping for that petty ass mf, WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH HIM. HE’S BAD. HE’S THE WORST. HOW COULD ANYONE LIKE HIM. YOU’RE ALL CLOWNS.

me: *plays lucio’s route because i don’t have anything else to do*

me, in tears, after finishing book XIX: okay wait, hear me out-

[devorvk]

MC, trying to hit on muriel: so... you’re single, right?

muriel: no. i’m muriel.

[vissentasknivesout]

I feel like we can all agree that Julian has called himself a part time gynecologist at least once right.

[devorvk]

asra: do you think paint has different tastes depending on the color?

julian: yes.

asra: the way you answered my question with such certainty makes me very concerned

[devorvk]

asra: why is julian crying on the floor?

MC: he’s drunk.

asra: and?

MC: he found out that i’m married.

asra: but you’re married to him-

MC: yeah, i think he forgot.

[devorvk]

asra: can i ask about the menu, please?

lucio: THE MEN I PLEASE ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

[devorvk]

nadia: i’m not doing very well

portia: how so?

nadia: i have this headache that comes and goes

lucio: *walks into the room*

nadia: oh look there it is again