Fuck

🎊

[memecage]

It do be like that.

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[umtryagainsweatie]

That’s the fuckign Lincoln Memorial

[sashayed]

u heard me. my president, donald trump, lives inside a pillar of the lincoln memorial. got a secret door. little house in there. got a couch and a playstation. he lives in there and when he gets hungry at night he sneaks out & eats pigeons with his hands. my president

[tenoko1]

#the comma placement makes it looks like they’re talking to ‘my president’ and telling them about that weirdo donald trump#which is a far preferable interpretation of this image

[discourseful]

“girls can have short hair and not be LESBIANS!! men can be feminine and not be GAY!! stop stereotyping!” then destroy the idea that’s it’s bad to be associated with gay people or just quit dressing like us

[mihaelkeehl]

Light: L? What kind of name is that? What does it stand for? Loser??

L, punching Light in the face: It stands for Look out Kira 

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[ewaneneollav]

timmy turner: i wish anybody who dies goes to hell no matter what

[carbink]

i was thinking about this post earlier today and almost fell down the stairs

[ofbetterbodies-deactivated20250]

I’m stupid and bi and it’s all u need to know about me

[brendonuriesource]

[i-am-a-fish]

nervous

[cattt420-deactivated20200729]

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

[i-am-a-fish]

more nervous than before

[ghostly-ghouls]

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

[i-am-a-fish]

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

[lifescrewsallofus-deactivated20]

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out

[waxydoll]

g… go back in

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out more

[liryae-blog]

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

[shencomix]

[neganuniverse-deactivated202105]

“For anyone out there who loved the obese bastard as much as I did, I just want to say a few words. Fat Joey was not the most badass son of a bitch but he was loyal. He had a great sense of humor. In fact, we were just joking about oral sex with Lucille the other day. Things will not be the same now that he’s dead. Without Fat Joey, Skinny Joey is just… Joey. So it’s a goddamn tragedy. So, lets have a moment of silence.”

[carinteriors]

[twinsfawn]

catch me speeding down the highway blasting tainted love in this dream vehicle

[arctizii]

Can we all just agree that Misha Collins is a perfect human being and he deserves so much more appreciation than he’s getting?

[squeakitties]

[computervsworldarchive]

ith’s paiss, assbube

[jensensdean-deactivated20240810]

that full body eye roll is everything to me

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]