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@incorrectmurderdrones
Alice: “I hate to say ‘I told ya so’-”
Yeva: “Нет, не надо. Ты бы женился на фразе «Я же тебе говорил» и завел с ней ребёнка, а потом купил бы соседние места на кладбище.” (No, you don’t. You would marry ‘I told you so’ and have a baby with it, and buy adjoining burial plots.)
Skipping stones across a lake:
Khan: “This is nice.”
Nori: “Take THAT, you f-ing lake!”
Nori: “Sh-, some guy just stole my wallet.”
Khan: “Call the police, then?!”
Nori: “NO… it’s complicated. Just don’t ask questions, okay?”
Khan: “SOMEONE JUST ROBBED YOU!!!”
Nori: “The police… they don’t exactly ‘like’ me.”
Khan: “NORIIII, you said the ankle monitor was decorative!”
“I may be a monster, but at least I have standards.”
- Uzi
“Mad respect for our men in STEM- sewing, tidying up, errand running, making dinner.”
- Uzi
“Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into. Why are you even in the kitchen right now?”
- Nori, to/about Khan
“You’ve heard of golden retriever boyfriend- get ready for opossum girlfriend: lives in the trash. Will eat anything. Looks like she bites. You’re pretty sure she faked her death at least once.”
- Lizzy, about V
“Преследование происходило исключительно по обоюдному согласию, Ваша честь. На самом деле, они вам этого не скажут, но им это действительно очень понравилось.”
- Doll
(TRANSLATION: The stalking was completely consensual, your honor. In fact, they won’t tell you this, but they actually really liked it.)
“The fact that people can see me makes me kinda uncomfortable, not gonna lie.”
- V
“You’re basically home to me, dude, but it’s not a big deal at all. Don’t worry about it.”
- Uzi to N
“‘You should never bottle up your emotions’, I say, kicking seventeen Emotion Bottles under the carpet.”
- Uzi
“Absolutely hate that I am not bioluminescent. Pathetic.”
- Uzi
“You see a man hunched over a sink, splashing water on his face, and in the mirror he just keeps chanting, ‘c’mon, man, you got this, c’mon, man, you got this, c’mon-’ to hype himself up because he’s clearly going through it.”
- Nori
“Oopsie, I tiptoed through old memories and now my soul aches a little.”
- N
N: “I’m having a problem with J.”
Uzi: “Kill her.”
N: “NO!”
Uzi: “Then I’ll kill her FOR you.”
N: “NO!”
Uzi: “N, stop. We all have things that we regret.”
N: “No, but I have so many!”
“I just heard Uzi call N a ‘f-ing liar’ because he growled like a dog like someone was at the door, and no one was there.”
- Nori