Incorrect Murder Drones Quotes

Just a blog for various quotes of the Murder Drones crew!!!

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Please tell me that I’m not the only one who ships all 3 of the Cabin Fever gals together…

Nori x Yeva x Alice anyone…?

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Lizzy: “Say, Thad, have you seen V? We’re meeting in the library.”

Thad: “Look to your left.”

Lizzy: “… okay?”

V is standing right next to Lizzy.

Lizzy: “How the f-?!”

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Nori: “Let’s ask the Keybugs.”

Alice: “Where are they?”

A swarm of Keybugs crawl through a hole in the wall.

Nori: “Every time. Every damn time.”

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At Disney Land, on the spinning teacup ride:

J & Tessa: *spinning calmly while talking*

V & Lizzy: *spinning slightly faster while having some sort of debate*

Uzi & N: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can and screaming*

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During Training:

J: “Sprint and give me twenty!”

N: *hands her a $20 bill*

V: “What? No, she meant laps around the colony.”

N: “I know, I just can’t run like you guys.”

J:

N: “Just take my money please.”

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J: “She was left in the wreckage of the manor.”

Khan: “Oh, you poor thing.”

(Recently Converted) Drone Tessa: “Eh, it was only six years.”

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Cyn: “I have conquered nearly a hundred planets.”

Cyn: “And I believe that means I’m entitled to a free coffee.”

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Uzi, holding J by the collar: “I WILL drop-kick her, I swear!”

She proceeds to do just that.

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Thad: “So, what’s it like being Khan’s daughter?”

Uzi: “Once I asked him for a glass of water while he was mad at me, and he brought me a glass of ice and said ‘wait.’”

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Teacher: “What language were Homer’s ‘The Iliad’ and ‘The Odyssey’ written in? Uzi?”

Uzi: “I don’t know, Greek?”

Teacher: “Wrong! Lizzy?”

Lizzy: “Uhhh… Greek?”

Teacher: “Correct!”

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J: “You were gonna scam this guy?”

V: “I was gonna flat-out steal from him.”

J: “No. No way.”

V: “Why not? We already kinda stole a drone.”

J: “N’s an idiot- but he’s a sentient robot. He doesn’t count.”

N: “I WANT TO STEAL!”

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When the world is in your hands

Read the Alt text 😊

Creds for inspo: @incorrectmurderdrones

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Alice: “Hey, Nori, Yeva, should I take up the floorboards in my room and make a secret passageway?”

Nori: “Of course not. Don’t be silly.”

Alice: “Why not?”

Yeva: “Потому что ты проломишь потолок. Нори сказала: «Не делай этого».” (Because you’d go right through the ceiling. Nori said, don’t do it.)

Alice: “Okay, okay…”

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Alice, back in her room, to Beau: “How quietly do ya think we can nail these back in?”

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N: “It’s not my fault, I got distracted.”

Uzi: “By what?”

N: “You can always find something.”

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“What better way to prove your dedication than to be literally shot from a cannon?”

- J, to N

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V, standing in front of a locked door: “Fortunately, I have a delicate lock-picking technique.”

V: *literally pries door open*

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V: “I’ve been alive over twenty years and still haven’t found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public restroom I’m in.”

Uzi: “I once said ‘come back with a warrant’, soooo-”