becky j. dethomen

big fuckin t4t dyke, evil music producer, general menace

[onlydraven]

Horny for D&D?

[nudityandnerdery]

Where's the link, OP?

Where's the link, OP?

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

Anyone know what this is

[d3thom3n]

Looks like a sigil but I don't know for what

[tooloving-deactivated20160614]

A lonely bitch ….. A loner ….. I love isolation AND detachment

[cniska]

Imagine a d&d game but everyone talks like golf announcers and you all just soft clap when someone rolls a 20

[bajablast666]

“great swing from the barbarian, absolutely beautiful”

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

the badassery of ron swanson. The sarcasm of tony stark. And the swiftness of an elf

[pukicho]

here I drew this

[lordfordida]

incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more

[pukicho]

okay

[flat-as-a-board]

pleeeeease make this a merch design

[pukicho]

Okay, creatures. Last time I released this I didn’t give many of you enough time to see it and I got many requests to relaunch it, SORRY!!!

THEY’RE BACK FOR 3 DAYS WOO

[pukicho]

Funk music really coulda been called fuck music and it would’ve been exactly the same 

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

twitter weebs when they see art that isnt typical anime art style:

tumblr art style XD calart style XD im funney

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

artist: draw a woman with a nose

these weebs: what type of sjw art style is this

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

this isnt even supposed a ‘haha funny’ post. this straight up happend with me and whole lot of my friends . i got called ‘tumblr artist’ for draw women with big noses and people of color like how disconnected from reality you need to be

[neonprotagonist]

the one npc you randomly decided to make a celestial when the cleric decides to cast detect evil and good in the tavern out of nowhere

[tiktoks-we-like]

[poplan]

kechp...

[unclefather]

what would we do without art?

[7elevn]

i feel like i made myself up

[1dietcokeinacan]

You did! You do! Every day! Every minute!

[weaver-z]

So I’m in a musical for theater camp and I’m the main character. The dude playing my love interest and I are both gay, which makes it hilariously awkward in rehearsal. Yesterday he made me so angry because we were practicing the fake kiss our characters do, and when he brought me in he whispered “Perform heterosexuality, I must” in a perfect Yoda voice and made me laugh so hard I tripped and fell off the stage.

[weaver-z]

What the fuck is happening here on this day...

[deactivated-blog]

Both of u:

[i-am-a-fish]

if you crop out an artist's watermark!!!!!!! im gonna crop YOU out!!!!!!!!!!!!

[scretladyspider]

Do you guys wanna hear a funny story about my big sister when she was little about how she thought computers worked 

[scretladyspider]

I do! Just the one, who is two years older than me. 

Okay so when she was really little, she asked my dad how computers worked. This is when you had those big monitors like a small old television. So my dad told her that there were little people inside and they did everything like turning it on and making the images appear and everything else. Keep in mind, my sister at this point is like… four. So she was ready to accept that tiny people made computers work, no questions asked.

A little while later the computer was no longer working and my dad didn’t really know what to do with it, so he took it out in the backyard to smash it with a hammer. Just because I guess. Well anyway, my sister starts BAWLING right as he’s about to. Like just completely loses it. And my dad is like “what’s wrong? what’s wrong?” 

And my sister, who’s about 4 years old, screams, “ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE ARE GONNA ESCAAAAAAAAPE!” 

She didn’t care about the people getting hurt or squished. She didn’t want them to get out.

My dad had also forgotten he’d told her this and was extremely confused for several minutes, until he remembered he’d told her that the computer was run by tiny people. 

So yeah. It’s one of my favorite stories and a hilarious example of how a child’s mind can work. 

[sabrinaba]

This reminds me of something that happened when I was three. A lovely little show by the name of Barney the Dinosaur premiered around that time, and my parents, being the loving, doting parents that they were, gave me a stuffed Barney doll.

Which was great until the day my dad told me that a man was inside Barney. Looking back with the knowledge of an adult, I understand that he was referring to the fact that Barney in the show was portrayed by a man in a costume.

…my young mind chose to interpret that as ‘there’s a little man inside of your Barney doll’.

Needless to say, I never felt the same about that doll again. 

[scretladyspider]

a;dslfkha;ldkfh;alkshdf;lahsf;lhas;lfdh;lashf;lh;l I AM CRYING THIS IS HILARIOUS AND INNOCENT AND BEAUTIFUL OMG

[fear-the-0ld-bl00d]

[d3thom3n]

At this point I'm just like "fuck it, if I wanna abandon everything and live in a cave I'll do it"