Skinny Man Child

fluffy hair and lonely

[animatedtext]

[bortoukali]

[yodiscrepo]

[achingtentacles]

[hara-kiri]

my friend just sent me this i want to die

[actualdogvines]

[sublime-in-all]

this is so pure

[actualdogvines]

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[weloveshortvideos]

[actualdogvines]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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“You want a piece of me?!”

[literaldeerirl-deactivated20211]

9/2/2016 Pawlice Action

[fuckudad]

eggos out for eleven

[dragon-in-a-fez]

can we just pause and appreciate the complete lack of meaning this sentence has without cultural context?

like, a time traveller from 2015 would not be able to parse this sentence for any meaning whatsoever, yet here it is being reblogged thousands of times despite being, on its face, utter nonsense.

I love humans.

[tails-nightmare]

[oppressed-opossum]

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

[dement009]

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

[weallheartonedirection]

How to get out stains using other things

[trick-ass-dyke]

TO SAVE A LIFE

[onlytwitterpics]

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Man instantly regrets purchasing clap on clap off lights after having his girlfriend over.

[heart2big]

God

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Get this away from me