The NEW Avengers

Stan Sam Wilson for clear Skin! Stan Congressman Barnes for a sexy bod!

[fuckyabuckybarnes]

Sue Storm is better than me.

If I were that pregnant and someone said “we gotta go to space” I’d tell them to go fuck themselves.

[fuckyabuckybarnes]

I actually just want the remaining original avengers & Sam to come together with the *new* avengers and be friends thanks 🫶

[mo-mode]

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Clint in the vents and that’s his whole personality because he wasn’t fleshed out in the movies → Ava in the walls and that’s her whole personality because she wasn’t fleshed out in the movies

Thor eating poptarts and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief → Alexei eating Wheaties and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief

Natasha pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because fanon decided she’s just silly like that → Yelena pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because canon decided she’s just silly like that

Bruce being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a bad day → Bob being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a sad day

Steve being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the LAST person on board with this → Bucky being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the last person on board with this

Tony being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapons manufacturer → John being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapon himself

[kudos-si-do]

the power of friendship defeating depression is mcu canon now

[fuckyabuckybarnes]

I like taller Tom Holland. 10/10

[bubbarnes]

“... I already talked to him and it went poorly.”

[lordfries]

somebody pls let him rest

[rayofsuunshiine]

And just like that.. I’m back on my Bucky Barnes bullshit.

[fuckyabuckybarnes]

Sam and Bucky at odds? It’s more likely than you think

[strwbrrs-r-nice]

i want 50 avengers tower fanfics of the thunderbolts on my desk by morning do you hear me

[cryingmyeyesviolet]

[ngatwa]

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) / Agatha All Along (2024)

[maythe4th]

“You’re so much like your mother.” followed promptly by him mind manipulating people. Iconic, I fear.

[fuckyabuckybarnes]

The way some of y’all are talking about Miles Gutierrez-Riley makes me wish he’s hulkling more and more

MAKING ME HIS NO.1 FAN BC YALL CANT ACT RIGHT 💀

[fuckyabuckybarnes]

I love being right and I love that I knew I was right just from the “boyf” call lol

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Thor: Ow! My armkle!

Valkyrie: Your what?

Loki, sighing: His wrist.

[arobuckybarnes]

can you imagine what kind of discourse happens on the in-universe mcu tumblr 💀💀