Bros, I'll miss ya' both. /curt nod/ Hey, we can have fun talking on fb though, so all is good~ ANYWAY. Yep. Herp de derp and all that fun jazz. /hugs/ At least you'll be going out with a bang, eh?
Damn straight.

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Bros, I'll miss ya' both. /curt nod/ Hey, we can have fun talking on fb though, so all is good~ ANYWAY. Yep. Herp de derp and all that fun jazz. /hugs/ At least you'll be going out with a bang, eh?
Damn straight.
;_; It's sad that you guys are leaving. Your reviews on bio's helped me with mine(even though they may not be complete and still terrible, they still helped.). Y'all will be missed.
Thanks, anon!
I'm the China you recently just posted, and no, this is my first Facebook Roleplaying account, actually. I may seem familiar because I did look at other good bios on here for inspiration, since this bio is only about two months old, and did see your suggestions. Thank you so much for reviewing my bio, and I will miss you when you leave. This blog was probably the only good constructive criticism blog, and I want to thank you.
I'm glad you found it helpful! Maybe I'll drop you a starter one day. Since it stopped being a secret who I am.
-Mr. Tea
Good bio spotlight!
A really nice bio and you seem very familiar... Have I reviewed any of your characters before? Either way, good job!
-Mr. Tea
Let's all pretend that there is a screencap of their profile right here.
-waves. Hey, it's the one and only Loveisworthfightingfor~! You probably recognize the way I talk? That's 'cause I'm a hero! Everyone knows how the hero talks~! ♥ [[ Hola, mis amigos. ♥ lololo. no. That's not my native language. I'm an English-speaker, as well as some... well, what's in my languages thing :3 You guys may or may not know me, but I'm Ivan GoingtohellBringingyouwithme Braginski and Ivanya Ireallylikethoseamericanguys Braginski.
Although Ivanya is a Slavic name, I have a feeling you just added -ya to Ivan. That's not how you should name your fems. Ivanya is a very unpopular and uncommon name, but it is a Slavic name, so do what you want with that. But you should definitely change her surname. The female form of the surname is Braginskaya. And yes, it does matter.
I have so much skill it hurts. But I hate bios, so here's just about the most boring one ever. -is sticking to the basics until further notice. ♥♪♫☼ A L I T T L E I N F O ☼♫♪♥ `Name: Amelia Jones `Height: 5'5" `Weight: NA `Sexual orientation: Bi-sexual ♫♪ T H E N A M E ♪♫ Loveisworthfightingfor --Soon to be a fanfiction, I'll be writing it of course. The main story of said fanfic is that Amelia is dying at war, but who other than the mysterious Ivan Braginsky to swoop in and save her? He meant it as nothing more than a helping hand, but upon taking her out of the war by defeating the other nation, Ivan has -not intended to- made Amelia feel as though she owed him something. She didn't know what, so she took it upon herself to support Ivan when he needed it, which was near-constantly. She finds herself falling for him quickly. When Natalia hears that her brother is spending so much time with the American girl, things get bitchy. Natalia attacks Amelia. Amelia defends herself for her love, and that's that. Ultimately, Ivan saves her again, realizing that he's in love with her. He doesn't tell her, simply thinking that she couldn't return his feelings.
I find this story very unrealistic, why would either of them need each other's help? They are both very powerful. It kind of reminds me of a soap opera, but hey, it's your fanfic. Do what you want.
=^~^= P A I R I N G S =^~^=
Well that was quick. What about her personality?
AmeRus. OTP. I'll roleplay it any day, AU or no. I will do in yuri, het, or genderbend yaoi. I love this pairing. Sosososososososososo much. Don't like that? Ask for your own pairing.♥ AmeCan. Close follow-up to my OTP. :3 Love the pairing. This is one of the few pairings that I will do in yuri, or het, or even maybe genderbend for you. I respect this pairing so much. Das ist meine liebe.♥
I know I'm being an ass here, but I really hate it when people use other languages and don't do it right. Especially German. Everybody seems to think being able to say a few words makes you the coolest motherfucker in the Hetaliaverse. I beg to differ.
Americest. No. Justno. I refuse to roleplay relationships with an America. USUK. ARTHUR IS SEXY. js. FrUS. Mehhhhh. I'll try.. PruMerica. Marw. ♥ This shit is sexy. -nodnod. AmeriPan. I don't dislike it, but I've never really had it happen, soooo... yeah. Any ideas, lemme know. I'm willing to try. Amelia x OC's... If it works. Others: consult me, I'll let you know.![;
Here's my advice: Only mention your OTP and the pairings you absolutely won't do in this section. It will be neater that way.
_-*^ S T U F F ^*-_ I will rp: Hurt Gore Violence Death Mass-murder Anything dark Craaaaaaack!
I'm a bit disappointed, no normal/non-dark roleplays? But it's a good idea to list the things you will and won't roleplay.
I won't rp: Vore. Scat. AMERICEST. /|\ A P P L E J A C K /|\ Soo, I watch MLP. Amelia may take the form of Apple Jack from time to time. That is because of her personality and appearance. ;3 Anywho, just go with it. Okay?♥
This wouldn't really bother me, but for the sake of this argument, let's pretend I hate MLP and do not want you to roleplay as a pony. I wouldn't "just go with it." My advice to you is to only do this when your roleplay partner agrees.
"""ε α s y 2 p l ε α s ε""" •Simple as this: Just don't deny how true she is. She's schizophrenic. This is one of the few things I do different, because, in ways, she's more like a mix between America and Canada... I guess you could see that only in her volume, though. That is not part of Love Is Worth Fighting For, though. That /may be/ another fanfiction, simply titled Schizophrenic, or Schizo.
Wait wait wait. You might want to describe her schizophrenia, as it differs from person to person. And it would be a good idea to tell us how she copes with it.
If you have any plotlines for a roleplay, I'd be happy to hear them. And, as for the selfcest. If it's a pairing you truly love, if I know you well enough, change my mind on it. It's sick, I think. Amelia is quite clingy, and easy to argue with. But she loves everybodyyyy~♥ That said, my other profiles won't be used near as much.
Wait, that's it? I know nothing about your character. Except for her schizophrenia and that she's easy to argue with.
But.... I do have quite a few. None of them have the same action symbols, as I prefer to stay in cognito, if only slightly. Here, I use -these; ; on my Ivan page I use -these. ; on my Ivanya page I use *these* ; on my Arthur page I use -these- So don't ask. As for other sites, I have Myspace, yus. My most active page there is [I like chocolate milk]. I'm taking a hiatus there. I've got some quirks, work 'em out. ♥♪♫♫♪♥ L A L A L A ♥♪♫♫♪♥ So, if you've read this far, give me favorites and least favorites at the end! :D
♥♥♥ S C H I Z O P H R E N I C ♥♥♥
Oh, here it is! Sorry.
Amelia sees dead people. She sees fake people. She sees memories, nightmares. Reads dreams.
Do explain. But I have a feeling I won't like it.
She knows too much to keep her safe, and has been in and out of the mental hospital too many times to count.
What exactly does she know? She's schizophrenic, not psychic.
She finds herself wandering near Arthur/Alice's house often, as taht is where she knows she can be near someone who sees what she does, if even only some of it. She doesn't think she's schizo, though most people argue that she is.
Uh-huh...
She's died twice, though, lost parts of herself as well. During the time of Harvest Moon, she appears to be translucent, paling and fading. It's the same every time. She's never noticed that anything is wrong with her though. {request a first person Lit, you'll understand it better}
What the eff. And she just magically came back to life? How does that work? I know nations aren't exactly human, but come on. And you just said she "knows she can be near someone who sees what she does, if even only some of it." Doesn't that mean she knows there's something wrong with her? And being translucent has nothing to do with the real schizophrenia.
♥ 2P! ♥ Hahah. ]] What the fuck is wrong with these people reading this? Do they NOT know who the fuck I am? I'm gonna kick all of their asses if they don't. Someone give me a knife, wait no, I already have one. Bitches, if you try anything, I will cut your fucking faces off. And you manwhores, you hurt me in any way, shape, or form, get ready for a fucking bat up your ass. I'll kill you all, so don't even think about laying a finger on me. [[ So kind is she.
It irks me when 2P characters are "the most badass motherfuckers out there and you better not mess with them or you'll get cut, bitch." Not to mention they have no other feelings beside "total badassery," because that's totally an emotion.
Totally.
***** M E ***** Sohai. My name is [Jackie Chan is badass]. I'm thirteen, my birthday is [herpderp]. I'm asexual. I live in central US, always have. I've left the country for a total of an hour, flying to Hawaii. I love One Direction, I play video games on silent so I can listen to the radio and shit. I'm going into eighth grade in August, or ninth year, I think.
Oh, you're only 13? Maybe I shouldn't have been so harsh...
I'm taking German next year, but I already know a little.
Or do you.
I know some Russian, and I'd be willing to carry on a conversation(not a roleplay, though) in the language.
And yet you didn't know there's a big and very important difference between Braginsky and Braginskaya?
I've got no life. ♥
But you're 13.
I have a RL account, if anyone wants to add it, lemme know. I won't be here all the time, as I've got about seventy things going on every second of the day. I'm busy af. I cuss a lot, sorry if that bothers anyone. I'm not the absolute best with European geography, but I know some stuff.
This is what bothers me with American schools. They mostly teach about the American history, but no Europe. Here in Europe, we learn about both.
Hahah. Any who, I seem older, as I've been told. But if you want to roleplay, either have proper grammar, or prove to me that you've read this shit. I've been roleplaying since I was 8. :3 I've been pretty much everywhere. Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Tumblr, Sitemodel, Roleplayer.me, errywhere. I'm a fake ginger. I talk a lot. I'm on youtube, [pr0nies are the new bronies]. ♥ I like pi. ;D I have Skype, but it is only for people who I'm extremely close to. So, I suggest you not ask. c: If you wasted your time reading this(basically, if you read it at all), post on my wall, "Amelia is fuckingfantastic! ♥" And the instructions from LALALA.
I'll add to this from time to time, when my life becomes less entertaining than usual. Might add a bro's section. That'd be just like, a space to put the URL of someone and write random shit about 'em. ♥ LAST UPDATED 6 2 12 ♥ ]]
Conclusion: It wasn't the best bio I've ever read, but not the worst either. It seems to me that this is not a whore account and I'm really happy and proud of you if it really isn't. What this bio needs is a good personality description. Sure, America is not an OC, but surely fem!America would act differently. And even if she's exactly the same, you should still describe her personality. I dislike America as a character and don't know much about him as a result. So why not make an awesome bio that will make me love your character? It has happened before. I actually really like some Americas because of that. I also got the feeling that you don't really know what schizophrenia really is. You might want to do some more research.
As a roleplayer: I don't think I've ever roleplayed with you, but you seem familiar... Either way, the only thing I have to say about this is your age. You're very young and I hope you let people know just how very young if they ever ask you for smut.
-Mr. Tea
Can you review my OC before you close up shop here? It's "Tamura Honda" on facebook and the icon has a girl in a pink sweater (*coughs I drew it like a derp cough*).
Sorry, but I see no bio. You have to make it public in order for me to review it.
-Mr. Tea
Aww, shucks. Sad to see you guys leaving. Well, we can always talk on FB, right?? c: OhIhavealsoexperiencedthesameasyouguys, got tired of Hetalia. orz *flies to the Harvest Moon and Ib fandom*
Of course.
You and I should totally play Lucent Heart together.
-Mr. Tea
We will miss you so much!
Hello Mr Tea, I just wanted you to know that I really loved (love?) your blog. Not only were you amusing, you were just about the nicest bio reviewer on Tumblr. I actually sent a few bios your way simply because I thought you were great for unbiased advice. While I'm sad that you're leaving, I'm happy that you were on here to begin with. I sincerely hope that you continue to interact with people on your Facebook account. I, along with droves of others, loved being able to chat with you on there. Thank you for being here and for all of your hard work. You were magnificent! ~Neobaka
Dear Neobaka,
don't worry, my facebook account will stay active, I'd miss you guys too much otherwise. And thank you for being so nice, I hope you had as much fun with this blog as I did!
-Mr. Tea
Mr Tea! Felice ' Mynoodleiswet ' here - Now known as ' Felice Valentino Lorenzo Vargas '. It's a shame to see you go, but having run my own review site, I have to say that the same problems came over me and all the other admins, so I have much sympathy. I would, however, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, love to know who you are! It's been quite the mystery to me.
It's a good thing you've told me your new name, so many of you deleted your accounts (or got deleted by fuckbook).
I'll add you and let you know it's me.
Someone trying to RP as Mr. Tea? Kill it with fire. c:
Let it burn.
-Mr. Tea
Hello Mr. Tea! I love your blog, and I'm inspired to make a Facebook account thanks to you! Do you know any good Russia?
Thanks! Sorry, but I haven't been roleplaying with any good Russias lately.
-Mr. Tea
Is it a good idea, in your opinion, to rp as a character of a different religion that you don't know a lot about?
Of course, you can learn new things about other religions. Just make sure you're not being offensive.
-Mr. Tea
Do you do reviews for profiles from things that aren't Hetalia?
Yes.
Dear followers!
It's been a while. I'm sure most of you already know that this blog is slowly dying. Both Taxes and I got tired of Hetalia, to be honest. We got tired of it long ago, but I guess we both needed to express our anger/disappointment with the fandom somehow. Or at least I did.
I'm pretty sure we both thought doing reviews will be easy, just finding bad bios on facebook and laughing at them with funny gifs. But it was much harder than that. We didn't want to be like so many other blogs before us, who only bashed and laughed at the most terrible roleplayers. We actually wanted to offer some constructive criticism, and I think we did just that. We did our best to help those roleplayers who weren't in it just for the smexy ghay yaoi sekkusu desu.
But soon reviewing turned into a chore. Roleplayers apparently thought what we do is awesome, because we'd get review requests every day. And they were almost never bash requests either. Most of the submitters actually sent us their own bios to review. We eventually couldn't keep up with it anymore, we've always had over 50 requests waiting for us when we logged on. Not to mention I, personally, did a lot of research before reviewing a bio.
Like I've mentioned earlier, we both got tired of Hetalia. We still roleplay it, but only with close friends. Taxes stopped doing reviews a while ago, but she said she'll start doing them again soon. Because real life demanded my full attention, I also stopped reviewing and I really thought I'd come back soon, well rested and ready to read some bios. But I, like Taxes, got to the point where I simply don't care for this fandom anymore, or at least not as much as I used to.
And so, Taxes and I decided to end this blog and let you all know we're quitting. We'll keep this blog on tumblr, because we, or at least I, want to be able to go back to it whenever I want and remember all the good moments I've had here.
To those of you who are still waiting for a review: fear not! It would be unfair to you to just quit like that, but since some of you have been waiting for a month (or maybe even 2) you probably don't want/need a review anymore. I'm going to delete all requests, but you may send in a bio from today (12th June) to 20th June and I will review it. After that, we're officially done reviewing.
I just wanted to let you guys know how much this meant to me. You have no idea what an amazing feeling it is when people like what you do. And to think we had so many supporters! I got to know some of you personally and I'm really proud of how epic roleplayers you all are. And all those fanarts... I still have one of them as my phone's wallpaper.
I'll miss you all and I'll probably miss doing the reviews, but all good things come to an end. Since I'm sort of out of the fandom, you might as well all know who I am. If anyone wants to know, just say so and I'll tell you.
Okay, this has been dragging on for too long. I'm not really good with goodbyes, but oh well. It's the internet. We'll be forgotten in 2 days. Except for maybe that rustyspork person. She'll never get over me.
We started it together and we will end it together.
-Mr. Tea
From Taxes
Well, it's been quite fun while it lasted, even if I was pretty shitty at helping Tea with running the blog, well, extremly shitty, but none the less, it was still fun, especially reading all the reviews tea would do, and all the shitty, and good, bios. But things change, and people grow out of things, such has happened to me with Hetalia, yes, I may still roleplay it, but not as much as I used to which led to my declining activity on this blog. Homestuck has just taken over my life, though i still very much love Hetalia, it's just, not the same for me anymore, so with this, I bid you all adieu.
-Taxes.
You were not shitty. You made it fun.
-Mr. Tea
Fiddlesticks and teabags
I'm still very busy because school and shit. Mrs. Taxes promised she'll do some reviews soon, so look forward to that!
And don't worry, we're still alive, just... Busy. Very busy.
You all have my platonic love.
-Mr. Tea
{Best of luck, Mr Tea! I await your next criticisms with eagerness. :>}
Thank you, look forward to it!
-Mr. Tea