this is a request for june's three best friends. because her life has been depressing lately, and all the people crazy enough to befriend her keep leaving the site. so don't you ditch on me. i'll be very sad if you do that. and so will june. and she still keeps a baseball bat handy to beat up people's cars. overall, what i expect from them is this: they're bffs. seriously. forever and ever. they have a night at least once every two weeks to watch shitty movies. they fight a lot about dumb things. but not real fights. they just like to argue. but they'd throw themselves in front of a bus for each other. they've been friends since high school. they still play truth and dare and make stupid bets that end up in compromising situations. they're basically still in high school when they're all together. they have all seen each other naked way too many times. they share toothbrushes and have slumber parties. sleep in each other's beds. but they're all totally platonic peoples. it's so weird. but it's fun.
1. best friend 1, male, 24, single father, shares an apartment with june
these two grew up as best friends. best for you to read june's app because i mention him a few times. he's a great, great guy. when he was a senior in college, her girlfriend got pregnant, and she was going to abort the baby. he told june at graduation, and she ended up convincing the girlfriend to carry the child to term. babymomma then dropped the kid off at june and bf1's apartment, and they haven't seen babymomma since. june was in love with him at one point. but she moved on. and with the attack, their relationship is a little funny. but they'll work through it. he's the protective one of the bunch. the dad who makes sure that no one does shit that's too stupid. he has a kid to think of, you know, so he can't end up in jail overnight.
2. best friend 2, female, 23, girly girl, kind of a bimbo
bf2 is a bit of an airhead, but she's really, really sweet. but when she gets drunk, she's the meanest bitch around. it's actually quite terrifying. june met her in the second grade. bf2 told june that she should wear dresses and stop dressing like a boy, and june cut off her pigtail. and then in time out, they became best friends. who knew. june kind of tutored her through a lot of classes growing up, but for what she lacks in smarts, bf2 makes up for in determination. she's the town's adorable princess. really. she acts like a princess a lot. her parents treated her like that growing up. she wanted to be a horseback rider growing up, but she's afraid of horses. so it didn't quite work out. but she's a bit fearless that way. she faces her fears head on, and she makes june act like a girl sometimes. which june sorely needs.
3. best friend 2, male, 24, gay as the fourth of july, engaged
bf3 is quite the colorful character. he's your stereotypical gay in that he loves fashion. like. he and bf2 are the stacy and clinton of graham. (and if you don't know who that is... i'm sorry for your life choices). he dreams of having his own fashion line and running it through graham so that everyone there starts looking like sophisticated people and not hillbillies at the farm. june is impressed with his style, but most definitely not impressed when he and bf2 force her into skirts and make her parade through a bar to show off her "awesome ass". he's honestly the world's best gbf. but stereotypical gay stops at the fashionista thing (and sometimes, the way that he talks, because saying, "girlfriend, you've got the best updo i've ever seen" sometimes doesn't quite cut it on the straight scale). but he's the sassy little bitch you ever did see. if you insult someone he loves... oh man. run. just run. he's very protective of bf2 because he knows that she can't really stand up for herself. and he's planning a wedding. designing all of his friend's clothes. and he's asking for their help to plan it. bf3 is very excited. so is bf2. bf1 and june, though? not so much. they're happy for him, but june has the wedding planning abilities of a drugged up kangaroo, and bf1 has a kid that he's trying to raise; he just doesn't have the time. but they do it anyway. because they can't wait to see him walk down the aisle.
