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ever sometimes taken a feel of your bag before you empty it and you feel something weird in there and you’re like “what the fuck did i eat?”

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I havent posted on this blog in like 4 years but let me tell ya

If you are prone to partial blockages bc of fruit/vegetable fiber or if you just live dangerously and get popcorn at the movies, I strongly suggest Lax-a-Day laxative (Or any Polyethylene glycol laxative). It doesn’t give me any problems with my output at all and is really helpful with moving things along if I know I’ve eaten something that’s a little hard on me.

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Sexy custom designed iliostomy ostomy covers to help you feel conficent Sexy Secure.

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Ostomy Solutions #1

You know how low rise jeans are a huge fucking pain in the ...

stoma?

Because it inevitable pops out at the top?

I know everything on as seen on tv is usually crap but these things are amazing.

Whenever I wear jeans, I wear one of these under it. They keep the bag flat but they can ride up a bit if you're wearing one under your pants rather than over. 

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Ostomy Advantage #11

It's way easier to find out if the person you're dating is a worthless sack of trash if they're disgusted by your ostomy. Then you don't have to waste time on a relationship with a total chode.

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Ostomy Advantage #10

Probably a little less risky to get your butthole bleached.

I wouldn't know but hey if you're into it, go for it!

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Ostomy Advantage #9

Check dis shit out

it's like a tattoo that covers exposed organs

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Ostomy Advantage #8

You can use the bigger stalls in public washrooms because it totally counts has a disability but only for bathroom purposes.

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Ostomy Advantage #7

On the toilet, you can wipe back to front without worrying about getting poop where you don't want to. 

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Ostomy Advantage #6

If you give birth, you will not poop on the table.

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Ostomy Advantage #5

You can have sex involving butthole and not have to worry about poop.

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Ostomy Advantage #4

You are a literal cyborg.

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Ostomy Advantage #3

Nobody can blame their farts on you, even if you discreetly let some air out of the bag because nobody's gonna ever think you did that.

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Ostomy Advantage #2

In cases of emergency you can rip the bag off and throw it at an attacker as a defense mechanism like some kind of terrifying LAND SEA-CUCUMBER.

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Ostomy Advantage #1

You don't have to sit on a public toilet to poop.