Fuck Yeah Schmidt Bits

In addition to having "savant"-level scent-memory, and a ridiculously deep karaoke repertoire that would make Manilow himself blush, I'm also a terrific sleight-of-hand magician. Fact: When used correctly, chicas cannot resist close-up magic. It's simply the world's best icebreaker. It shows you're mysterious and good with your hands, and the ladies lap it up every time. Well, almost every time. Let's put it this way: I have so many notches, I had to get a second belt. - Schmidt on Schmidt

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Every couple has a weakness.

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Ten years. Two hearts. One home.

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Best of Schmidt → 4×13 Coming Out

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Winston, I said “yo.”

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"Why were we given so much while others were given so little?"

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Best of Schmidt → 4×03 Julie Berkman’s Older Sister

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Best of Schmidt → 4×02 Dice

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