Fuck Yeah, Waige!

Dedicated to Walter O'Brien and Paige Dineen from CBS' Scorpion. Occasional teasers for upcoming episodes, but no explicit spoilers.

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THE ONLY REVIVAL WE NEED IS A REVIVAL OF SCORPION AKA THE ONLY GOOD CBS SHOW WHICH DESERVED ALL THE SEASONS

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2.21 || 3.03

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Let our bodies do the talking; let our shadows paint the walls.

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Fanfic: Sleep On It

(This is @webuiltthepyramids.  Not posting this on my main as some folks from real life may know my url and I don’t want them seeing that I’m writing erotica.)

Fandom: Scorpion (2014)

Pairing: Walter/Paige

Rating: M

Words: ~2500

Summary:  It was the biggest cliché. The awkward 'exes have to work together' scenario. The car stakeout. Together. Alone.

Read on FF.net or AO3*.

* actors for multiple shows I’ve watched have admitted to perusing AO3.  For that reason, I post all my smut as available to registered users only. 

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I finished this video sooner than I thought!

ENJOY! :) 

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we’ll give the world to you and you’ll blow us all away.  someday, someday.

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The Scorpion board at Fanforum did a Fanfic Secret Santa this year!  Participants were @foxphile, @writerfreak001, Tiffany, and myself.  We’re all so happy both with what we wrote and with what we got in return!  Links and descriptions are below.

Written by Kimberly for Tiff: Most Important Thing 

Toby sees Walter and Paige having a tough time getting over their breakup, and so he talks to them individually to get to the root of the problem in hopes that they would be able to find the courage within to talk to the other.

(FF.Net | AO3)

Written by Heidi for Nicole: Date First 

It’s Florence’s first time in Sylvester’s home.

(FF.net | AO3)

Written by Nicole for Heidi: And A Sixpence In Her Shoe 

The night before their wedding, Florence and Sylvester realize they’ve forgotten something.

(FF.net | AO3)

Written by Tiff for Kimberly: A Perfect Christmas 

Paige makes plans for the perfect Christmas, but is it really the Christmas everyone wants?

(FF.Net | AO3)

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me, about to refer a tumblr user by their name: am i ENTIRELY sure that’s their name?? lemme check… okay it’s in their bio… w wait what if that’s not actually their name… like… maybe it’s one of their friends names or something?? or like.. a song lyric?? ugh idk i’ll just… search their blog for the name that’s in their bio and maybe that will help me figure out whether it IS actually their name?? idk okay i mean… it’s probably their name so i’ll just go for it and type out their name! oh wait what if that’s not how you spell it… i’ll check the spe- oh okay i was right in the first place… okay i’m gonna hit send w w w WaIT WHAT IF THEY’RE USING A FAKE NAME AND I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT BECAUSE I THINK IT’S THEIR REAL N

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Okay so can we make this the Official Name Post? tag it with official name post and your name so people know

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Another very accurate post.

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“We’re together, so things are meant to be effortless, but I couldn’t even convince the manager that we were an actual couple.”

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Scorpion started with talks of found family and how everyone belongs somewhere. It ended with said family fractured and resenting each other.

Scorpion started with Paige being the one who was “normal” but had enough heart for all of them and who loved and protected them and encouraged growth. It ended with her telling the man she claimed to love that he was essentially a child and was never going to improve.

Scorpion started with Walter caring for Sylvester (making sure he remembered to eat). It ended with Sylvester thinking Walter hurt him on purpose.

Scorpion started with a big scene about how when someone tried to hurt one of them, the others would jump in to defend. It ended with them hurting one another.

Scorpion started with Sylvester safe and loved. It ended with him heartbroken, twice.

Scorpion started with Paige looking at Walter and her son and feeling hope. It ended with her walking away.

Scorpion started with heart. It ended with bitterness.

Fuck you, CBS. Fuck you.

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Me: I am finally okay with the fact that Scorpion is over.

Someone on Food Network: so this is a Baked Alaska…

Me:

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Scorpion Season 4 Gag Reel 

I apologize for the low quality. It’s the best I could manage. 

WATCH THIS VERSION INSTEAD. IT HAS LOUDER VOLUME. 

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Nicole’s Official Unofficial Season Five (Complete)

AKA “the fic I hoped I wouldn’t have to write.”

“Paige and Walter have always had periodic breakdowns in communication. Sylvester has become less afraid since he met his wife but more afraid at the same time. And him and Walter, well, they’ve always had little things going on. Every one of us, really. We were strong together, but there were tiny cracks there that were just waiting to blow up, like when something hits your windshield and you don’t even notice but then suddenly the tiniest of pebbles hitting the weak point in just the right – or wrong – way sends a streak across your vision.” He took a sip of his coffee. “I think we all knew, on some level. We all wanted to pretend that none of that existed. Probably just like Walter and Paige both didn’t want to acknowledge that they had things to work on. Doesn’t mean they were bad. Doesn’t mean Scorpion was bad. Just means we all took each other for granted a little bit.”

Words: ~30,000

Rating: Strong T (language)

Chapters: 10

Warnings: Cursing, near death experiences, character death (OCs only), sexual themed discussion

Summary:  Can our favorite characters still save the world while working against each other? Is there any hope for Fly after Florence’s finale admission? Can Waige find their way back to each other? And what happens with the Quintis adoption story? My attempt at giving these characters a resolution, because CBS has decided if we want more we have to do it ourselves. Spoiler alert: happy endings

Read on:

FF.Net | AO3

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end of show

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My sexuality is Paige Dineen in a short skirt slowly stepping into Walter O’Brien’s personal space.