Why is Yaseen Kader the greatest? @fuckyeahyaseenkader - Tumblr Blog

Source: Yaseen ‘bestgesture’ Kader, 2015

Kader quit Tumblr but he took some A+ selfies this year and wanted to share them, particularly with @sixthbaron, @howdyspacebuddy, and @crimelords

#sixthbaron #howdyspacebuddy #crimelords

Can we just make it clear that the golden rule of improv is not forced consent??

fuck yeah, yaseen kader!

Yaseen you posted this, didn't you?

bestgesture

Some Oxford student got all pissy about my video telling tourists fake facts about Oxford. Oxford students call Cambridge students ‘tabs’ to insult us. To similar effect, Cambridge students call Oxford students ‘wankers’.

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yaseen laughs like how i would imagine velociraptor would laugh

and that’s the greatest compliment i could ever bestow

onitlikeasonnet

Dear Dido

This one is, like, actually a sonnet. And it’s the first serious poem I ever wrote. For the uninitiated, Dido was the Queen of Carthage (modern Libya). Aeneas, a Trojan, was shipwrecked in Carthage after escaping Troy. Dido falls in love with Aeneas, and he kind of reciprocates, but then the gods tell him that he has to leave and go found Rome. So he tells Dido and sails away and she’s so devastated that she burns herself on a pyre of Aeneas’ belongings. *** And here I thought that I was so unique That no one else before had felt that strain That makes all prose and logic sound so meek As deaf’ning couplets scream inside your brain. But you, dear Dido, you sure felt the same. You lingered on his every breath and sound. You pined whenever someone said his name, And pictured him when he was not around. For you, you Carthage dame, it proved too much: You chose a pyre prematurely lit. The world was too agape without his touch. But that’s not what I choose to make of it. My Carthage will not fall now it’s my turn. I’ll pine, but I’ll be damned if I shall burn.

Yaseen Kader

#bestgesture

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"i’d fuck a lemon if i could"

-yaseen

Tetris is so important to my wellbeing.

It's art in a videogame, apparently.

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yaseen just tried to show me his lemon tart on skype and he dropped it onto his laptop i am so happy

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I just hate the good press that they get, you know?

Yaseen, on bananas

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yaseen: my friend moodey thought my name was lloyd for a long time me: lloyd? what, why? yaseen: because i told her my name was lloyd

That kind of assuredness is something that I envy in both religious people and sports fans.

Yaseen, on the total belief that you're right.

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yaseen: what kind of whisper was it? hushed? embarrassed? ah i’ll just take away the adjective. me: nonono, there’s definitely an adjective for it. it was like a secret smile kind of whisper. what’s the word? come on, you’re the cambridge student - what’s the word for that? yaseen: YOU’RE THE ONE THAT COMES UP WITH OBSCURE NOUNS

Yaseen's reaction to the punchline of longest joke in the world.

"No."

It took over an hour to read.