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Bones just stared. "You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!"

Night huntress 01 - Halfway to the grave By Jeaniene Frost

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“Grace’s niece is mean,” Taggart was saying. “She has to be, baby.” Charlotte patted his back as they walked away. “It’s the only way to survive you.”

Masters and Mercenaries 14 - Love Another Day by Lexi Blake

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Sadie, the receptionist she’d met earlier, strode through the door. “Ian, did you forget your four thirty? Because he didn’t forget. He’s here. Waiting for you.” Ian grimaced. “It’s a corporate client. Tell him I died.” Sadie put her hands on her hips. “I got you the lemon bars. That corporate client pays us two million a year for security services. You take those lemon bars and talk to him, and you will be nice or I will sic your wife on you.” Charlotte slid an arm around the younger woman’s shoulders. “Don’t let me forget to thank Grace for sending you our way, hon. You are perfect.”

Masters and Mercenaries 14 - Love Another Day by Lexi Blake

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Ian gave me an aggravated look. “Can’t shag your sister, can’t shag your friend, can’t shag you, can’t shag Vlad. If I wanted to be this sexless and miserable, I’d get married.”

Night Prince 04 - Into the Fire by Jeaniene Frost

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Hayley stood up. “No. No. I don’t think you should put yourself in that kind of danger. You have three kids.” Charlotte frowned. “Yes, I do. I don’t think they would be good at this though.” “Yeah, they’re totally not right for the job,” Taggart concurred. “See, when we say he’s into women, we mean adult ones. Ones with boobs. Charlie’s boobs are spectacular. Very distracting. I should know. I’ve been on the wrong side of those boobs and they win every time. Now if I wanted to blow something up, my twins are there. I mean it. They can destroy some shit, if you know what I’m talking about.” Charlotte’s head shook. “Seth is useless at this point. He pretty much just eats and poops and looks super cute. But I have a feeling one day he’s going to be really good. His hand-eye coordination is incredible.” “You’ll have to forgive them.” Damon sat back, seemingly amused. “They’re trying to build a whole team simply from their offspring. I keep telling them they’ll have the muscle, but the brains might have to come from somewhere else.” Taggart shot him the finger.

Masters and Mercenaries 13 - For His Eyes Only by Lexi Blake

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[...]Nick, no matter what he says, this is your op. Damon can yell all he likes, but it’s bluster. He’s not going to fire you. He would have done the same thing had it been Penny’s life on the line, and he knows that deep down. So what you choose to do with the information you have is all up to you. Brody, you did a damn fine job keeping your partner alive while he followed his dick around.” “His dick is very sentimental, boss,” Brody replied. Taggart nodded his way. “Allowances must be made and I think the Benz works better as a convertible anyway. Nick, it’s up to you. You can give Fain the names or I can run them myself.”

Masters and Mercenaries 13 - For His Eyes Only by Lexi Blake

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Damon’s face had turned a nice shade of red that let Nick know he’d fucked up at a high level. “I can fire you, too, Brody. You’re supposed to be the voice of reason.” “Said no man about an Aussie ever,” Taggart quipped and then held up his hands. “Sorry. Sarcasm is my default mode.” Even Taggart seemed to understand that Damon wasn’t in the mood to joke. “You know we’ve got insurance on that Benz.”

Masters and Mercenaries 13 - For His Eyes Only by Lexi Blake

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“Do I even need to explain how bloody fucking wrong what you did this afternoon is?” Damon Knight strode into the room, Taggart hard on his heels. “I told you, man. Those Euro cars are too easy to damage. You need to buy American SUVs. They’re like tanks. Even Adam can’t wreck one and he’s a horrible driver. I’m pretty sure he spends more time looking in the mirror to make sure his hair is still douchey than he does paying attention to the road.”

Masters and Mercenaries 13 - For His Eyes Only by Lexi Blake

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“Are you fucking kidding me? Is this like when a cat tosses a dead mouse at his master’s feet? Nick, I told you. I don’t need gifts, but this one is pretty cool. Look, baby, we just got back to the real world and we already have a dead body to deal with.” Nick stopped, his eyes closing, and he nearly did it. He nearly prayed. It was right there on the tip of his tongue to ask God that Ian Taggart not be standing in the middle of the conference room.

Masters and Mercenaries 13 - For His Eyes Only by Lexi Blake

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Theo groaned, but he had to laugh because there was a lot of truth to what he’d said. “Dude, stop thinking about my girl. We are not going to do the threesome thing, but she could handle you. I don’t think that anything fazes that woman. I woke up screaming my head off and she hit me with a pillow and told me to stop crying like a girl and go back to sleep. I tried to explain to her that I’d murdered her in my dreams and she snorted and said that was the only place I would ever be doing that. Then she cuddled against me and started snoring again. Is it weird that I think her snoring is kind of soothing?”

Masters and Mercenaries 12 - Submission is Not Enough by Lexi Blake

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“See, Damon’s got man meat,” Ian said to his wife as though this was an argument they had often. “No whiney married guys who can’t romance some info out of a woman. All I’ve got are whiney married dudes. Even Theo comes back, his memory wiped out, and I still can’t use him as a man trap because the one thing he does remember is that his dick is attached to a female.” Charlotte’s mouth dropped open. “Ian!” But Theo threw back his head and laughed. It was true.

Masters and Mercenaries 12 - Submission is Not Enough by Lexi Blake

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“Relax, brother. I don’t want to have to sedate you.” Ian kept a tight grip. “You should do as he says.” Case was standing over him as though waiting for him to flip his shit again. “Big brother has a plan in place. We’ve got tranquilizer guns stashed around the office just in case.” “I like to call it Operation Sleepytime.” Ian forced him to his seat, but Theo was already coming down. “I call it Operation You’re An Asshole,” Adam replied. Ian grinned down at him. “I might have tested it out on Adam.”

Masters and Mercenaries 12 - Submission is Not Enough by Lexi Blake

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“How much time?” I asked. “Make it a quickie, thirty minutes or so; they won’t have everything organized before that.” I knew there was a reason we were friends; I like a man who considers thirty minutes a quickie. He grinned.

Anita Blake 25 - Crimson Death

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Brighton nodded and took a step back. “It’s an open offer. Let me know if you need anything else, and please text me to let me know Baby Tag’s okay.” Erin couldn’t help but smile at that. “He insists that Baby Tag is TJ. I think we should call him Forgetful Tag from now on. They’re like the dwarves. I expect to find a set of triplets out there any day now.” “God, don’t even joke about that,” Ian said. “My father was a bastard, but he had sperm that worked overtime.”

Masters and Mercenaries 12 - Submission is Not Enough by Lexi Blake

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The first time she took Theo, she knew no one would look for him. Everyone thought he was dead. It was easy. This time she would be courting war with McKay-Taggart.” “Oh, she’s declared it.” Ian’s eyes had hardened. “We’re definitely at war. She walked in to my town and tried to take my family. There’s no turning back now. I wasn’t planning on letting her go free, but she’s upped my timetable.”

Masters and Mercenaries 12 - Submission is Not Enough by Lexi Blake

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I left my girlfriend behind to make sure the live-in girlfriend of my ex-lover and current vampire servant didn’t harm anyone, while I went to have a date with our shared lover. I would have said shared boyfriend, but Echo really only had one person she dated, and that was Fortune, the love of her life and afterlife. Fortune was my girlfriend’s girlfriend, or maybe Fortune was my girlfriend, too. So did that make either of them my girlfriend’s girlfriend or just my girlfriend? Was Jean-Claude their girlfriend’s boyfriend? Or since everyone had at least occasional sex with each other, were words like boyfriend and girlfriend too old-fashioned to cover it? I was beginning to get a headache, and it wasn’t from the dance music.

Anita Blake 25 - Crimson Death

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"Unless they have a cure," said François, his gaze thoughtful. "C'est possible? We know that the disease does not transmit to humans or to werewolves. Hmmm. Did you hear about the recently discovered temple in the Sudan?" I stared at him. "Yeah. I'm a regular reader of National Geographic." Ol' Frankie's brows quirked. "You wield sarcasm, madam, as well as a master swordsman does." "Gee, thanks." I smiled at him and batted my lashes. Quit flirting. Patrick flicked the command into my head. He sounded half-annoyed, half-amused. I'm not flirting. Quit being cute and likeable. An impossible request. I've always been too adorable for words.

Broken Heart 01 - I'm the Vampire, That's why by Michele Bardsley