shortfurbyking

dude u wanna crash the mall? el joji

[fuckyourossgeller]

idk if it’s because i’m stuck at home and losing my mind but i think i’m ready to start a goat farm in my backyard once i buy a barn

[fuckyourossgeller]

can someone turn the sun down i wanna sit in my hoodie without sweating excessively 

[bobofganoush-deactivated2021032]

this is me venturing outside to get ingredients to make matzo ball soup

[fuckyourossgeller]

i watched the entire 3 seasons of a show called future man instead of working or moving or socialising or sleeping yesterday and i gotta say.......... worth it

[fuckyourossgeller]

spit shakes are the only promises i trust 

[fuckyourossgeller]

big news!!!!!!!!!! barn prices are looking pretty good right now might become a barn boy

[kmarx]

me: says something incoherent, walks away

[jumex]

im educated but like…im still stupit

[fuckyourossgeller]

no documentary is ever going to hold my attention as much as tiger king did

[putlestory]

[gossipinq]

what type of bug is this

[lazydogjumper]

it’s not a bug, it’s a feature

[fuckyourossgeller]

new rules but it’s not about a boy it’s about not eating ramen 3 days in a row

[spidxrbxby-deactivated20210105]

park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me.

[mozzazzella]

oh sweet sweet sounds of 80s synthesizers, alleviate me

[fuckyourossgeller]

today be like 😜🤜💥🤡

[fuckyourossgeller]

okay im feeling social hit like and i’ll come ask u completely normal questions

[fuckyourossgeller]

ps has anyone been watching this season of survivor 

[fuckyourossgeller]

okay im feeling social hit like and i’ll come ask u completely normal questions