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Noah Avery Baker

[potaders-deactivated20240218]

[ohmyfuckingoreos]

One of the best things in life is feeling a girl’s naked body pressing against yours

[loneliestgirl15]

since you have read this post you will be told good news tonight. if you reblog this post your best week starts now. if you ignore this post your best week starts now. i just want you to have a good week

[muyintedezante]

[bussy-pop]

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

[notlostonanadventure]

This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet

[moonpaw]

waters so fuckin good! like glug bitch lol

[moonpaw]

this post always shoots up in notes around 2am i am onto you water loving fucks

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[escapismroom]

today I was wearing my “yes homo” shirt and some lady told me “you’re going to hell” and I replied with “with you existing, I’m already there” and I s2fg she made this exact face

[socialexecution]

IM LAUGHING

[theanimalmemes]

“Find someone who makes you happy, who you think about consistently, miss constantly, whose presence simply makes your day better.”

— @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

[fudg3c4ke-blog]

@solarpowergay

[knifefightscene]

SCREAM

[astrollusion-deactivated2018100]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[loves-quinns]

Idk where straights get the idea that marriage is a trap from. Like hanging out with the girl I love whenever we want and like cooking dinner together and sharing a space sounds lit as hell

[obigays]

Rian Johnson: heres my idea, the best fight scene in star wars. Because it has

Guards twirling to nowhere.

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

#this scene looks way sloppier now than i remember it being#why is kylo stabbing the floor????

i’m actually laughing so hard at all of this

[artofagoddess]

Two guards literally fought each other?

[gtfo-lmao]

My Kiwi baby ❤️

[bpdkipland]

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

[bpdkipland]

THIS ONE!!!!

[bogfox]

I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

Chaotic Good

[bpdkipland]

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

[cozza-frenzy]

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

[catalystforameow-deactivated202]

Here!

Plus some more^^

[puddox]

[hipstered]

just wanna drive to the beach in sweats & a blanket & sit on the shore w/ someone & have a deep convo enjoying the oceans view & sounds

[bluearrow126]

WE’RE GETTING ANOTHER SEASON

[porterr-robinson]

[swordlesbianopinions]

whats hotter than a woman w a sword? a woman Forging a sword

[swordlesbianopinions]